Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Night of Three Women
Roasted pork trotters, green beans, sliced cumin meat, garlic and oily lettuce.
Four people and four dishes, Tong Yi can't eat spicy, but he eats green onions, ginger and garlic, it's fine, but he can't accept this chili, and beckons the two girls who are fighting to eat, Li Rouran's mouth is sharp, but Zheng Guanyin is typical unreasonable, you just mean the sky, I just don't go, what can you do?
Calling the girl who was running downstairs, Gu Gu came back after a while, carrying two cans of wheat juice in his hand, Tong Yi frowned.
"You're going to drive tomorrow morning, don't drink too much."
Gu Gu Hanhan said with a smile.
"Don't you don't drink, just drive me and Dabo Fox, Sister Zheng, will you drink Wow, Dabo Fox's wine is too bad."
Tong Yi deeply agrees with this.
Twenty minutes later, Tong Yi got up and ran first! Gu Gu also wanted to run, but unfortunately Zheng Guanyin was hugging his neck to 'talk about life', Li Rouran's face was blushing, holding the cans in both hands and squinting at the two women opposite, and finally found a woman who was worse than her own wine.
Zheng Guanyin, a typical Bai Fumei with a good background, good looks and a high education, she can't drink.
After only drinking two small cans, he had forgotten what he was called, hugging Gu Gu's neck and choking affectionately.
"Gu Gu, why did you say that I was so unlucky, wow, I finally met a man who was pleasing to the eye, could be happy, happy, hi Pippi, and played with a man in a chic manner, but how did this offend my future mother-in-law and future father-in-law! Do you think my name is sick! ”
For Gu Gu, who has a super good amount of alcohol, Zheng Guanyin at this time is a kind of torture, Gu Gu likes the kind of wine bureau where he doesn't talk or communicate, drinks when he drinks, and goes home to sleep after drinking, it's best not to say a word, the sound of slamming the cup is enough, provided that Tong Yi is not there, there may be a few more clinking sounds.
Gu Gu patted Zheng Guanyin's shoulder and said softly.
"It's okay, uncles and aunts are not grudges, I guess I'll forget you when I go home!"
It's okay not to say this, but Zheng Guanyin raised his head and cried.
"Forgot! You went to Tong Yi's house once, and my uncle didn't forget you, and then my uncle and aunt forgot about me! Why, why! ”
Li Rouran squinted and smiled.
"Because you are short, Xiaohong Xing'er, you really don't match Tong Yi's eight characters, you see that your appearance is not the kind of prosperous man, and your personality is not either! Not to mention that I will definitely be able to get Tong Yi, Gu Gu is honest, looking at my full face and full chest, Wangfu can breastfeed the child again! Take advantage of this opportunity to simply give up, Auntie will definitely not agree to Tong Yi marrying a second-married woman called her Obasan! ”
Zheng Guanyin turned his head, looked at Li Rouran with vicious eyes, and gritted his teeth.
"Big wave fox, don't hold two meat balls on your head and talk to me here, if I fail, I will kill myself! I'm afraid of being lonely, and I'm reluctant to take my husband away, but I'll definitely take you away as a parrot and take all your fur off you. ”
Li Rouran giggled, then leaned back slightly, let go of the can in her hand, and the can was firmly 'placed' on her 'body'.
Gu Gu's eyes were red, he opened Zheng Guanyin's hand and said to go to the bathroom, and when he walked past Li Rouran, Gu Gu suddenly stepped forward, picked up half a can of beer and poured it into Li Rouran's mouth.
"Let you show off! Let you show off! ”
Tong Yi, who was hiding in the room, shrank on the bed and trembled, not daring to speak at all, for fear that the three girls outside would kill him on a whim and drink for fun.
Lying down, Tong Yi fell asleep, and he didn't know how long he slept, and when he was asleep, he was suddenly grabbed by his arm and taken out of his sleep, Tong Yi panicked instantly, could it be that this girl was drunk and disorderly? Tong Yi hurriedly sat up and took off his shirt.
Bang Bang Bang!
The three slaps were slapped on Tong Yi's shoulder, and Tong Yi obediently got out of bed and stood aside with his head bowed.
Gu Gu shook his hand, put Zheng Guanyin on his back on Tong Yi's bed, gritted his teeth and whispered.
"You are very skilled in undressing, when the two of us sleep together, you can't wait to weld the inside of the coffin for yourself, do you think that the two of them drank too much and came to you to come over passionately?"
Tong Yi lowered his head and shook his head vigorously, and said in a low voice.
"No, no, no..."
Then he glanced at Zheng Guanyin who was lying on the bed, and Tong Yi said in a low voice.
"Then why did you send her over~ It's not appropriate for either of us to be together."
Gu Gu turned around and sat on the edge of the bed, a pair of slender jade legs slowly lifted, and he kicked Tong Yi's waist.
"You go to the living room and sleep on the couch! You have to bring her home, now it's okay, my bed is all vomited, you don't go to work tomorrow morning, wash the sheets for me, or I'll tell my aunt to go." ”
Tong Yi leaned against the wall and whispered.
"I don't want to sleep on the couch."
"Li Rouran's bed is big, you go to Li Rouran to sleep!"
When the words fell, a snickering sound came from the dark living room, and Gu Gu gritted his teeth and said angrily.
"Lee! Soft! Correct! You're here, auntie, can you stop for a while in the middle of the night? You're going to have a morning meeting tomorrow! I'm going to dig the first shovel of soil at the construction site! You have many, many things to do, you sleep! Don't toss, okay? ”
"Oh!"
Li Rouran's voice was full of loss, and then she stomped upstairs step by step, but fortunately she couldn't hold back downstairs.
Lying on the sofa, Tong Yi tilted his head and was thinking about a question, whether to find someone to buy some Moutai stocks, and then this idea was erased by Tong Yi, Li Rouran, Chai Shuo, and Duan Kun around him are not the ones who are short of one or two million, unless this stock can make them ten million in the short term.
But Tong Yi found that he didn't have this ability, and his sad tears didn't come out, but Tong Yi lost sleep.
Why is this sofa so short!
When Tong Yi fell asleep, the sky was about to dawn, and the three women were busy packing up and leaving the house early in the morning, Zheng Tan was very angry about Zheng Guanyin's not returning at night, you can go out to play, go out crazy, but you can't be caught by Liu Ye at this time.
No way!
Li Rouran and Gu Gu wanted to explain to this rival first, a more embarrassing thing happened during the period, Zheng Guanyin did not bring Huan to change clothes, the underwear was too big for Li Rouran, and Gu Gu's was too small, and finally chose a Gu Gu's bandeau , Zheng Guanyin didn't want to wear Li Rouran's clothes, so he chose a set of Gu Gu's suit, and the result was like a singing, the sleeves and trouser legs...
I can't describe it, it's like a schoolboy wearing his mother's clothes.
In the end, I chose Li Ruran's professional suit, and took scissors to cut off a section of the pencil pants worth more than 3,000 yuan, Li Rouran was not distressed at all, but took this picture with her mobile phone.
When Tong Yi opened his eyes, it was already ten o'clock, and he hurriedly removed the sheets and sheets of the three beds and threw them into the washing machine, and then began to wash, and when Tong Yi dried his clothes, Chai Shuo's phone also called.
"Go downstairs! Tong big liar, can you not lie to me? Can you not lie to people! Punish you, you. ”
Tong Yi went downstairs and walked out of the community, got into the car and covered his head and said weakly.
"Ask everything, don't say anything, I don't want to explain anything! Now go find someone who knows how to staves, I really have to go out with you on the weekend, I went out with Zheng Guanyin and was caught by my father. ”
Chai Shuo started and said softly.
"If you catch it, you can catch it, it's a big deal."
"I'll take Gu Gu home!"
"Huh? I'm about to forget about Grandma Gu, oh yes! Mu Min called me at about 1 o'clock last night, and he received a rather strange resume, an interview resume from a country where he had a good life, interviewing for the position of CEO of the new company, and offering an annual salary of more than 1.8 million yuan, Mu Min couldn't make up his mind. ”
Tong Yi lit a cigarette and frowned.
"RB people?"
"It is said that he is of mixed race, and his household registration is from our Greater China, but this name... Fuck you, fuck you, you don't know how to drive? You turn left and hit your mother's right turn signal! ”
Chai Shuo got out of the car and quarreled with the other party, but it turned out to be a little girl, a pair of big eyes full of tears, Chai Shuo raised his hands in surrender, and left a WeChat by the way.
What a pure scumbag!