Chapter 1 What the hell is a pineapple phone?

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June 7, 2012, 5 p.m. sharp.

The bell rings for the end of the last English test in the college entrance examination.

After the invigilator finished collecting the papers, he announced the end of the exam, and the young students who were finally liberated were like piglets with a fence in the pigsty, swarming out of the teaching building.

But Xu Xing is an exception.

He looked at the senior high school students with energetic faces, sitting alone in the seats of the college entrance examination, as if they were still reminiscing about the previous English test.

Maybe when they go to college or step into society, these college entrance examination candidates will miss the relatively fairest exam.

But for Xu Xing at the moment, it is the time when he can feel the most emotional.

Who would have thought that this young body, which had just become an adult, lived in the soul of an old man Ben San before the English test.

Even with his English proficiency in working in foreign companies for many years, he has just completed the English test paper of the college entrance examination.

If nothing else, the English score of 70 points in his previous life will be rewritten by his own hands.

As a person who has come over, after accepting the setting of rebirth and calming down, Xu Xing no longer cares about the college entrance examination results at this time, but enjoys the subtle joy of being able to do it all over again.

"Classmate, it's time to go." On the podium, the invigilator who had finished sorting out the test papers looked at Xu Xing with a dejected appearance, and said a little unbearably, "It doesn't matter if you don't do well in the exam, there is still a long way to go in life, your parents are still waiting for you outside, right?" Don't let them worry. ”

Xu Xing, who was sitting in the exam seat, blinked, and when he looked around, he found that he was the only student left in the classroom.

"Thank you for your concern." Xu Xing thanked the invigilator, but he didn't mean to explain, and after packing up the stationery, he got up and prepared to leave.

As a result, as soon as I got up and didn't take two steps, I felt something under my feet.

When I picked it up, I found that it was an admission ticket.

[Name: Yan Chi Vinegar]

Seeing this name, Xu Xing inexplicably felt a little familiar, and then looked at the photo above, and looked at it for a few seconds before he came to his senses.

Isn't this a graduate student with the same mentor as him?

There are very few girls in the computer major, let alone a big beauty.

But Xu Xing really didn't expect that the cold and silent beautiful classmate would have short hair when he was young?

If it weren't for the fact that he was more impressed, and the two of them went to work in the same foreign company after graduation, otherwise they really wouldn't have been able to see it.

When she took the college entrance examination that year, she was still in the same examination room as herself?

Xu Xing walked out of the classroom with this admission ticket, looking at the army of students who had already walked more than half in front of him, the crowd in Wuyang and Wuyang, and it was really a needle in a haystack to find someone.

After thinking about it, Xu Xing gave up and stuffed the admission ticket into his pocket.

Anyway, I've already finished the exam, and when I want to check the scores, even if I don't remember my admission ticket number, just go to the school and ask the teacher.

Thinking so, Xu Xing came to the school gate and saw his mother Sun Wanhui waiting here at a glance.

"Why is the stinky boy coming out so slowly?" Sun Wanhui wore a lace straw hat, stood in the sun and sweated on her forehead, and when she saw her son coming out, she immediately complained, "It's going to be hot." ”

Looking at his mother, who was ten years younger, the haggard left over from the years disappeared from the corners of his eyes, Xu Xing blinked, feeling that he still needed to get used to it: "Mom, I suddenly found that you are quite beautiful." ”

"How?" When Sun Wanhui heard this, she immediately frowned, and her heart became a little anxious, "Did you fail the exam?" Yes? Is there a problem with English? ”

Xu Xing: "...... Why are you so unbridled? ”

"I don't know your virtue yet? When I make a mistake, the little mouth is sweeter than the bee, and I don't know you yet, your mother? ”

"It's honey."

"I want you to take care of it!" Sun Wanhui couldn't stand standing in the sun, so she pulled him into the car on the side of the road.

As a result, I just sat in and hissed out, and quickly turned on the air conditioner in the car first, and then sat in when it was cool.

When the two finally got into the car, Sun Wanhui drove to her home, and couldn't help asking, "You tell me clearly, how did you do in the exam?" Is there a play in one book? ”

"There must be a play." Xu Xing said seriously.

His grades in his previous life were actually not bad, at least there was nothing wrong with Chinese, mathematics and physics, but he was only poor in English.

At the beginning, because he only scored 70 points in the English test, no matter how much he scored the other three subjects, it was still three points worse than the score line of the first book, so he could only go to an ordinary second college.

If it weren't for the changes in his family later, Xu Xingfa was angry and was admitted to Minhang University as a graduate student, and I am afraid that he would be unknown to everyone in this life.

But now that he is starting over, he will fight again in the 2012 college entrance examination English paper with his later English level, which can only be said to be handy.

Not to mention a line, even if it is a heavy line, you will have the opportunity to touch it, just to see if the English paper will be unlucky and deducted a few points.

But Sun Wanhui didn't know that.

"The score is not out, and the answer is not correct, you dare to say that?" Sun Wanhui began to say with a loud mouth, "The last time you took the joint entrance examination, you were only a dozen points higher than a line, and that was because the English paper was simple and let you get more than 90 points, this time the students I heard said that the English paper is very difficult, can you tell me the truth?!" ”

This is indeed true.

After all, with Xu Xing's original level, his English score was basically maintained at about 80 points.

I can't exceed a dozen points in a line, but at least I can touch it.

But who would have thought that this year's paper was so difficult, so he only gave Xu Xing a score of 70 points, and finally missed a line of three points with hatred.

"Mom, you may not believe me when I say it." Xu Xing held his chin and looked out the window, his expression was in a trance, "I dreamed of the English test paper last night, and I got nine out of ten in this exam today." ”

"Are you Confucius? Did Zhou Gong give you a dream? Sun Wanhui was angry, "You wait for the score to come out, if you don't get a line, don't think about the pineapple mobile phone that you said is good!" ”

"Mom, you are quite educated, Zhou Gongtuo knows all about it." Xu Xingle laughed, but he didn't plan to explain more, let's talk about it when the results came out, but he was stunned, turned his head to look at his mother and asked, "What pineapple phone?" ”

As soon as he asked, Sun Wanhui's mobile phone rang.

I saw Sun Wanhui take out a smartphone from her pocket, and after connecting the phone, she said to the other end: "Eh, yes, that is 79, don't let it be too ruthless, if 70 doesn't work, it won't be sold." ”

"Received it, I'll send him back, I'll come right away."

"It's hard work, about twenty minutes, and it's going to be quick."

Sun Wanhui answered the phone, and Xu Xing's eyes stared at the mobile phone in her hand in a daze.

The appearance of this mobile phone is the same as that of Apple 4, but Xu Xing clearly saw the pineapple icon that was bitten between Sun Wanhui's fingers.

God stepping on the horse pineapple phone!

Xu Xing looked at this icon in a daze, and for a moment he didn't know whether to complain or break out in a cold sweat.

"I'll send you downstairs and go directly to the store, you can solve the dinner yourself, or go to your sister's house to eat, do you know?" Sun Wanhui hung up the phone and said to Xu Xing.

"Oh."

Xu Xing agreed.

His mother, Sun Wanhui, has a physical store that sells clothes in the alley of the nearby commercial street, and she is very busy on weekdays, so it would be good to be able to squeeze out time to pick him up at this point.

At this time in 12 years, e-commerce has developed very well and gradually began to crowd the market of physical stores.

At that time, Sun Wanhui failed to catch the trend of online shopping, so that the turnover fell year after year, and was finally washed away by a wave of 19 years, and the store for more than ten years worked for the landlord.

"Mom." Seeing that the car was about to arrive at the door of his community, Xu Xing asked tentatively, "I think the business of selling things online is very good now, why don't you try to sell clothes online?" ”

"Everything on the internet is a lie." Sun Wanhui became angry when she heard this, "You forgot? When you were in junior high school, someone called and said that you were hospitalized in a car accident, and asked me to bind this and that to pay you medical bills, and as a result, I called someone on the Internet for 2,000 yuan. ”

"I'll tell you, oh, the Internet is killing people, that little Wang in the next building knows, right? I'm about the same age as you, and I don't study all day and go to that Internet café! This life is a waste. ”

"And what? Just Xiaoli upstairs in our house, what a good girl? What kind of online dating is it to talk to people on the Internet, but I was also deceived, tens of thousands of dollars! ”

Xu Xing opened his mouth slightly and wanted to say something, but his throat moved twice, and he still chose to shut up for the time being.

Forget it, many parents have indeed regarded the Internet as a flood beast these days, even if they don't deliberately resist, the invisible defense they should have is still obvious.

The world is changing too fast, in the seventies and eighties, they were still wallowing in the mud fields in the countryside, and in the blink of an eye, they entered the modern city of steel and iron bones and the invisible and intangible Internet world, and they cannot be blamed for not keeping up with the trend.

Moreover, Xu Xing's mind was not on this at this time, but his eyes fell on his mother's pineapple mobile phone.

iPhone ...... Pineapple Mobile ......

I am afraid that this world is not as simple as a simple rebirth.

Xu Xing now has to figure out what changes have taken place in this world after he is reborn.

"I'm going to the wholesale market early tomorrow morning, and you'll give me a break when you're on holiday, don't run around, you know? If you don't have enough money, ask me for it, and don't pick and search when you go out with your classmates. Sun Wanhui sent him to the gate of the community, and finally advised, "Go to places like Internet cafes less." ”

"Got it." Xu Xing pushed the door and got out of the car, waved his hand at the mother in the car, and watched her leave the intersection.

As a result, as soon as he turned around and walked into the community, his own PHS rang.

Picking up the phone, an extremely familiar and unfamiliar voice came from the other end: "Brother Xu! Do you want to go to an internet café at night? ”

"Ah......" Xu Xing heard the voice of his high school friend Li Zhibin again, and was inexplicably a little touched, but still teased, "My mother won't let me go to the Internet café." ”

"What are you cowardly! I've got you covered for the Internet fee! ”

"The boss is atmospheric, see you in the evening."

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