Chapter 159: Stream of Consciousness Says Crosstalk

Qin Yi's whole person exuded a reassuring temperament.

Guo Qilei has 100% trust in Qin Yi.

Zhu Yunfeng saw that the people around him trusted Qin Yi very much, so he also subconsciously obeyed his arrangement.

After a while, three or four people came.

They ran as fast as they could.

"How's Master?"

"The show has begun..."

Luan Yunping ran first, looking anxious.

He was followed by Yue Yunqi and Gao Yunning.

These are all apprentices who are more capable of doing their hand in the cross talk club at present.

They have been learning cross talk from Uncle Guo since they were children.

Now Uncle Guo will bring them to many performances so that they can learn from experience.

When they came to them, they were all frozen.

It's too much to drink!

How does this get on stage?

Several people stood there at a loss, not knowing what to do.

"Why are you stunned, come here to help..."

The reckless man helped Uncle Guo to pour water into it, and he was sweating profusely in a hurry.

Gao Yunning first noticed Qin Yi and looked at Qin Yi's cold and handsome appearance.

He stood next to the car, commanding Guo Qilei and Zhu Yunfeng.

And the two also showed great cooperation and obedientness.

"He is..."

Gao Yunning touched Yue Yunqi, and his eyes were a little more cautious.

"I don't know, I just came..."

Yue Yunqi looked confused, and reached out to scratch his hair.

"A few of you cooperate, hold Uncle Guo and Uncle Yu and keep pouring water on them, and continue to vomit!"

Qin Yi looked at the stunned trio, and gave the order in a crisp voice.

"Lei Lei, go to the medicine supermarket to buy sobering medicine."

He turned his head and explained to Guo Qilei again.

Gao Yunning stood and did not move, but looked at Guo Qilei.

Although he is the youngest here, he is the son of the master.

His words are the most authoritative.

Guo Qilei didn't notice these strange eyes at all.

As soon as he heard Qin Yi's arrangement, he swooped away and ran away.

"Why are you stunned?"

Qin Yi frowned and looked at Luan Yunping and Yue Yunqi who were moving slightly.

Gao Yunning still stood straight, looking at Qin Yi's eyes dim and uncertain.

Not!!

The atmosphere of the confrontation was shattered by a sound of vomiting.

Luan Yunping's eyes suddenly looked at his master, and he was the first to react.

"Let's wake up Master first."

As soon as his voice fell, Yue Yunqi hurriedly followed.

"Yue Yunqi, you go to Uncle Yu to help."

Gao Yunning looked at the master's manpower, and he had no chance to perform.

He looked at Yue Yunqi in an immediately commanding tone.

Yue Yunqi didn't even have an unhappy expression on his face, and obediently went to Uncle Yu.

Qin Yi saw all this in his eyes.

It seems that it was rumored that Gao Yunning was relatively good in the cross talk club, so he often bullied his brothers.

It's true.

And after that, the brothers became famous one by one.

But he was still lonely and nameless, so he moved his mind, which caused Uncle Guo to be sad for a long time.

"Master... Master..."

Uncle Guo, who had vomited countless times, was a little sober.

He looked at the familiar figures in front of him in a daze.

"Where's Xiao Yi? How many of you? ”

Xiao Yi?

Who is Xiao Yi?

Several apprentices were stunned.

Qin Yi heard the voice calling for him, so he got up and stepped forward.

"I'm here~~ You dare to drink so much when you have a performance at night?"

His voice was a little more stern, and his eyes looked straight at Uncle Guo.

The few apprentices next to him all looked like they had been hit.

When has your master ever been so well-behaved?

It's always been a word!

"Drink some more water, I've come to urge it several times, and I'll perform on stage soon."

Qin Yi looked at the well-behaved and obedient Uncle Guo helplessly, and reminded him again.

"Okay, water~~ water for me."

Uncle Guo looked sober, but he was a little confused.

Uncle Yu was also half-squinting beside him, "Water, I want water too!" ”

Seeing that the two of them were in a slightly better state, Qin Yi hurriedly explained to Guo Qilei.

"Say a word to our people, take the old couple to the backstage, change their clothes and let them rest for half an hour before going on stage."

Qin Yi explained uneasily.

Everyone helped the old couple into the backstage together.

Half an hour later.

The host finally announced that the two old artists with both virtue and art began to perform cross talk.

Qin Yi stood on the side of the stage and watched.

Uncle Guo and Uncle Yu walked steadily to the stage.

"I'm sorry guys, I'm late~~"

"Isn't it, I've been waiting so long!"

Uncle Guo smiled and opened his mouth.

There was no hint of drunkenness on his face.

Uncle Yu even more smoothly picked up the conversation.

The apprentices in the background exhaled heavily.

Fortunately.

Luckily, I was able to perform.

It's scary.

Qin Yi saw very clearly from the side, they were not completely awake.

The legs of the two uncles are not very neat.

Their bodies trembled slightly, and their hands were propped up on the table.

It's just that it's well disguised, and the audience below doesn't find out.

Finally, it's time for the most exciting part.

Guo Qilei didn't know when he secretly ran behind Qin Yi.

"Dad, say it quickly~~"

"Brother, they are talking about cross talk above, and I am listening to a frightened person... What should I do if I don't live now? ”

Guo Qilei was very anxious, after all, today's show has been performed for more than ten minutes.

But they just don't live.

Qin Yi frowned, and kept thinking of a solution.

"Print a copy of the lines of this cross talk, and the words are bigger."

Qin Yi explained, then got up and walked under the stage.

The two of them can't get into the work, maybe they don't know what they want to say at all.

After seeing the prompt, I guess you will understand what you are going to say today.

At this time, the audience was already a little impatient.

"What's going on, it's not a good paragraph..."

"We want to listen to the Liuyang River..."

The noisy voices below finally reminded the two of them that the passage they were talking about was that.

With years of experience, they finally calmed down the field.

"Brother, the thing is printed."

Guo Qilei ran sweating profusely and handed over a stack of papers.

Qin Yi took it and said in a relaxed voice: "No need..."

When everyone is in a hurry.

The cross talk performance of the old couple is finally over.

When they got to the backstage, the two fell asleep directly.

Less than two hours.

There is a search for relevant terms on the Internet.

Netizens turned this cross talk performance into a stream-of-consciousness cross talk school.

"Hahaha, I suspect that Uncle Guo and Uncle Yu have been drinking... They are talking about subconscious behavior. ”

"+1, what you said upstairs makes sense, I went to listen to it live, and then everyone said what this was, and they started to live."

"This is the legend, you can talk cross talk when you fall asleep?"

There was a small wave of craze online.