Although Wendou is only a small village, there are two "gold streets" that make Wendou people proud. It is said to be Kaneko Street, but in fact it is just a mountain road paved with bluestone slabs.

The riverside water wharf is the starting point, and two bluestone streets go up the mountain, one is connected to the upper village, and the other is connected to the lower village.

"Wendou has a gold street,

Girls ran in.

You pull one, I pull one,

Pull home to be a mother-in-law. ”

We've been singing this song since we could talk. This gold street is the glory of Wendou people, in the surrounding forty-eight villages, such a street, only Wendou Zhai has. As a result, other villages built roads into the village, and the Wendou people are still indulging in the glory left by the ancients.

If you say to your face that the highway is better than Jinzi Street, the old man of Wendouzhai will blow his beard and stare at you. Because there is such a street, in the past, Wendou people never discounted their mother-in-law, which was a priority condition. When the new daughter-in-law entered the village, she could wear cloth shoes even when she went to the well to fetch water, and walked around Wendou Village on a rainy day, and the soles of her shoes were not even a little muddy. In such a place, girls from the surrounding villages used to compete to marry in. You say, can Wendou people not be proud?

There are many things that make Wendou people proud!

There were guests outside, and at the banquet, the old man of Wendou Village covered his face with wine, and said with a wine burp that Wendou was bigger than China. If you don't believe it, let a cow go, let it run around, and you won't be able to run out of the realm of Wendou for 9981 days. Wen Dou's descendants were able to lift wild boars above their heads and break them on the stone slabs. can carry the mother-in-law home, sleep for a year and a half, and hold out the white and chubby boy,......。 The outsiders of the mountain were only chattering at the banquet, with a pious face, and even "solemn and respectful". However, when I woke up and talked about it outside, it became a joke.

Where will the offspring not sleep with a mother-in-law and raise a child?

Big joke!

When I was a child, this honor was etched in my memory.

The big village naturally has a big village worth talking about. Uncle Pei often talked about the funniest thing about being an "official guest" in his life.

In the place of Wendou Village, there must be a person in charge to greet relatives, who will salute the master's family throughout the whole process, called "official relatives and guests". Understanding etiquette, having seen the world, being able to speak well and being good at adapting are the necessary conditions for being an "official and guest". The "officials and guests" of the big village are even more of the face of the big village, otherwise they will be looked down upon.

It is said that welcoming relatives is a happy event, the picture is fun, and the joke is watched, but it also pays attention to the "cultural fight" between the two villages, and it must be "fighting but not breaking", a group of harmony.

When marrying his mother, the "official guest" invited by his father was Uncle Pei. The elderly people in the riverside village naturally want to be embarrassed and make fun of the "official relatives and guests" from this big village.

After one salute to the sky, two to the earth, and three to the high hall, the gentleman who shouted at his mother's house suddenly opened his mind and added an additional item that had never been written in the book, "salute to chickens, ducks, pigs and dogs".

People, can worship the heavens and the earth to worship the high church, in front of everyone's eyes, how can anyone worship the truth of domestic animals? This is obviously to embarrass Uncle Pei. Unexpectedly, Uncle Pei was in a hurry, and ran to Mr. Shouting Li and pretended to make three religious, which resolved the embarrassment at once. At this time, Mr. Shouli lost his face, and he burst into laughter for a while.

Mr. Shouting was self-defeating and was ridiculed. This incident spread in the surrounding villages and was talked about for decades.