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Many years later, I have almost forgotten all the things that happened when I was studying, but I still remember some pranks very clearly.

In the sixth grade, I had to start evening self-study. At that time, there were still no lights that were turned on every night, and students had to bring their own kerosene lamps or candles. When the lights and candles are lit, it becomes a candlelit classroom.

Most of the sixth-grade students in the mountains have grown up to be "tall and big", but they still have a stubborn nature. There is a teacher who teaches very well in class, and he likes to laugh and laugh with students on weekdays. The most important thing is that the teacher has thick and unkempt curly hair, and he doesn't like to groom very much on weekdays, and looks like he has a messy grass canopy all day long. During class, one of his most iconic movements was to scratch around on his unkempt hair, which was quite a "gratuitous falling wood" scene. The students always wanted to find an opportunity for him to get a haircut.

After dinner, the teacher likes to lie on the bed with the quilt on his pillow, read a book by a kerosene lamp for a while, and fall asleep after looking at it. One day, a bold student slipped in quietly and moved the kerosene lamp forward a little. As soon as the teacher turned over with a drowsy on his shoulder, his hair was burned to a clump with a "bang".

The teacher got up in frustration and hurriedly cleaned up her hair, but the bell rang for the evening self-study. As soon as the teacher entered the classroom, the strange hairstyle immediately caused a burst of laughter in the classroom.

The next day, the teacher couldn't wait to find someone to get her hair cut. After the haircut, the whole person looks more energetic.

The teacher also suspected that it was the student's prank, but he couldn't catch it. In the future, I seized an opportunity to find out the student, and humiliated him in public with a very literary language: "Look at your eyes, there are more white ones, less black ones, and your mind is full of bad water", and there was another burst of laughter in the classroom.

From then on, whenever that classmate made the slightest mistake, the teacher would violently pop a bag on his head with his finger. That classmate had done something wrong, and no matter how painful it was, he had to endure it, but he still had to squeeze out a smile on his face that only we understand.

Of course, I was the youngest and the most honest in my class, and I didn't have a role in pranks.

One day, after evening self-study, a few students and I were hungry and didn't want to go home so early, so we discussed where to get some soybeans to cook and eat. The one who came up with this crooked idea was the distant brother Bing.

Deliberation came and went, and in the end, it was Ge Bing who made the decision. Everyone groped their way down a road, and in the dark to see which piece of ground soybean grew the best, they started from there. Soon, the soybeans were brought, and they were quietly cooked on a fire at Ge Bing's house, and everyone gathered around to eat happily. Maybe I'm so hungry, but I've never thought boiled soybeans were so delicious.

After eating the soybeans, some people were sleepy, so everyone dispersed and went home to sleep.

"Which one has a lack of heart and eyes when he backs, stealing my soybeans! ……”。 As soon as the morning dawned, Ge Bing's mother jumped to her feet and scolded. It turned out that the soybeans I got in the dark last night were actually from Ge Bing's family by mistake.

"Don't scold, Lao Bing made them last night." The old uncle found the pile of fresh soybean shells behind the house, and hurriedly stopped the aunt's scolding.

Because there are always one or two things that make me happy every day, I think studying at school is a lot of fun.