419 also wants to be called Sheng Kite's wife

Audience in live broadcast rooms B and C: ???? Fuck me! What the is this?!

They were stunned when they stepped on the horse, who stepped on the horse and banned the horse for a year, and the whole year was not allowed to post a barrage in the live broadcast room of Group A, and the speech was resumed after a year, this variety show has stepped on the horse to end the season!

The number of 'stepping horses' is seriously exceeded.

In the live broadcast room of the program in the variety show channel, there is indeed a function of reporting users, the number of times the user is reported reaches a certain number of times in a day, the report will be established, and the punishment is ban, the unit is hours, the more times, the heavier the punishment, and the longer the ban time.

Many of the viewers in the B and C live broadcast rooms here have also experienced 'banning', but at most 36 hours will be unblocked, 8759 hours, it's just a fantasy!!

And the channel is also for the audience's sense of experience, just in case someone deliberately spoofs, the threshold is set very high, it is difficult to reach the level where the report is established, not just thousands of people press the report at the same time will be established immediately, and even tens of thousands of reports have to be reviewed for half an hour.

However, if millions of users press the report at the same time, it is a different matter entirely......

There is movement in the barrage area of the live broadcast room of Group A——

[Ah comfort~ The world is finally clean ~~~]

[Call, continue to call, @B, C live broadcast room audience. 】

[There is nothing in the way, Lao Tzu's eyes are much more comfortable, and I can finally look at the eldest lady with peace of mind while kowtowing with the sisters of the barrage! ] 】

The audience in the B and C live broadcast rooms reacted and were so angry that the groundhog screamed on the spot! It turned out that this group of dog things reported them!!

Why! This is a malicious report!! They are not convinced!!

The viewers in the B and C live broadcast rooms clicked on the account to appeal, but they didn't expect that the appeal was rejected after a while, and then they continued to appeal and continue to be rejected.

???

They have no idea that no matter how many appeals they file, they will still be dismissed.

The reporting system of the variety show channel has been set up by the computer for a long time, and the number of reports is divided into different degrees from low to high, and the low-level and high-level systems identify and deal with it by themselves.

But just now, the millions of reports directly blew up the staff in the backstage of the channel, and hurriedly called the colleagues next to him to watch.

Then while thinking about what kind of rules this group of reported users committed in this variety show live broadcast room, he silently checked the 8759 hours of silence box calculated by the system according to the number of reports, prompting that 8759 is only the upper limit of the system.

The audience in the B and C live broadcast rooms, who didn't know anything here, failed to appeal, and angrily found the manual customer service in the background: [Please give us an explanation! ] 】

Manual customer service: [Dear, here is the truth that your ban in the XX live broadcast room is true and correct. 】

[We were maliciously reported! We are valued users! If we don't let people speak, what else will we watch! What's the point! Without us, how much less heat would this live broadcast room have! Don't be ignorant, do you understand it or not! This silence is completely unreasonable! 】

Manual customer service replied in seconds: [Dear, here is your query, the number of people online in the live broadcast room is currently 40.5 million, here is a slight statistics, the specific proportion of reported users is less than 500,000, so kiss, there is no impact on the popularity of the live broadcast room, you can rest assured~~~]

To put it bluntly, there are more than 4 million people online in the live broadcast room! Less you and more of you, hundreds of thousands of people have a fart impact, and people still firmly occupy the first place in the popularity of variety show channels! You're going to step on the horses! Don't take yourself too seriously!!

Audience in the B, C live broadcast room: Poof! (Vomiting blood JPG.)

Manual customer service: [Dear, I see that your account is hanging the fan light sign of the two groups of live broadcast rooms next door to the same variety show, here is for you to inquire, your speaking authority in the live broadcast room is normal, here is recommended that you can go to these two live broadcast rooms to visit~]

Audience in the B, C live broadcast room: Poof! They don't want to watch these two live broadcast rooms! They just want to see Group A......

They still don't accept it, this number has been banned for them, right, it's a big deal that he can change the number?!

Result –

Your account has been banned due to reports from multiple users, and it is expected that after 8,759 hours, you will be able to reinstate.

??? Hell yes! This horse is a new number that has just been registered for less than five minutes!! -

Meanwhile.

In the dormitory building of a university in Beijing.

"OK, that's it! The IPs of these fools have been locked, and no matter how many accounts they register, it will not take more than five minutes for the program to automatically detect and report. ”

"Unless they buy a train ticket for more than ten hours to register in the province next door, otherwise, if they hadn't taken the exam two days ago, Lao Tzu would have cleaned them up a long time ago!" The young boy slumped on the gaming chair with a proud expression, crossed Erlang's legs, and the flip-flops on his feet also shook.

"I said bald, you have done a set of small programs, when will you be able to get out the person who blocked your account." The roommate next to him directly began to spoil the scenery, and poked his head to look: "Yo, let me see, the ID has been changed to be banned 54 times because the name Sheng Kite is my LP!" ”

"You're running for a hundred! Hahahaha!! The roommate laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

Sure enough, as soon as this was mentioned, the boy who was called bald immediately had a sinking expression, and pulled out the pillow behind him and smashed it on his roommate: "Can you step on the horse and not open which pot to mention?" ”

The pillow was thrown back, and the boy held it in his arms, looking depressed, and he was depressed when he talked about this, if only he could find it himself! Do you still have to wait for someone else to say?

I'm usually used to being called a big guy, and I can't pull my son to ask my roommate to find it together, so I once secretly gave a senior 500 yuan, wanting to let a senior who is better than him help him with this, but as a result, even the senior can't find a trace of it, and at the same time reminds him that this person is probably not small, and it will not do him any good to investigate deeply.

The bald man is called angry, and after the anger is over, he reacts, this person must be the same as himself, and he also wants to be called Sheng Kite's wife! That's why I can't get used to him!

When I met someone who was better than myself in this aspect, the bald man became even more angry, mainly because of the frustration of my self-esteem, but, after thinking about it, such a powerful person also likes Sheng Kite-

Woo woo wife's charm is really great, and he still needs to continue to work hard.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

"Bald!! You have a food delivery courier in the same city!! ”

The bald man immediately got out of the gaming chair and opened the door in a delicious gesture of running in the sunset.

Ahhh