"Listen up."

"These three questions are simple, but you have to give the right answer in three seconds."

Jiang Yang: "No problem, I'm ready, you ask." ”

"The first question, where is the smoke blowing when the bicycle goes east?"

A smile appeared at the corner of Jiang Yang's mouth, hehe, why did he think it was a problem.

Brain teasers, huh?

"No smoke."

Jiang Yang replied lightly.

The middle-aged man glanced at Jiang Yang with some surprise: "That's good, my brain is spinning very fast." ”

Jiang Yang smiled, "Then go on." ”

"Listen to the question."

"Seven monkeys riding on the tree, one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there?"

Jiang Yang smiled.

And quickly replied, "It's eight monkeys, it's nine monkeys." ”

"Why do you say that?" The middle-aged man frowned.

Jiang Yang: "Pregnant with a monkey." ”

"Well, it seems that you are smarter than the guys who came before."

The middle-aged man said, turned his head to look at a window in the corner, and Jiang Yang looked along.

It was found that there were several air-dried corpses inside, and through the blurred glass windows, it looked particularly terrifying.

"One last question."

"If you're right, I'll sell you something."

"Listen up, a woman and two ......"

"Question, you sister!"

But before the middle-aged man finished speaking, he was suddenly interrupted by a voice.

"Lao Tzu asked you to take a good look at the store for me, you know how to play when you are a dog."

Looking for the voice, Jiang Yang turned his head and found that it was actually the old man in slippers and shorts who had gone to the toilet outside before.

"Dad, I....I'm just playing with him, he likes to play with me very much, I don't believe you ask him."

When the middle-aged man saw the old man, he suddenly seemed to be a different person, and his tone and appearance were extremely childish.

It's like two people at all.

The old man looked at Jiang Yang and said, "Do you like to play with him very much?" ”

Jiang Yang: "Uncle, that's right, your son said that as long as I answer the three questions correctly, he will sell me something." ”

"Hehe, three questions?"

"I see you're very shrewd, I didn't expect to be so brainless."

"My son is a psychopath, can't you see it?

The old man's words made Jiang Yang laugh dumbly.

Neuropathy?

No way.

I've been talking to a psychotic for a long time!!

Your sister's!

"Alas... My son used to be a TV presenter, but then because of a woman, he became what he is now. ”

"When he sees strangers, he always plays a game of quiz with them."

"Whether you answer correctly or incorrectly, it never ends."

"Do you still want to play with him?"

Jiang Yang hurriedly shook his head: "Don't play, don't play." ”

After the old man drove his son into a room in the back, he said to Jiang Yang in a cold tone, "You still don't want to leave?" Waiting to make bacon? ”

"Boss, I'll just buy a few things and leave, don't do this."

"See the empty space in that window? If you talk nonsense again, your head will be hung inside! ”

Jiang Yang frowned.

No wonder Meng Po said that this boss is not good at talking.

It's so hard to talk about it, it's like meeting an enemy!

On this business attitude, there are customers who patronize, and they are all ancestors who accumulate virtue!

Jiang Yang tried his best to control his emotions and was just about to speak.

Suddenly, an old woman with a scar on her face came up viciously.

"Dead old man, are you still in business?"

"I know how to read beauty magazines all day long!"

And then.

Picked up a knife on the table and stabbed it directly into the boss's neck.

Jiang Yang was taken aback.

it!

It's so exciting?

Are you sure it's an old couple?

"I'm really embarrassed, I'm the proprietress here, you can call me Aunt Mei."

"This old immortal thing can't speak, and I don't know how many guests it scares away."

"Tell me, what are you going to buy?"

The proprietress looked to be in her sixties, with a kind face and an approachable tone.

Of course, if it weren't for the knife just now.

Jiang Yang would think that she was a person and a normal person.

"Uh, I want to buy... ～”

Jiang Yang was just about to speak, when the boss who fell to the ground suddenly stood up and pulled out the knife around his neck.

And then.

A knife stabbed in the back of the proprietress hard!

However, the proprietress was unmoved, and even kept that bright smile on her face.

"Stinky woman, rebelled?" The boss scolded.

The proprietress turned around, picked up the boss and walked to the back room.

"Young man, you wait a minute, I'll take care of a little thing, and I'll come out immediately!"

Then, from under the table at the front desk, he grabbed an axe and walked into the room.

Soon.

There were fierce fights in the room, and some tearing and breaking sounds, and the people who listened were terrified.

About five minutes.

The proprietress came out, covered in blood, but still polite: "I'm sorry to keep you waiting." ”

"I'm just letting that old thing know who's the head of the family!"

"It turns out that reasoning is useless!"

“……”

The corners of Jiang Yang's mouth twitched slightly, and he agreed: "It makes sense, I agree very much." ”

"Alright, let's talk about what you're going to buy."

Jiang Yang hurriedly handed over the note.

The proprietress glanced at it a few times, and the flesh on her face wrinkled slightly.

Showing a hint of embarrassment.

"Any questions?"

Jiang Yang paid attention to the face of the proprietress and asked.

"With all due respect, you're a big living person, what do you want these things for?"

The proprietress handed the note back and asked rhetorically.

"Can you tell me where you're from?"

Jiang Yang's heart sank for a moment and replied, "I'm from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. ”

The proprietress smiled: "Oh yes, I heard that the road is not smooth, and you come here to buy ingredients, it is no different from sentencing you to death." ”

"What do you mean?" Jiang Yang was stunned.

The proprietress said lightly: "You should know the situation in the town, even if I gave you these ingredients." ”

"You can't bring back a big living person, you don't know once these ingredients are put together with a living person."

"Then the smell produced is enough to move the evil ghosts and some special aliens in the town."

The proprietress sat down and poured a glass of water: "In other words, if you go with these ingredients, you will soon become a meal for the demons." ”

After listening to the words of the proprietress, Jiang Yang's face was shocked.

Depend on!

I can't imagine that the ghost king Da would still have such a mind.

The evil spirits of the town, including some special aliens......

Thinking about it, Jiang Yang couldn't help but clench his fists.

The other party is really cunning enough.

"So, young man, you better do it yourself, and leave as soon as you have nothing to do."

"No, I'm not leaving."

Jiang Yang didn't think about it: "Aunt Mei, please sell me the ingredients." I can pay you some more ghost coins. ”

"100,000 here, I'll add another 50,000, what do you think?"

The proprietress Aunt Mei looked at Jiang Yang carefully for a while.

He said: "Originally, this thing is not something that can be bought with ghost coins." ”

"However, I think you're a pretty good person, but you can make an exception."

"This ingredient has a special smell when it is placed with a living person, but there is a way to make the taste disappear."