384, staying at home [2/2]

"Staying at home?" Zhu Qingqing suddenly jumped out of the side hall, scratched his head and said: "I seem to be familiar with this sentence, where have I heard it?"

Zhu Qingqing pursed his head and thought hard, but the thirty-second father-in-law next to him changed his face greatly, he wiped a handful of sweat on his forehead, and suddenly asked in a low voice: "Lord, the slave has three questions, I want to ask you." ”

"Huh, you ask!" Iyun was a little curious.

The thirty-second father-in-law closed his eyes and thought for a while, as if he was recalling something, and after a long while, he asked, "What would you do if a large number of zombies suddenly attacked humans?"

"Huh, that's the question...... I seem to have been asked somewhere......" Yi Yun also suddenly felt a feeling in his heart that something was wrong, this feeling ...... Indescribably familiar and weird, he reflexively opened his mouth and replied, "Stay at home." ”

The thirty-second father-in-law's whole body shook violently, and he said: "If you traveled to ancient times or another world, and you could use the power of the golden finger to call the wind and rain, what would you do?"

"Isn't this nonsense?" Yi Yun sneered, "Stay at home!"

"What would you do if the earth was going to be destroyed tomorrow and only you could save the world?" asked the thirty-second father-in-law with a heavy face.

"Stay at home!" Iwan replied without thinking.

The thirty-second father-in-law was silent, and after a long time, he woke up from his stupor, and asked, "What kind of thing does it take for you to give up staying at home and go out the door?"

Yi Yun shrugged his shoulders: "Which neurotic design of the boring questionnaire? Of course, it is to travel to a rich family in the old society, to be a second ancestor who eats and waits for death, and carries a birdcage every day when he has nothing to do, and takes a group of dogs to molest women from good families on the street." ”

After Yi Yun finished asking this series of questions, he suddenly jumped up from his seat and shouted wildly in his heart: I rub, this ...... Didn't this fucking sister summon me from the afterlife to this aggrieved world? Lao Tzu was teleported to this damn other world because he answered these damn questions. Why did these questions come out of the mouth of the thirty-two father-in-law? Could it be that it was the thirty-second father-in-law, a thief and eunuch, who summoned me?

Yi Yun suddenly became excited. When he lifted his foot, he was about to kick the thirty-two father-in-law in the face.

However, before he could kick down, he suddenly saw the thirty-two father-in-law puff and knelt on the ground again, in fact, he often knelt to Yiyun, but he usually knelt, and there were more emotions of flattery and fear, and today's kneeling, but you can see that the thirty-second father-in-law is kneeling down with very excited emotions. The eyes were full of admiration for Yi Yun.

"This ...... What's wrong?" Yi Yun couldn't help but ask a little dazed.

"Lord Savior!" the thirty-second father-in-law bowed his head with a puff and shouted, "I see." You are the Savior we have summoned from the Atlas. ”

"Shrimp, did you really summon me here?" Yi Yun was furious, he was still pretending to be Zhu Yun, this time it was related to the root of his crossing through the other world, where did he still care about disguise, and asked excitedly: "You dead eunuch, Lao Tzu is playing happily on the computer at home, you are a fart, what is the purpose of summoning Lao Tzu to this weird world where birds don't?"

As soon as he said this, it was equivalent to not admitting himself. Zhu Qingqing and Chen Yuanyuan next to him turned strange together.

Although Chen Yuanyuan didn't understand it very well, he vaguely understood something, his man didn't seem to be from this world......

Zhu Qingqing said seriously: "I see, you are the savior, haha." Okay, come and help me save the big buddy country......"

Yi Yun raised his foot and wanted to kick the thirty-second father-in-law, but he didn't need to kick it, so the thirty-second father-in-law hurriedly explained. ...,

It turned out that Emperor Taizu of the Great Meng Kingdom left a summoning certificate before Xianyou. Leave it to future generations of children and grandchildren to save their lives, according to his old man, when the Great Meng Kingdom is in crisis, it is no longer possible to save itself, and he can use this summoning card to summon a talent like Emperor Taizu from Emperor Taizu's hometown.

More than a thousand years ago. Emperor Taizu was born, swept away the United States, and established a huge Da Meng country, effortlessly, his talent and ability, no one in the world can match it, but where his hometown is, he did not confide until his death. Only from some vague fragments know that Emperor Taizu is not the most outstanding person in his hometown, he can only be regarded as an ordinary person.

When he traveled to the immortals, countless subjects of the Great Meng Kingdom had been looking for Emperor Taizu's hometown, but no one could find him. And for more than a thousand years, there has never been a peerless hero like him.

The summoning certificate left by the grandfather has become the only link between the Great Meng Kingdom and the legendary hometown.

Thousands of years have passed, and with the joint efforts of countless outstanding talents and relatives of the emperor, the Great Meng Kingdom has always maintained the prestige of the Heavenly Empire, so the summoning certificate has not been used.

But...... In recent years, Da Mengguo has finally begun to be a little overwhelmed. In the southwest, the Yunnan-Guizhou rebels coerced the two provinces to make a rebellion, with a strength of 100,000 troops, which directly led to the Battle of Luzhou, and it was impossible to distinguish the winner for several consecutive years. On the battlefield of Luzhou, countless soldiers were killed, and it is now known as the Luzhou meat grinder, which shows how heavy the casualties were.

In the northeast, the Manchus and the Mongols colluded to make a rebellion together, and the number of soldiers also reached 100,000, and most of them were extremely mobile cavalry. The Great Meng State had no time to build the Guanning Iron Cavalry and the Ningyuan Defense Line, in order to block the Manchu Qing outside the Pass, but the Manchurian Iron Cavalry often bypassed the Ningyuan Defense Line and attacked the Guannei, resulting in continuous wars in the Northeast, and almost all the country's taxes were smashed in, and the Liao Salary was also added, and there was still no way to take the Manchu Qing.

In the southeast, the Japanese invaders made chaos, eroding several provinces, and the Westerners took advantage of the fire to rob, spoofed and fooled, making chickens and dogs jump, and became a mess, and Jiangnan is where the granary of the Dameng country is located, if there is chaos here, the military rations in the north will be even tighter.

In the northwest, due to successive years of severe drought and serious desertification, the area of the oasis is shrinking, and peasant uprisings have occurred one after another, and there are still signs of expansion.

Da Meng Guo is in a hurry and has fallen into a quagmire.

In this case, Zhu Qingqing Qingqing, under the instigation of the eunuchs, finally took out the summoning certificate left by Emperor Taizu, and asked the Taoist priest of the Dragon and Tiger King to set up a summoning array, wanting to summon a heroic figure like the founding emperor of the Great Meng Kingdom from the other world to come out to save the Great Meng Kingdom.

This summoning testimony is also fun, and you must ask a few questions when summoning, and if the other person can understand the content of the question and answer it, the summoning will be successful. Of course, these questions were left by Emperor Taizu, and there are a few words in them, such as "zombie", "golden finger", "crossing" and other words, no one in the Dameng country can understand at all, everyone understands that this is a strange word deliberately written by Emperor Taizu, and only the people in his hometown can understand it. If the other party says that they don't understand these questions, the summoning will fail, but if they do, the summoning will succeed no matter what kind of answer they make.

As a result, Iyun understood all of them, and they all answered, and although the answers were very unreliable, the conditions required for the summoning were still achieved...... Then, the devastated Eyun was summoned, and based on his answers, the summoning certificate generated the most suitable class for him. Also according to the wish he proposed, he was given the status of the second ancestor he wanted the most. ...,

After hearing all this, Yi Yun only felt that the sweat was coming from the sky, rushing to the sea and not returning.

The thirty-second father-in-law kowtowed and said: "Now I finally understand, why you are so interested, invincible, invincible, it turns out that you are a person from Emperor Taizu's hometown, the strongest savior...... Minion...... The minion really wants to turn into a dog and show you the home and nursing home. ”

"!" said Eyun kicked him away.

Although Chen Yuanyuan next to her is a killer who is not afraid of heaven and earth, she is also like all people, she has an almost blind worship of the founding emperor of the Da Meng country, I heard that Yi Yun is a fellow countryman of Emperor Taizu, and I only feel a wave of joy rushing out of my heart: Great, it turns out that my man is the most powerful savior in the world, haha, this is a big profit.

"That means that in fact, you are not my cousin Zhu Yun, who are you?"

"His surname is Yi, his name is Yun, his name is Yiyun!" The door next to him opened, and Quiet, An Qian, and Yan Yunyun walked in together, they hid next to them and listened for a while, and now they finally appeared, and they are the ones who know best that Yi Yun is not Zhu Yun at all, but they have always had doubts, and they don't know where Yi Yun came from, and now when they hear about Yi Yun's origin, they only feel infinitely happy, and they don't want to hide aside anymore, so they quickly jumped out.

Yi Yun spread his hands: "Actually, I am also worried about my fake identity, in case one day the prince of Yu comes to the door and finds out that I am a fake, I don't know if he will fight with me! Although I haven't met him yet, he is very good to me, and he gives me money and a woman, I really don't want to fight with him." ”

He paused, and said: "Although my body is Zhu Yun's, my appearance, figure, and even speech and demeanor can be the same as Zhu Yun, and now I have more women, and it is not a big problem to disguise myself as the greedy and lustful Zhu Yun, but I really can't disguise the strange profession of 'little prince'." ”

"Hahaha, since you are the savior, I will not pursue you for pretending to be my cousin. Zhu Qingqing smiled and said: "Isn't it just a broken profession like 'Little Prince', a hereditary domination profession...... It may be difficult for everyone in the world, but for me, it's a trivial matter. ”

"What? you have a way?" said Ivan.