Hermione wrote a two-foot-long parchment letter of complaint, but it was not immediately addressed to Dumbledore.

Because she also wrote a letter of criticism and advice, and when she passed by the Defense Against the Dark Arts office, she sneaked in through the crack in the door while no one was seeing.

Hermione thought that she had written a letter that was reasonable, powerful, and responsible, enough to touch Quirrell's soul.

He should be able to change soon, and no matter how bad he is, he will consciously resign and leave some dignity for himself.

But if the pig is still dead, he is not afraid of boiling water...... Ahem, if she is stubborn and stubborn, insisting on her own style of class, Hermione will use her strongest means:

Drop the complaint letter into the principal's mailbox!

More cruel and ruthless......

Vote for two!!

Whether he could touch Quirrell's soul or not, Rove didn't know, but Professor Binns's soul really needed to be touched.

After all, if Quirrell pulls his crotch again, he will only teach for a year, and those who will be in the soil next year will grit their teeth and endure it, but everyone will have to endure Professor Binns for seven years.

As the only ghost professor, Professor Binns is definitely a role model for dedication, and he still insists on attending classes after becoming a ghost, without a salary, without bonuses, without teaching assistants, all year round......

When they were students, the school directors hated Professor Binns's history of magic and wanted to change teachers quickly, but when they grew up and became school directors, they immediately liked the old ghost.

This is probably what it is called: denigrating Binns when you are ignorant, appreciating Binns when you are mature, and paying your salary...... I want everyone to be Binns!

The Hogwarts Outstanding Professor Model Worker Award is also awarded to Professor Binns every year, who has been a monopoly for hundreds of years and has set a record that will never be broken.

Even Snape, who has always liked yin and yang, is beyond reproach.

However, a good employee in the eyes of school managers is not a good teacher in the eyes of students.

As a long-lived ghost, Professor Binns certainly has a lot of knowledge of history, but he is too ghost to touch new books on the history of magic, let alone flip through their contents.

He also didn't want to learn about the "history" that had been re-sealed with the great discoveries of archaeology.

Professor Binns is like a stagnant water, lifeless, without any vitality, and the master of ceremonies who presides over the funeral is more passionate than him; The Dementors of Azkaban are more energetic than him when it comes to "kissing" prisoners.

"In the Fertile Crescent, the Mesopotamia region of the Two Rivers Valley, shamans gathered to establish an early state...... Elidu, Kish, Lagash, Uruk, your, and Nipur ......"

In the first class on the history of magic, the Hufflepuff and Gryffindor wizards listened to Professor Binns' low, monotonous voice like they were listening to the hum of an old vacuum cleaner.

"In order to compete for the Muggle population, the wizarding kingdom often fought wars, causing a tsunami in the Mediterranean, and the great flood that flooded the land, and the wizarding kingdom was destroyed......"

"Wizards in the diaspora began to serve as Muggle priests and temple personnel, protecting them from magical beasts, and the legacy of magic was ...... through the temple jikurata"

Professor Binns recounted the founding and destruction of the early wizards, and read aloud the Epic of Gilgamesh in an emotionless tone.

This is the Muggles of Sumer, a hymn to the powerful wizard of the time, Gilgamesh!

It was only three minutes into the start of the class, and Neville, who was motivated to study hard, had already fallen asleep on the table, not holding Lever, making him sleep a little unsteadily.

Hannah yawned for a long time, reached out and grabbed two of her pigtails, and lifted them up to wake up, but eventually staggered and fell asleep on the table.

Bones, who was stealing the cake, had bulging cheeks, and he couldn't resist Professor Binns's hypnosis halfway through the meal, so he threw himself into the food and was creamy.

Ten minutes into class, the Hufflepuff and Gryffindor students had slept a quarter; Twenty minutes into class, half asleep, and half ...... Just woke up and had an intermission!

Hermione was probably the only sober student, but in order to cheer herself up, she stood there writing notes and did a few chest expansion exercises.

"Grief-stricken by the death of his best friend, Gilgamesh cried for seven days and seven nights while holding Enkidu's corpse, and did not let go until the corpse stenned......"

Professor Binns didn't seem to notice that the students were asleep, and he was still immersed in the epic, his voice dull.

"Knowing the horrors of death, Gilgamesh began to search for death for eternal life...... He walked through the mountains of Marsh, the abyss of darkness, the sea of death......"

Rove, who had just woken up and finished the chest expansion exercise with Hermione, raised his hand and asked, "Professor Binns, is there really a Grim Reaper?" ”

Professor Binns was interrupted and looked up in some surprise, he looked at Rove, and said in a slow voice, "You are ......"

"My name is Rov Scamander, I'm a Hufflepuff student, professor, you just said that Gilgamesh is looking for the Grim Reaper, is there really a Grim Reaper?"

Professor Binns frowned, he didn't like the student's question, so he said in a cold voice:

"Of course not, it's nothing, it's something that Muggles made up to comfort themselves."

"Ancient powerful wizards were gods in the eyes of Muggles, and thus gave rise to many myths...... But that doesn't mean that these myths are all true, like the Grim Reaper. ”

A quarter of the students woke up because there were normal voices in the classroom, which made them think that class was over.

Neville stood up in a daze, and walked towards the door, only to find that the class had not yet ended, and with a red face, he hurriedly sat back.

"Professor, you just said that powerful wizards are gods in the eyes of Muggles, and this breeds many stories." Rove thought for a moment and asked:

"According to your line of thinking, can you also think that there are more powerful beings who are gods in the eyes of wizards, and thus breed many stories of wizards......

The boy paused and continued, "It's like the Grim Reaper in the story of the three brothers. ”

Professor Binns was dumbfounded, and he was silent for a long time before he said:

"I've never seen any real-world evidence that the story of the three brothers is more than a legend – an invincible wand, a stone that brings the dead back to life, a cloak of invisibility......

There are indeed cloaks outside the invisibility cloak, but they are all cloaks woven with the hair of the illusion charm or the invisible beast, and they will manifest after a long time, and they cannot be permanently effective. ”

Rove was a little disappointed, he had thought that Professor Binns, who was well-versed in the history of magic, would have some good insight after surviving as a ghost for so many years.

But he seems to be completely unaware of the concept of the "Deathly Hallows".

"Professor, doesn't the presence of ghosts mean that wizards don't disappear completely after death? Life and death are not either/or concepts, and death is not the end of life. ”

"Nonsense, Scati!" Professor Binns finally couldn't bear it anymore, "I only study real history, I don't discuss stories and legends!" ”

"Slytherin deducts two points!!"

“……”

Hermione, who was on the side, saw that Rove was reprimanded, her whole little face and faint eyebrows were wrinkled together, she stretched her neck, and raised her hand a little unconvinced:

"Professor, why read the epic of Gilgamesh since you don't discuss stories and legends? Isn't that the story? ”

Professor Binns was furious, and he reprimanded:

"Miss Penny Feather, confront the teacher, deduct two points from Slytherin!"

All the students were sober and watched the inexplicable quarrel, they didn't know what was going on, only to see Professor Binns reprimand the Hufflepuff and Gryffindor students, and then detain ......

Slytherin two points!

Two students in a row admit that they are wrong, this probability is too great, doesn't that mean...... This inspires the little lions!

For a moment, all the Gryffindor students were not sleepy, and they raised their hands and scrambled to ask questions.

"Professor, I have an immature idea about life and death......"

"Professor, can you tell me how to become a ghost?"

"Professor...... I'm Draco Malfoy of Slytherin! ”

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(Thanks to the leader of the alliance for the reward from the "Dust Sain" boss.)

Thanks to the three bigwigs "April Misu", "Lu Yifang" and "Flying Fat Man" for their tips.

Thanks to the first alliance leader, I owe +10.

The editor in charge of the new era does not recommend a large number of updates, so when it is put on the shelves, it will be added and returned, and it can still withstand it at present, thank you guys. ）