Chapter 13 "My Great Song and My Home, I Can Play What I Want to Do!"
Listening to Chen Dong's scolding, Zhao Huan ignored it, just stared at the dancing girls who were singing and dancing in the venue, and said with a smile: "Chen Qingjia, do you see that these dancers below are any women who can enter your eyes?" Chen Dong glanced at it: "The third one on the left is good......
Then he reacted violently and jumped to his feet angrily: "Your Majesty, when is this, are you still in the mood to watch these dancing girls!" ”
Zhao Huan was puzzled: "When?" What a time! I have just ascended the throne, and I should enjoy it. Zi said: Only time and women can't live up to it - Chen Qingjia, are you good at listening to this music? ”
Chen Dong listened to it again: "It's my famous song of the Great Song Dynasty......"
He slapped himself hard, adjusted his thinking, and said, "Your Majesty, the Jin Army is pressing the realm, how can such a big event be child's play?!" You don't think about how to retreat from the enemy, you even let Gao Yu be responsible for fighting this war. Now that I am in the palace again, if I continue like this, my Great Song will be finished sooner or later! ”
He raised his arms as he said and shouted, "Stop! Stop! ”
The people who were playing music and dancing suddenly looked at me, I looked at you, and they all stopped.
At this time, Chen Dong bowed to Zhao Huan again, and said in a deep voice: "Your Majesty, Gao Yu can only slap his beard and pat the horse." If you let him fight this battle, wouldn't you take the initiative to stretch my Great Song under the knife of the soldiers of the Jin Kingdom? ”
Zhao Huan wasn't angry, he shouted to stop without authorization, but just smiled: "Chen Qingjia, do you think is useful?" ”
"I have a ......" Chen Dong almost jumped up angrily: "Your Majesty, is it time to discuss whether is useful or not?!" ”
"How not?" Zhao Huan said: "In my eyes, even if it's, it's useful." Let me ask you, how did Gao Yu defeat? ”
Chen Dongdao: "According to what Your Majesty said, all family property will be confiscated and all the houses will be beheaded. ”
Zhao Huan asked again: "What about the draw?" ”
Chen Dongdao: "Half of the family property was confiscated. ”
Zhao Huan continued to ask: "Then if you win?" ”
Chen Dong shook his head decisively: "Win the war?" How can it be! ”
Zhao Huan suddenly laughed out loud, he slapped his thigh while laughing, and said: "Chen Qing's family, you see, if you lose the battle, I can get the property, and if I draw, I can still get the property, of course it will be better if you win!" No matter how you look at it, I don't lose anything. ”
Chen Dong was stunned for a moment: "This ......"
He was stunned for a moment, then shook his head helplessly, and said, "Your Majesty, this is not a question of whether to lose or not. In case there is any problem in the middle of this time, wouldn't my Bianliang City be exposed to the butcher's knife of the Jin Kingdom? ”
Zhao Huan said disdainfully: "Butcher knife? Just a bunch of barbarians on horseback, did he hit the city gate with his head? ”
Chen Dong thought about it......
Seems to make sense!
Zhao Huan said again: "Besides, even if they come in, can they move a single hair?" ”
Zhao Huan's performance in the main hall, Chen Dong was watching.
That's real invulnerability, infinite power, otherwise he wouldn't be able to get the status of emperor.
So what Zhao Huan said, Chen Dong felt that he really couldn't refute it.
"So don't worry," Zhao Huan looked at the center of the field, and suddenly said: "By the way, Chen Qing's family, I remember that the Shang Dynasty was the king of the Shang Dynasty, and there was a wine and meat forest, I just wanted such good things, how could I not have it?" ”
As soon as Mr. Chen heard the wine pond meat forest, he immediately became anxious: "Your Majesty, I can't help it!" As soon as this wine pond meat forest came out, wouldn't the world be in an uproar? ”
Zhao Huan pursed his lips disdainfully: "Who dares!" I've robbed his whole family! ”
Chen Dong: "......"
In fact, I don't blame him for such a big reaction, if Zhao Huan just plays casually, as soon as this wine pool meat forest comes out, then the entire Great Song Dynasty will know that he is an out-and-out tyrant!
You can't even wash it!
All the people who read in the world have to poke him in the back!
Zhao Huan couldn't be happy in his heart, so he stepped forward and patted Chen Dong on the shoulder: "Chen Qingjia, I think this job must be entrusted to a trustworthy person, think about it, you are the most suitable!" ”
Chen Dong snapped and knelt down!
He wept bitterly: "Your Majesty, as soon as such a thing is done, Your Majesty doesn't need to say it, I, Chen Dong, will also be stinking for 10,000 years!" If it is really cast into a wine pond meat forest, my Great Song will really be finished. ”
"Fart!" Zhao Huan stood up violently and said loudly: "My big Song and my home, I can do whatever I want!" ”
Chen Dong: "......"
Zhao Huan coughed lightly, and the eunuch Liu Li immediately stepped forward.
Zhao Huan said: "Liu Li, you take Chen Qing's family to the Internal Affairs Office to pay 100,000 taels of silver first, let Chen Qing's family go to collect the world's good wine, and by the way, some beautiful women will be online." ”
Chen Dong let out a long sigh, turned his head and left.
Zhao Huan didn't forget to shout behind him: "Remember to give money, I am a tyrant, not a robber!" ”
"Come, come, play, dance!"
……
Coming out of Jiying Palace, Chen Dong walked like sleepwalking.
This time, persuading Zhao Huan to no avail, forget it.
He even asked himself to help him build a wine pond meat forest!
Oh, my God!
Isn't my Chen family's reputation completely ruined?!
Soon walked out of the palace, and suddenly three more officials surrounded him, one of whom said: "Chen Shaoqing, what did Your Majesty say?" ”
Chen Dong burst into tears: "Everyone, you have done your best. Not only is His Majesty completely unrepentant, but he also asked me to help him build a wine pond meat forest! Hurry up and go back and pack up and prepare for the back road, my big song, it's over! ”
"What?!" "Oh my God!" "It's horrible!"
These three officials can be said to be the only remaining ministers of the Great Song Dynasty, and when they heard this, they cried in unison!
"This tyrant!"
"My Da Song, it's really going to be over!"
……
On the other side, the military camp outside Bianliang City.
Gao Yu looked at the fifty soldiers in front of him who were disheveled and listless, and his lips trembled: "This ...... This is the most elite soldier of my Great Song Dynasty at the moment?! Can this fight?! ”
Zong Ze, who was standing beside him, said angrily: "Who are you asking?" ”
Gao Yu: "......"
Gao Yu was really depressed.
As the so-called Skynet is restored but not leaked, the retribution of the Heavenly Dao is unpleasant.
How enjoyable he was when he used to deduct military salaries and enrich his own pockets, how uncomfortable he is now.
Knowing that this would be the case, he simply didn't be greedy at the beginning......
No, be less greedy, be less greedy!
But the matter has come to this, regret is useless, Gao Yu looked at these skinny soldiers in front of him, and asked sweatingly: "General Zong, these soldiers ...... Will it work? ”
"Of course not," Zong Ze gasped for a few breaths, and then said helplessly: "But if it doesn't work, it has to be done, let's have such soldiers in Bianliang City!" If they don't go to war, do they expect the servants in the city? ”
Gao Yu: "......"
If this kind of soldier goes up, it's definitely a food delivery!
Thinking so in his heart, Gao Yu immediately gritted his teeth fiercely: "General Zong, tell me, what do you need me to do?" ”
Zong Ze touched the beard on his chin and said, "You wait for me to think about it first." ”
He thought for a while, and then said to the leader of the fifty people, "Tell me how you lost weight like this?" ”