Chapter 3 I, the mysterious man, play money!
While Rove was packing his luggage, Luna had already changed several positions in bed.
At first, two legs stretched out from the railing, dangling there, and then the body rotated 180 degrees, and the feet were on the wall, and the head was trying to squeeze out of the cracks in the railing.
After failing, she can only put her neck on the railing, her head hanging in the air, and watch her "Singing Contrarian" upside down;
Soon, the girl lay on the bed, swam from one end to the other in a watery position, and then turned around and did it all over again......
In the end, Luna seemed tired and sat on the railing, holding "Singing and Singing" in both hands, shaking her head and shoulders from side to side, and the two carrot pendants in her earlobes also swayed.
No matter how strange the girl's posture is, the boy will not be strange after watching it for a long time.
After tidying up the room, Rove was about to go to dinner, when a series of barbell-like laughter suddenly sounded in the opposite carriage, startling him.
The boy looked over and saw Luna sitting on the railing of the top bunk laughing heartily, leaning back and forth, tears streaming down her face.
Rove was so frightened that he felt like she was going to fall out of bed, and then he heard a snap......
"Singing Against the Tune" fell to the ground.
The wizard in the next carriage was also alarmed by the strange laughter:
In the room on the right, a tall, fierce middle-aged wizard came out and glanced at it, spat it hard, and complained, "Do you want people to sleep!" ”
He slammed the door shut.
On the left is a young witch, standing at the door of the carriage, looking at Luna and Rove, seeing that both of them are blonde, and thinking they are brother and sister,
Then he shouted:
"Your sister is sick, it's so serious, why don't you go to your parents and watch there?!"
“……”
"Sister...... Am I his sister? Luna laughed even harder at the witch's words, clutching her stomach and rolling on the bed, laughing and wiping tears from the corners of her eyes.
"She's not my sister, we didn't know each other five minutes ago." Rove explained.
"Oh, I'm sorry."
The witch probably had just woken up, wearing only a purple nightgown, and came over with sleepy eyes, she looked at Luna, who was still laughing, but her eyes glanced at the young man, and she said suspiciously:
"Is what I just said so funny?"
Rove shook his head, he didn't look like someone who could understand Luna's mental state.
"When I first came, I seemed to see her father, and I didn't know where it was going." The witch twisted her neck, looked around, and said:
"It's really big-hearted, it's too irresponsible to leave the little girl in the carriage alone, and I'm not afraid of accidents."
Seeing Rove's approving expression, the witch narrowed her eyes, stared at him and said:
"Don't just nod your head, you're not much older than this little girl, not alone. What about your parents or elders? Why didn't you see it? ”
Rove showed a dignified and honest expression, and said with a "smile": "My grandfather will be back soon." ”
When you go out, don't divulge your information, otherwise others will see that you are just a person or a child, and you may think carefully about what you shouldn't have.
"Really? I don't believe it! ”
The witch glanced towards the carriage, and she seemed to want to go in and take a look, but was stopped by Rove.
"I just want to go in and have a cup of tea." The witch grinned and said, "Don't be afraid, little brother, I'm not a bad person. ”
"I didn't say sister, you're a bad person." Rove smiled: "But you are a witch, and you enter someone's car in your pajamas, and you are definitely not a serious person." ”
“……”
The witch tugged at the corners of her mouth, and out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of the black suitcase on the bed, and she smiled suddenly, and turned back to her carriage.
Rove looked at the witch's back, his brows furrowed, and when she closed the door, the boy picked up the fallen "Singing Contradiction" to the ground.
How funny it is to make Luna laugh like this!
The page that was turned was pasted with a spoof photo of Minister Fudge, underneath:
Years later, Secretary Fudge passed away. On his tombstone reads: Cornelius Fudge, a man of high and upright.
Wizards in the past were all amazed when they saw this inscription: "Such a small place can fit two people!" ”
“……”
A little magazine, what a big guts!
On another page, Rove saw a huge headline that read "The Mystery Man Reappears in Britain."
Rove was shocked, the information on "Singing Contradiction" was already so well-informed, and he even knew what was happening at Hogwarts?
He looked closely, and saw that it read:
We all know that the mysterious man has died at the hands of the boy who did not die, but is that really the case?
Recently, surprising new evidence has emerged that the mysterious man may not be dead, but that he has been roaming the North West of England and has defrauded tens of thousands of Galleons.
Doris Persis, of 18 Thornleaf Road in Little Norton, told me:
"The mysterious man wrote to me that he was short of start-up funds and asked me to lend him a thousand Galleons, and when the Death Eaters were rebuilt, they could pay me back a million Galleons......"
Rove was speechless, in the eyes of these small magazines, has Tom been reduced to the point of scamming money everywhere?
He flipped through the other contents, except for the grapevine, they were all made up, much like marketing accounts.
The most outrageous thing is that Rove also saw a column by Trelawney, a professor of divination.
In the column, there is a picture of Gorbachev, who had just disbanded the first branch of Soviet magic in the summer, and Professor Trelawney predicted that he would not live to September.
I just don't know which September it is.
Even Professor Trelawney can start a column, and if the price is not low, Rove wants to make some extra money.
The bizarre articles he used to read at the story meeting, as well as the anti-intellectual and reflective essays that readers and Yilin saw, can also be put on it, but the reflection is ...... British.
At this moment, a loud shout suddenly came from afar: "Good boy! How dare you come to the door and harass my daughter......"
Rove turned his head to see that it was the cross-eyed uncle he had just met by the train, and he rushed over, seemingly very excited.
Luna grabbed the railing, put her feet together, and jumped from the top bunk to the ground in a jumping position, she puffed up her chest and said, "Dad, you're back!" ”
"He's your dad?" Rove was a little surprised, and looked at the two men.
The father and daughter really don't look alike, and fortunately they don't look like each other.
"Boy, what kind of eyes do you have?" Lovegood strode up to Luna, and said, "Think I can't give birth to such a beautiful daughter?" ”
"Nope." Rove couldn't hold back a smile and said politely to the man, "Hello, Mr. Lovegood. ”
"How did you find here?" Lovegood asked.
"You may be mistaken, I live in the opposite car." Rove smiled and said, "Okay, I'll go back first, so I won't disturb the two of you." ”
Rov gave Luna back the "Singing Against the Tune" and walked through the door, where he waved his hand and closed the door.
Luna furrowed her faint and yellowish eyebrows, and blamed, "Dad, what's wrong with you, why can't you talk well?" ”
Lovegood snorted coldly: "If you don't beat him, you're already very good at talking." ”
"Rove was very polite and helped me pick up "Singing Contrarians." Luna tries to say something nice for the teenager.
"Don't be fooled by this kid." Lovegood said bitterly: "Luna, you are too simple, a boy of this age, his head is full of trembling maggots...... I get it.
Stay away from him. ”
Luna stared at her in bewilderment, she pulled on the railing, and flipped back to the top bunk, holding the copy of "Singing Against the Tune".
Lovegood couldn't help but sigh.
He was going to the dragon area of Romania to collect materials, and he heard that Mr. Scamander was also there, and wanted to ask him for a quality manuscript.
I just hope I don't run into the boy on the other side.
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