Chapter 50: Fuck Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Dreams!

Lockhart was admitted to the school hospital again, less than three days after his last hospitalization.

This time the injury was more serious, but it was not physical, but psychological!

A beetle bleed into the anus...... This incident is not very hurtful, but it is so insulting that Lockhart wants to die.

It only took an hour for the whole school to know about it, including the ghosts and the portraits of the wizards in the horns.

The last time I beat Liu, it can be said that it was an accident, what excuse should I make this time?

When Lockhart was admitted to the school hospital, he didn't dare to think back to the scene, the amount of bleeding, the pain, and the shame made him want to give himself an oblivion curse immediately.

As long as he doesn't remember it, it means it didn't happen!

Many students expressed doubts about Lockhart's ability, he couldn't even deal with a beetle, how did he accomplish the things he claimed in the book?

Is it by love?

Can you be a professor at this level? I'll do it too!

Everyone was looking forward to the Defence Against the Dark Arts class to see what else he could put on a poor show.

On Thursday morning, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw had their first Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson.

As a classroom that was once used by Quirrell, it has changed dramatically:

With a frame of Lockhart's portrait on the wall and a poster with his signature on the wall, it looks less like a classroom and more like a press conference.

When Rove entered the classroom, he sensibly didn't sit in the first row, but took Shirley and Neville to the last row.

As the class bell rang, Lockhart walked into the classroom, his ass was already healed, and his expression management was very good, and he couldn't see anything unusual at this time.

He cleared his throat loudly, reached for a book he had written, held it in his hand, and displayed the blinking photo on the cover.

"Me!" Lockhart pointed to himself and said with a smile: "Gilderoy Lockhart, I think everyone knows each other." ”

"But you're still only superficial about me, limited to the labels that other wizards have put on me...... Such as Merlin Medal winner, best-selling author, Magizoologist ......"

Lockhart looked at the less enthusiastic crowd and laughed.

"In the next year, I will abandon these false names and get along with you as a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, so that you can feel the real me up close!"

But only some of the students applauded, and many more looked at him suspiciously.

"I know, something has happened recently." Lockhart still smiled:

"This is the jealousy of some wizards who are slandering me, my peers, they are jealous of my talent, fame, strength......"

"Professor Lockhart, who is it?" A little Ravenclaw girl picked up at the right time, like a professional compromiser.

Lockhart stretched out his hand and rubbed his hair, shook his head and sighed: "I won't name names, I understand everything, and if I don't know how to say it, you don't understand, there are too many interests involved......

Lockhart disguised himself as an oppressive figure, and it must be said that this technique was still effective for a twelve-year-old wizard.

Many students were really frightened.

Lockhart clasped his hands around his chest, and he showed a row of clean teeth and said, "In short, I came to Hogwarts for only three things:

magic

magic

Or magic! ”

"You are unfortunate not to have met a good Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, but you are also lucky......"

Lockhart took a deep breath, stepped back, suddenly raised his wand, made a handsome pose, and then winked at the students and said:

"I'll teach you the best magic!"

"yes, yes, I know what you're thinking!" He said it lightly, he was a genius, how could we learn the most powerful magic! Lockhart said earnestly:

"But when I was twelve, I was as ordinary as you are now. Why am I where I am today? ”

Lockhart moved his arm and pointed to his chest, and said loudly:

"One word is written: heart.

Attentively! You can learn any kind of magic. ”

After Lockhart had spoken some nonsense, he took out a cage covered with a cloth and placed it on the podium, and he lowered his voice and said:

"You are about to face the most terrifying evil creatures in this world, but remember, as long as I am here, you will not be harmed, and you must remain calm."

Many of the students held their breath, but as the hood lifted, a group of iron-blue magical creatures were revealed.

The magical creatures were only twenty centimeters tall, indigo-blue, and though they had no wings, they could fly freely, and they kept hitting the cage with a crackling sound.

Rove looked at the group of magical creatures, and suddenly there was a "ding" sound in his brain.

[A domesticated Cornwall elf is detected, triggering a side quest:

Catch the Pokemon and reward Magic:

【Flying in the Sky】

[Consume your own mana to let your body fly freely]

The students were disappointed, they heard Lockhart speak so badly that they thought there was a Dark Lord or a Dementor in the cage.

I didn't expect it to be just an elf.

It's like the end of the college entrance examination, you think you're going to Qingbei, and it's almost C9, no matter how bad it is, you have to be double first-class...... Ended up going to rap academy.

The drop is too big!

"Don't despair, boys, this is a tough guy to deal with!" Lockhart opened the cage door and released the pokemon.

They had been locked up for a long time, and they were already furious, and as soon as they flew out of their cages, they wreaked havoc in the classroom.

The elves grabbed the inkwell and smashed it against the wall, Lockhart's poster was stained with ink, and they tore the book and paper to shreds and threw them on the ground.

The flying elves smashed into the students' faces like countless ice picks, and most of the young wizards hid under the tables.

Lockhart was also knocked to the ground and almost stumbled and fell, and he quickly waved his wand in a pretended manner, as if to warm up his hand for magic.

"Let's go, I'll take you out!" Rolf stood up and escorted Shirley towards the outside of the classroom.

Neville and Hannah both followed closely.

The elf slammed into them, and a seed quickly sprouted into a vine, and under Rove's control, swung into the air.

With a thumping thump, the elves were slammed against the wall.

All the students seemed to have found their backbone and ran to the door.

Lockhart also emerged from under the table and tried to sneak out while he was in the confusion, but a vine suddenly wrapped around his ankle and hung him in midair.

"Hurry up and save me...... Help me......"

Lockhart screamed, but no student paid any attention to him, and they quickened their pace and rushed out the door.

The last little wizard left, slamming the door behind him.

Lockhart was dumbfounded, he was hung in mid-air, brandished his wand, and shouted:

"It's just some elves...... Peschipikxi Pestro Nomi! ”

But to no avail, a pokemon grabbed his wand and threw it out the window.

Countless elves collided, and Lockhart gasped, he had only one thought at this time:

Let's go tonight and fuck Defense Against the Dark Arts professor dreams!

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