Chapter 8 Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills
On the way back to Noxus, Draven took the lead in breaking the silence and learned from the pain: "I have thought about it, in fact, the position of Glory Executioner is quite suitable for me, I should start from the grassroots level, accumulate some experience and climb up slowly, instead of delusional thoughts of ascending to the sky in one step, after going out to practice for so long, I finally have tomorrow Brother's good intentions." β
"Smack!"
A resounding slap in the face.
Darius threw a hood over and was subconsciously caught by the stunned Draven.
"What about dreaming?! Do you know how much it cost Noxus to get you out of Piltover's prison? Not only did you make Noxus lose face, but you also made Noxus lose a fortune! If you weren't my brother, no one would care if you died in Piltover! Even if you have a good life and are born as my younger brother, the money that Noxus spent for you can't be spent in vain, you know the truth of paying off your debts, right? β
Draven nodded blankly: "But what does this hood mean?" Is it to give me a makeover to avoid the limelight? β
"Wishful thinking! Wiping your butt is already benevolent and righteous, and you can do it yourself! How much money does an executioner make? You won't be able to pay off the debt you owe for the rest of your life, so put on this hood and play the clown and work hard to make money! β
Delevingne put on his hood and looked in the mirror: "Huh? This big head looks too scary, right? It's a comedian! β
Darius said disdainfully: "What is a stinky AD who is not a comedian?" β
"What a joke! Lao Tzu slashed from Noxus to Demacia with two axes, will he be a comedian? β
"Hmph, this sentence was originally used to describe the berserker Olaf, two axes from Freljord to Bilgewater, you didn't even create your own bragging, what else can such a brain do besides comedians?"
"Uh, sure enough, brother, you are still well-informed, but it's still a little embarrassing to dress up like this to please the public."
"Actually, there is another choice."
"Nani?" It was as if Draven had grasped a lifeline.
"Isn't the price of pork rising now? Chop you up and mix it in pork and sell it, you can't confuse it with the real. β
"Huh?!"
Delevingne was taken aback, and he didn't have time to think about how much he could exchange for 100 catties of meat into pork, so he immediately changed his words: "I choose Plan.A!" β
Darius smiled with relief: "Actually, if you think about it, isn't April Fool's Day coming?" Treating your big-headed Draven as an April Fool's Day limited skin is not a big selling point, and there are more summoners who are stupid and have a lot of money. β
"You're making a dangerous statement."
"What's the matter, there are no outsiders here, not to mention that there are few talents who will be seated."
After the two brothers returned to China, a wave of fashion in the new era was set off, April Fool's Day was packaged as a carnival, and the big head skin was on sale, and for a while, the magic sound of "Welcome to the Delevin Alliance" was endless and resounding all over the world.
At the same time, the Shadow Island team also landed on Shadow Island smoothly.
As soon as he got out of the car, Foyego lifted his restrictions on Caitlyn: "I'm sorry, I've been chaining you with resentment. β
"It's understandable that you'll be jealous of my injury, after all, I'm a Phi City policewoman, what are you going to do with me now? Are you trying to insult me or femme me? Let them all come! I won't give in! β
"Uh, how do you feel like you're looking expectant? Are you hiding the jitter M? β
"How can it be repaired! Do you want to wear down my strong will before I am physically tortured? Don't think this kind of trick will work for me! β
Calista poked her lightly with a spear, "Eh, how could she do that?" Brain circuits don't look like they're normal. β
Foyego raised his eyebrows: "An actress who is stupid in acting, be considerate." β
"There is a specialization in the art industry, and switching back and forth between the identities of Ye'an officials and actors, it is quite easy to appear to have defective IQ because of being too deep in the play." Hammerstone commented.
Hearing someone commenting on her IQ, Caitlin immediately turned into a fried little cat: "You are in arrears of IQ!" All of you are in arrears of IQ! Otherwise, how could he do such a stupid thing as robbing a gold store? Wait! You will be punished with justice! β
"Isn't it the sanction of law, but the sanction of justice?"
"Humph! I don't want to chew words with you, I want to fight and kill, listen to you! β
Foyego rolled his eyes: "Untying the chains of your resentment means letting you go!" β
"Hehe~ let me know the important information that you are from the Shadow Island, can I go back alive? Don't worry, I'm not so naΓ―ve and won't fall for you! Do you want to give me some hope and then make me completely hopeless? It's a pity that I'm going to let you down, so instead of being amused by you, it's better to swallow a gun and kill yourself! β
The Shadow Island team watched her perform in silence.
Caitlyn stared at the muzzle of the sniper rifle and hesitated.
"Swallow! Why don't you swallow it? Don't like germs on the muzzle? Or is the muzzle too thick for you to swallow? β
Caitlin blushed: "Yellow joke! β
Everyone on Shadow Island looked at each other: "Yellow joke? Her thinking is too jumpy! β
Caitlin finally couldn't bear the pressure, squatted on the ground with her hands on her knees, and cried bitterly: "Woo~!" Why don't you follow the script! β
A few people smiled bitterly, they were really addicted to acting.
Seeing that a few people were silent, Caitlin raised her tearful face: "Na~ Are you really willing to let me go?" β
Calista and they looked at Foyego and left the decision to him.
Foyego nodded: "Of course, we only seek money, not death." β
"You're such a nice bunch!"
"Huh?"
Anyone would have thought that Caitlyn was talking the opposite, but who knew that she would explain it in a serious way: "First of all, I noticed that when you were in the gold shop in Phicheng, you were careful not to hurt any innocent people. Secondly, you have not embarrassed me as a metallurgical officer, although the words are a bit rude, but they belong to the category of tolerable. β
Foyego was speechless: "Your definition of a good person is really general, it is an indisputable fact that we robbed the gold store. β
"Robbing a gold store is because of robbing the rich and helping the poor, those evil capitalists deserve to be robbed!"
"But we don't want to rob the rich and help the poor, we just keep them for our own use."
"Isn't it because you are poor that you will go to rob the gold shop? So there's nothing wrong with robbing the rich and helping the poor. β
"Well, we're all a little embarrassed that you're washing the floor like this."
"So you didn't kidnap me here, you brought me on a tour, right?"
"Well, if you want to understand it that way, it's not impossible for you to understand it that way, anyway, we in the Shadow Isle are not exclusive to outsiders, if you want to visit, please feel free to visit."
"But I'm not familiar with the people here, and I need a local guide."
Hecarim, Hammerstone, and Calista whistled and walked away.
Foyego became more restrained, for fear that Caitlyn would play her cards out of common sense and suddenly release the cold gun, and then remembered that the bullets in her gun had already been unloaded by herself, and she coped with it again, and made a gentlemanly salute: "Please come with me, my princess." β