Chapter Ninety-Eight: Red umbrellas, white poles, and sleeping boards together
During the Christmas holidays, there are many shamans who attend the funeral of Sabini's father.
The house-elf, named Sasya, served the plate at the funeral...... Quite a few students recognized her.
The next day, the little wizards were all talking about it.
Brace's mother, Madame Sabini, was a witch known for her beauty, cove, and wealth.
This is a title in a progressive relationship, relying on beauty to attract male witches to marry, and then triggering Kefu to passively and get a lot of wealth...... Cycle at the beginning of the week.
She cycled six times and died six husbands...... Of course, Bress Shabini also had six fathers dead and six funerals, five of which were stepfathers.
Thanks to the "gram" attribute, many wizards have compared Mrs. Sabini to Defense Against the Dark Arts, and called them two "dangerous" jobs.
In conclusion, bless your enemies...... Finding Madame Sabini when you get married, and doing Defense Against the Dark Arts when you work, must be the most vicious curse.
And Lockhart is surrounded by the house-elves of the Shabini family, which seems to imply that he is going to become Blaise's seventh father.
So, in the first class of the school year, Defense Against the Dark Arts was full again, and even those students who had missed half a semester came.
That's right, it's Rove!
Shirley was reading a book, she glanced at the teenager next to her, and said softly, "Why are you coming to class too?" ”
"Come and see the excitement." Rove laughed, "Everyone is talking about Madame Sabini, and with Lockhart's showy personality, if there is indeed a matter, he will definitely mention it in class." ”
Shirley stared at Rove's side face and frowned slightly: "
"One thing I don't understand, Rove, is why anyone dares to marry Madame Sabini when six husbands have died?"
"Pretty, Madame Sabini is very pretty." Rove hurriedly added, "I listened to Neville!" Isn't it Neville? ”
Neville was chatting with Hannah, and he didn't hear what Rove said, and when he saw the boy poking himself with his elbow, he nodded directly and agreed:
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Hannah had a good ear, and she could hear it perfectly, and looked at Neville with a strange look...... looks honest and honest, behind the scenes, but talks about other people's mothers every day if they are not beautiful, right?
Hey, it's really down!
"So, a wizard would marry a witch just because she was beautiful?" Shirley asked again.
"Some people do, but not everyone. Personality, hobbies, lifestyle...... There are too many influencing factors. ”
Rove wondered, "Why are you suddenly asking about this?" ”
"It's nothing, it's just a few classmates from our dorm room, who have been discussing this last night." Shirley tilted her head and smiled softly, "I'm a little curious. ”
The topics discussed in the girls' dormitory are actually quite exciting, and even she, a guy who doesn't know anything, has been popularized a little bit of knowledge.
Occasionally listening to their large-scale chats, she will be red-faced.
"And what kind of witch do you like?" Shirley stared into the young man's eyes, and she hurriedly added:
"I asked my dormitory classmates, and they were all curious."
"I refuse to answer such a boring question." Rove smiled and gently tugged at the girl's ponytail: "Don't follow those roommates of yours to learn badly." ”
Shirley glared, but it wasn't lethal.
Just then, Lockhart walked into the classroom, dressed in a navy blue robe and wearing a green top hat with gold rimmed blonde hair.
Lockhart was followed by a house-elf, dressed in tatters, holding a large stack of books, so many so many that she stumbled as she entered, and almost knocked them off.
"Kids." Lockhart said loudly, waving everyone quietly:
"After a long Christmas break, I'm back at Hogwarts again...... On this day of reunion after a long absence, I would like to announce a small matter, which I have been pressing for some time and has not announced to reporters and book fans. ”
Everyone thought that Lockhart was going to announce his marriage to Mrs. Shabini, but he turned around, knocked on the stack of books in the hand of the house-elf, and said:
"That's when my new book, Fighting the Damned, is about to be released, and it's a novella that I'm working on over the Christmas holidays."
"This book tells the story of how I used magic to help a witch who had lost six of her husbands to escape the curse."
"Professor, does it have anything to do with Madame Sabini?" Justin hurriedly raised his hand.
Lockhart smiled mysteriously, "Then you have to read the book for yourself, I can only say that it does involve the beautiful Sabini." ”
"Professor, what's the relationship between the two of you?" Susan asked boldly.
"Madame Sabini is a big fan of mine, she just died poor husband, and I helped her out of some troubles."
Lockhart pointed to the house-elf Sasya behind him and smiled, "She also gave me a house-elf to protect me at Hogwarts." ”
"When the semester is over, we both have plans to travel to France, but I'm afraid I won't be able to spare time."
Lockhart was there gushing endlessly, telling the story of himself and Shabini, and he was hinting in and out of his words that the new book was related to the beautiful lady's death of her husband, and the core idea was just two words:
Buy the book!
Why did Lockhart come back? Of course, I'm here to sell books.
Why did he dare to come back? With the protection of a house elf, he doesn't believe that something will happen to him!
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After class, everyone was still discussing this matter on the way to the herbal medicine class.
Obviously, Lockhart's marketing is working, and many students are itching to buy a copy to see the content.
More students, though, believe that this may be Lockhart's last book.
With the double buff of Defense Against the Dark Arts and Lady Sabini, it would be rude not to die again.
The crowd walked through the damp vegetable patch to the third greenhouse.
Professor Sprout stood next to a giant mushroom that was more than three meters tall and looked like a tree.
She clapped her hands, quieted the students, and said quickly:
"In this class, we will learn a kind of umbrella fungus that can jump, but before that, I want to teach everyone a song and sing along with me."
"Red umbrella umbrella, white pole pole, eat and sleep together, sleep on the board, lie in the coffin, and then bury the mountains and mountains together......"
All the students sang along, and Professor Sprout asked, "Can anyone tell me what this song means?" ”
Hermione immediately raised her hand and said, "The bright mushroom with the red umbrella and white pole is the poisonous mushroom, and the more bright it is, the more poisonous it is." ”
"That's right, Gryffindor plus five points." Professor Sprout said, "But although the song is widely circulated, it is actually wrong, or not absolute. ”
"Like hallucinogenic solitary, it is a red umbrella and a white pole, but after eating, it will only hallucinate, not die. There is also a kind of poisonous red lonely, which will only have diarrhea after eating. ”
"Everybody remembers!" Professor Sprout exclaimed:
"The most poisonous mushrooms that you can come into contact with and that will kill you after eating them are mainly gray umbrellas, white poles, or white umbrellas and white poles.
For example, Amanita phalloides will die if you eat a small stick......"
All the students started taking notes.
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