Chapter 44: The Great Stage of Zu'an
That being said, Foyego is by no means ambiguous in the matter of Shiyi's long skills, and even spent a lot of money to create a talent show of "Zu'an Grand Stage" and serve as a mentor in it.
"The black guy on stage, introduce yourself."
"Hello judges, I'm Ike from Zu'an Dark Alley, although Ike is just a takeaway guy now, but I played Ike in the battle of the two cities that swept the Rune Continent two years ago."
"So what show are you going to bring to everyone?"
"Zuan's new rap."
"Yo~! Yo~! Ike tried the microphone and began to sing: "Don't think I'm from Zuan, just think I'm crazy, I don't live in a mental hospital for many days, but you still live in a cubicle." My name is Ike, and I was a little apprehensive when I stood on the stage, but luckily I went to the toilet in the room, otherwise it would have been hot and humid in my crotch......"
Foyego was speechless, he had no sense of rap in the first place, let alone heard such unaesthetic lyrics, which had nothing but forced rhyme, more like improvisation.
Foyego gave his assessment: "It's good to deliver food. ”
After Ike stepped down, the next player couldn't wait to appear, he was quite distinctive, with slender limbs, not the kind of slenderness as the praise is called, mid-haired, wearing bib pants, and holding a basketball in his hand.
"Hello producers, I'm an individual trainee who has been practicing for two and a half years, and I'm good at singing, dancing, rap, basketball, and music!"
"Chicken, you're so beautiful! Cup, Cup! Chicken, you're so beautiful! Cup......
Looking at Ion's skillful crotch dribbling to catch Tie Shan's leaning action, Foyego couldn't bear to look directly: "Little black, do you show your chicken feet?" ”
"Why did the mentor say that?"
"Chicken, you're too beautiful, what's the weird lyrics? Let's be honest, are you a member of the Black Rooster Alliance? ”
Ai Yong looked dazed: "What Black Rooster Alliance?" I haven't heard of it at all, if you are entangled in the lyrics, I can explain, as a jungler, I like to brush F6 the most, and seeing Brother Chicken is like seeing family, so singing about the chicken you are too beautiful, this is very reasonable, right? ”
Foyego shook his head: "I'm not entangled in the lyrics, I'm more entangled in where this BGM came from?" ”
"Oh, I entrusted a good friend of mine to help, he has a portable stereo, and I asked him to play it."
"Actually looking for off-site assistance, you were passed!"
Foyego casually found a reason to brush off Ion.
After Aion left the stage, a sturdy figure took the stage with a stereo, and if nothing else, the friend that Aion said was the one who supported him.
"Hello everyone, I'm Pan Sen, the indomitable gun, and I'm performing ....... for everyone"
Pan Sen turned on the stereo, and then shook the spear in his hand frantically as if he was energized: "Oh, oh, oh~!" ”
"Oh, you're a big mother! Next! ”
A masked man limped onto the stage and bowed gracefully: "I am the Ember of the Drama Master, blooming in the slaughter, like the flower of the dawn yin." ”
"Bang Bang!"
The audience broke out into warm applause, and it seemed that Ember's popularity was quite high, and he was a yin-star player.
"So you're going to perform a poetry recitation?"
"No, what I'm going to perform is a unique trick at the bottom of the box, looking at the embers."
Ember sets up a sniper on the stage, and a stereoscopic image appears behind him, sharing his vision.
Through Ember's perspective, everyone saw the full picture of Baron Nash, like a large purple flesh worm, spitting out mucus from time to time.
It went on like this for half a minute, and Foyego could almost count how many teeth Baron Nash had in his mouth.
"Your performance, that's it?"
Sensing Foyego's displeasure, Ember made the next move, pulling the trigger in the direction where Baron Nash was.
The hearts of all the audience in the audience rose to their throats, it was Baron Nash! Most heroes who want to challenge it alone will pay a heavy price, especially the AD of Ember, and angering Baron Nash is the only way to die.
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! ”
Four shots in a row......
Deadly empty guns!
It's not that I missed my head, it's that the distance is not enough!
Foyego scratched his head, and confessed that he was reproducing a wave of famous scenes: "It is worthy of being an old artist, even such a wonderful operation is truly restored one-to-one, admire and admire, but it is a little bit not in line with the theme of our Zu'an Grand Stage, and lacks some program effects, you know?" ”
Ember nodded: "Well, the realm is too high for ordinary people to reach." ”
The next combination is unexpected, a long-legged maiden and a yodeler wrapped in bandages.
"We are a group of Aoki! I'm Blue Steel Shadow Camille, and my partner is the mummy of the dead Amumu, and we're going to sing a song, Zuan is good at kung fu. ”
Amumu: "Zu'an kung fu is good~"
Camille: "That's good! ”
Amumu: "Zu'an Kung Fu is great~"
Camille: "That's great! ”
Amumu: "I'm an iron head. ”
Camille: "Invincible." ”
Amumu: "You're King Kong Leg." ”
Camille: "I'm Vajra Leg. ”
Amumu: "Zu'an's kung fu is good!" ”
Camille: "That's good! ”
Amumu: "Zu'an's kung fu is strong!" ”
Camille: "Whoa! ”
......
The two of them cried wolf and howled, causing the audience to throw a lot of vegetable leaves and rotten eggs.
Camille pulled the crying Amumu and left the scene at the speed of light.
"Hello everyone, I'm Bard the Bard, and I want to recite a poem in this situation."
"The withering of flowers was eventually trampled on, and the name of the remnants is still difficult to identify. The bird that fell to the ground felt sorry for himself, and he was anxious for the wind to rise and made a long-cherished wish. Even if we are godly in prayer, how can the world change? The only way to change the present is to believe in it, and not to be afraid of hardships and dangers to fight to the death. Corpses are all over the field, stride forward again! Alone and ashamed. Pigs laugh and dogs are noisy, livestock are at peace, and prosperity is hypocritical. The hungry wolf only wants to be free, and he will not regret it until he dies! The humiliating experience of being trapped in a cage. Brew a counteroffensive and emerge from the cocoon! The hunters fought, and on the other side of the city wall, the enemy was killed like the wind, and the sky was stained with blood. The impulse bursts out in my heart. Ignite his body and vent it wantonly. Throughout the twilight sky, the crimson flame is as bright as a red lotus, and as fast as an arrow. ”
Fyego, who thought he had come up to work and didn't have any expectations, found out that Bard was really talented and wanted to keep him: "Mr. Bard, right? Congratulations on your promotion to the next selection, you can sit down and work with me as a mentor to dig up good seedlings. ”
Bard smiled, took out a horn noncommittally, and blew it.
A teleportation channel created by golden light suddenly appeared, and he slipped into it and disappeared.
Foyego suffers from gains and losses, the draft has been going on for most of the day, and he generally has no special skills to come up and spoof, and finally met a person who has real talent and real learning, but people don't look down on themselves, do you say that he is angry?