When Mother Wu heard this, she was stunned, her temples swelled, and she complained about why Miss Shen didn't say it earlier. immediately called Zhao Da to his room, poked Zhao Da with a burning stick in his hand, and scolded Zhao Da on the head: "Okay, you kid, trick your aunt, that's how Mr. Teacher taught you?" Today, you tell me clearly, how can there be such a strange thing, why do you not hug your daughter-in-law and aunt all night for a year and a half, for 577 days? Is she unvirtuous or unvirtuous? Do you know that unfilial piety is great? You, an unfilial son, are thinking of a way to make the Zhao family cut off the heir! ”

Zhao Da was scolded by Wu's mother, but he didn't understand what she meant, and replied, "The child doesn't understand." Mother Wu took a breath back, and said angrily: "You are still quibbling, don't understand what I'm talking about?" You neglected your daughter-in-law and aunt, do you know? Zhao Da said that he went to bed late and got up early, and served Miss Shen happily with all his heart, and he neglected Miss Shen somewhere. Mother Wu asked: "How did you serve Miss Shen, you stupid goose, Miss Shen complained, saying that you didn't have sex with her all night!" Zhao Da heard that Miss Shen was unhappy, and he was also anxious, and said to Wu's mother: "I have already told you, of course you have the same room, have you ever seen that your nephew is not in the room?" ”

Wu's mother said: "It's not to ask if you are in the same room, but to ask if you are in the same bed, to put it bluntly, whether you sleep in the same bed with Miss Shen." Zhao Da said: "I sleep in the same bed every day. Mother Wu rolled her eyes angrily and said, "What's the use of sleeping in one bed, do you sleep in one head?" ”

Zhao Da replied: "No." Wu's mother thought to herself, her nephew may really not understand, but the matter has come to this point, and she must be clear. So he changed his words and asked, "Have you hugged Miss Shen?" Zhao Da said: "There is no either." ”

This made Wu's mother so angry that she almost smoked, and grabbed Zhao Da's ears and scolded: "Animal, you still have the face to speak, why are you a husband and wife, and you don't hug each other for a year and a half, so how can you call having the same room?" Zhao Da was very puzzled and said, "Could it be that the husband and wife and the daughter-in-law hugged and fell asleep?" Wu's mother was angry and funny, and said: "How can you have sex without sleeping and hugging?" Could it be your stinky feet against your daughter-in-law's face? ”

Zhao Da said: "Yes! But I wash my feet every day, my feet should not smell, I feel that Miss Shen is clear and jade, I don't dare to touch her, for fear that Miss Shen will think I will dirty her body, so I lie on my head. "Oh my God!"

Mother Wu exclaimed, feeling that she and Zhao Da could no longer explain the reason, so she quickly turned out an object from under the box and smashed it on the table: "You come closer and take a look!" ”

Zhao Da took a closer look, it was a double Buddha statue of a man and a woman from India, the man sat cross-legged, the woman opened her legs to the man, and her plump buttocks sat on the man's thigh, her arms hugged each other, her breasts were close to each other, and she was naked as a copulation form, Zhao Da blushed instantly when she saw it.

Wu's mother said that this was the bottom of the box given by her mother when she got married, and asked Zhao Da to take a closer look, realize some Taoism, and then have sex with her daughter-in-law at night.

That night, Wu's mother was still not at ease, and she didn't care about any evasion, so she sat and waited in the new room, and saw Miss Shen lying on the wall inside the bed tent, and Zhao Da still sat at the table, playing with the Buddha statue alone. Mother Wu is angry and funny, you can't put it down, but let your daughter-in-law and mother embroider the tent alone, how can you be such a stupid goose.

stepped forward and grabbed him by the collar and dragged him to the head of the bed: "Take off your clothes!" During the day, Zhao Da played with the Buddha statue for a long time, and had comprehended the mystery, thinking that worshipping heaven and earth was husband and wife, but he didn't know that there was a ritual to create a man, and he had to be like a Buddha. But as soon as I saw Miss Shen, I was ashamed of myself, ashamed to act, and let my belly be hot, I just sat stiffly, not daring to approach Miss Shen with a dead face. Fortunately, Wu's mother forced him to strip and go to bed, so he took off his clothes and got into the embroidered tent, sleeping with Miss Shen for the first time.

Wu's mother hurriedly blew out the lamp, did not leave, and sat in the room waiting for dawn. She was very annoyed, she didn't let her daughter-in-law become a daughter-in-law and aunt in the cave room, and made a big mistake, how can she be worthy of the lord and Boss Shen? Now I have to make Miss Shen's belly bigger quickly, so that I can make up for this big mistake a little.

In the bed tent, Miss Shen waited for a long time, slowly threw herself into Zhao Da's arms, married for a year and a half, and went on a blind date with Miss Shen for the first time, Zhao Da was ecstatic, let out a chuckle in the dark, and hugged Miss Shen tightly. When Wu Ma heard the tent, she immediately closed her eyes and was slightly happy, and when she saw that the tent curtain was calm, she hit the bed with a stick, and so on, so that the tent would not rest for a moment.

When the day dawned, Miss Shen got up early, was untidy and lazy to make up, and served Wu's mother with water first. Mother Wu couldn't wait to open the curtain, and when she saw Zhao Dawu sleeping soundly, she grabbed Miss Shen's cuffs and asked, "Did you have something to do last night?" Miss Shen pursed her lips and smiled, Wu's mother was relieved to leave, Wu's mother felt that overkill must be corrected, and the stubbornness must be treated with fierce medicine, for three nights in a row, night after night. Miss Shen really lived up to her expectations, and soon there was joy in her belly, and both the Shen and Li families were happy.