Hogwarts has had numerous conflicts, ranging from conflicts between students to full-fledged martial arts between houses......

But most of those conflicts are confined to the student level, and rarely escalate to the professor.

After all, the teachers are all young, and they are all colleagues, and they don't see each other when they look down, except for Snape, everyone wants faces.

Therefore, at the beginning of the school year, and even before the division began, the two professors stood at the gate of the castle, confronting each other, sabre-rattling,-for-tat...... It's really rare.

The little wizards were too addicted, so they almost waved their flags and shouted, raised their arms and shouted, and supported the two of them to do it on the spot with real rods and real guns.

Everyone is tired of watching the hand-to-hand combat scenes between Potter and Malfoy, and now they urgently need more exciting new tricks.

Unfortunately, Professor McGonagall's sudden appearance interrupted the foreplay of the two single old men, much to the disappointment of the students.

But the students were so enthusiastic that even when they arrived at the auditorium, they were still talking about it, speculating about Snape and Blake's feud.

So much so that the annual "concert" of the Sorting Hat has become the most inconspicuous thing.

At the end of the song, the Sorting Hat found that there was only sparse and perfunctory applause, and protested dissatisfiedly:

"What's going on? Why can't people listen to my song quietly? ”

Professor Flitwick, who presided over the branch, stood beside the triangular stool and whispered:

"It may be that the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is here, which makes everyone a little excited."

"Don't you have a new teacher every year?" The Sorting Hat wondered, "It hasn't been like this before, has it?" ”

"Looks like a conflict with Professor Snape." Professor Flitwick explained.

"Who? So bold? The Sorting Hat was interested, "How dare you mess with that stingy Snape?" ”

The Sorting Hat really doesn't know who the new professor is...... In the first few years, it would still care about it, and then the position rotated year after year...... It doesn't care anymore.

Who cares about a consumable?

"Sirius Blake." Professor Flitwick lowered his voice and said, "He went to school here more than ten years ago, do you remember?" ”

"It turned out to be that guy, how could I forget!" The Sorting Hat gritted his teeth and cursed:

"Blake stole me from the principal's office and took it to the Black Lagoon to wash...... This is a bad seed that drains pus. ”

Professor Flitwick didn't expect this kind of grudge between the two sides, he glanced at the dirty sorting hat, and said cautiously:

"There's nothing wrong with taking a wash, right?"

"My thousand-year-old hat, where can it withstand the washing of the lake." The Sorting Hat exclaimed, "The dampness and cold have soaked into my cloth, and I still have a fever and a sore throat!" ”

...... "Are you hallucinating enough?"

"And ...... I was worn by Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. The Sorting Hat muttered, "That smell has been washed away, and I'm not the original hat." ”

“……”

Professor Flitwick was speechless, as the so-called hat is like him, the sorting hat is like this, what should Gryffindor himself look like?

Seeing that Professor Flitwick did not speak, the Sorting Hat was bored, and sighed:

"Filius, why did you come to the Sorting House, Mieleva?"

Professor Flitwick picked up the parchment and explained, "Professor McGonagall has something to do on the spot. ”

"That's a shame." The Sorting Hat sighed, "I feel sorry for her for missing out on the best song of the year. ”

Professor Flitwick raised his eyebrows, but he felt that Professor McGonagall did not look like regret when he entrusted the job to himself, but rather an indescribable joy and relief.

"How was I singing?" The Sorting Hat asked, "Is it the beautiful lyrics and the pure and flawless voice?" ”

Professor Flitwick was tempted to say that it was like noise, but it was so direct that it would hurt the heart of the Sorting Hat, who was an honest man and could not tell lies, so he said implicitly:

"Your song...... It's as delicious as fermented shark meat. ”

"Shark meat?" The Sorting Hat has never eaten a shark, but it also knows that it is a high-end product.

"Philius, you may be short, but you speak so nicely."

“……”

Professor Flitwick coughed and quickly read the list for the young wizards to begin the division.

At the same time, Hufflepuff students began to make up their summer homework on a daily basis.

Normally, Hannah and Susan are the most active at this time, but the two of them got together tonight, and they didn't know what they were looking at, and they were extremely fascinated.

Both Android and Apple are available. 】

Rove asked curiously, "What are you looking at?" ”

Hannah glanced around and lowered her voice, "It's a follow-up to the conflict between Snape and Professor Blake...... Someone else wrote, I just bought it. ”

"Anyone else writes?" Rove leaned over in surprise, just glanced at a few lines, and suddenly his eyes went dark.

The parchment was full of things like "Blake pushed Snape into a corner and gently stroked his hair", "Snape gently picked up Blake from behind", etc...... Wording.

This is too fast, not long after the conflict ended, Hogwarts has already spread the small theater and cp text of the two?

Sure enough, rot has its own national conditions here!

Rove seemed to remember something, and suddenly his face changed, and he said, "There is no article about me, right?" ”

"Why not." Hannah covered her mouth and smiled: "After you entered the school, you have the most articles with you as the protagonist, and the girls are secretly circulating." ”

“……”

"Rove, if you want to blame it, it's because you're too good-looking." Susan teased, "Better looking than many girls." ”

“……”

By this time the Sorting House was over, and Professor Dumbledore stood, dressed in a gorgeous blue velvet robe with stars embroidered with gold thread on his chest.

The old man's hair and beard were several feet long, he wore semicircular glasses, and his nose was badly hooked.

"Welcome!" Professor Dumbledore said, the light of the candle shining on his beard, which he had carefully groomed with wax.

"Welcome to Hogwarts for the new school year! Before the dinner begins, I have a few things to tell you.

The first ...... And the most important thing. ”

Dumbledore cleared his throat and continued:

"The Dementors of Azkaban, for the official duties of the Ministry of Magic, capture Peter Pettigrew, and they will be stationed at all entrances to the school."

"During their stay, it is strictly forbidden for any student to leave the school quietly without permission, especially not to go to places such as the Forbidden Forest, Hogsmeade, etc."

Speaking of which, Dumbledore's gaze swept over the four tables without pause, but on Rove, there was a lot of pause.

Rove looked up casually, his skin as thick as a city wall, but he thought in his heart...... I didn't say it by name, I didn't say it.

"Second thing......" Dumbledore continued, "After Professor Lockhart left, we found a new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor again...... Professor Blake! ”

Sirius stood up, and he smiled:

"People say that the position of Defence Against the Dark Arts is cursed...... When I was your age, I heard about this horrible school legend.

I've also experienced a few teacher changes. ”

"Then one of you should have asked...... 'Professor Blake, why did you come when you know the danger?' ”

Not long after Sirius's words fell, someone among the students shouted as if to hold a heel:

"Professor Blake, why did you come when you knew the danger?"

Everyone turned to the Gryffindor table and burst into laughter.

"Fred Wess and George Wes, right?" Sirius looked at the two students and smiled, "Great question." ”

"The reason is simple...... As you may know, I just came out of Azkaban. Sirius smiled wryly:

"A guy who just got released from prison, oh...... It is a middle-aged man who has been wronged, has no work experience, and is about to turn thirty-five...... It's hard to find a job to raise a family at the mouth of the lake.

When I applied for a position, people looked at my resume and then looked at my age...... Just let me go home and wait for news, and then ...... There was no more news. ”

The little wizards knew it was a joke, but they couldn't help but laugh again.

"Then, I asked myself a question." Sirius paused for a moment and continued, "Is Azkaban and the Dementors more terrifying, or is the curse more terrifying?" ”

"I told me...... It's the former that's more terrible, and since I'm not dying in Azkaban, what curse am I afraid of? ”

"I know that some people will call me stupid, and some people will call me brave...... After all, there is often a thin line between bravery and stupidity. ”

The corners of Sirius's mouth rose:

"In short, no matter what curse this position holds, I hope that I, a hard-nosed fellow, can escape its clutches.

Thank you. ”

At this moment, everyone applauded desperately, including the Slytherin students.

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