Chapter 127: Pretending to be a fool if you can't do it
"Damn!"
Wang Qiang turned his heart sideways, "Lao Tzu is so stubborn, can he still be stumped by this small difficulty?" ”
"Isn't it just drag racing? I don't believe that you can still drive a hundred yards on such a dilapidated road! ”
He's right, this kind of tattered loess road, not to mention the speed of a big car driving to a speed of 100 yards, can drag a car to a 60 yards, which is quite awesome.
Under normal circumstances, a motor vehicle driving on such a bad road, with an average speed of forty yards, is already very good.
There are potholes everywhere, and if you're not careful, you'll drive into the pits.
Some big potholes seem to be half a foot deep, and if the speed of the motor vehicle is too fast, it will definitely make you doubt your life.
"Toot ......"
The big car in the rear, I don't know if the driver is drunk or what kind of medicine, seeing a passerby in front of him riding a tricycle, it not only does not slow down, but honks a few times, and the speed is faster!
"I'm ......!"
Wang Qiang saw that he was so angry that even his eyes were cold, he looked back at the other party gloomily, and said secretly, "Dog, is it great to drive a car?" ”
The other party is now intent on giving him an ugly look to show that he has a big car to drive, and Lao Tzu will play with you!
Wang Qiang used force under his feet, pedaled the tricycle and flew up, turned the handlebar, not only did not give way, but rode to the center of the road, turned left and right, and avoided the large and small pits very flexibly.
After just a dozen breaths, he threw off the big car behind him at least twenty meters away!
"Wow wow! Brother, come on! ”
"Oh oh...... our tricycle is even better than this big car!"
"Brother! Be careful not to fall into the pit! ”
"Brother Ah Qiang, continue to refuel, and throw the big car behind you far away!" ……
The four little girls were frightened before, and they were also very angry in their hearts, but after seeing their brother's speed flying, they were dancing and shouting one by one.
Hum! What about big cars? Isn't it still better than your own tricycle?
……
"Oh he...... Chunjie, the tricycle in front of you is very good! ”
Jia Zhisong said to Li Chunjie on the side, "It's just a tricycle, but you don't give way obediently? Dare to hang us behind and play tricks? ”
His fleshy face exuded a strong smell of wine, which was very unpleasant.
Jia Zhisong is the son in charge of the county material bureau, and Li Chunjie is the son of the previous old director.
Both of them relied on their fathers, used a little means, came up to the top shift, and then arranged to the supply and marketing department of the most oily and watery department of the Materials Bureau, and sat as the chief and deputy section chief.
Both of them only graduated from elementary school, and they didn't finish junior high school, so they were expelled from school because of fights.
Now the No. 1 Middle School in Tea City has a very high prestige and extremely strict management, and it only looks at the grades, but it doesn't matter who your family is, and if you violate the school rules, you will have to be expelled.
The two of them went on a business trip this time, and they really got a fat shortage.
Because the tea city is engaged in infrastructure construction, it needs a lot of steel, machinery and other materials.
Therefore, the material bureau caught up with this round of big dividends, and orders from all walks of life skyrocketed countless times in an instant.
This bite is conceivable, and in the past few years, the Materials Bureau will definitely be rich.
At this time, all industrial products such as steel, machinery and equipment and corresponding equipment in the tea city were operated and sold by the Materials Bureau.
This situation will not change radically until the early nineties.
Therefore, the huge profits in it can be known regardless of the question.
As the supply and marketing department of the Material Bureau, it is undoubtedly the most oily department, and there is no one.
This time, the two of them are going to Xiangcheng and Zhucheng, which are more than 1,000 kilometers away, to reach a supply and marketing agreement with the manufacturer, sign a sales contract, and then pull a car of steel back by the way to respond to the emergency.
It goes without saying how much oil and water can be fished out.
It was in this high-spirited situation that the two guys had just left the tea city when they saw a tricycle driving leisurely in front of them, and they immediately had the idea of teasing each other.
There is no way, my mood is so happy, of course I have to be a little happier.
What's more, it's also quite cool to tease a few little guys.
The two of them either drank and traveled all day long, or went to play cards and wash their hair, and they had not heard of Wang Qiang's reputation.
Therefore, it is not clear at all that the tall young man riding a tricycle in front of him is Wang Qiang, who has a great reputation in Tea City.
Just thinking about the other party eating ashes behind the butt of their cars, Li Chunjie and Jia Zhisong were both excited.
Therefore, Jia Zhisong, who is now in charge of driving, rushed forward as soon as the accelerator was added.
Unexpectedly, the other party not only did not avoid it, but also accelerated violently and ran to the front of the big car he was driving!
It's worth it!
It's tolerable, it's unbearable!
Trough! That's it!
Lao Tzu drives a big car, and the quality is still the top Jiefang brand, and you can't get a three-wheeled bicycle?
"Big Bang Jie! Sit tight! ”
Jia Zhisong raised his eyebrows and raised his chin,
This chapter is not finished, please click to continue reading! Page 1 of 2 The big-eyed mime formed a line and said to Li Chunjie in the co-pilot.
Why do you want to call Li Chunjie a big stick?
This is because the popularity of the movie "Shaolin Temple", which is popular all over the country, has not yet dissipated in the remote mountainous area of Tea City.
Li Chunjie, who bought tickets and went to see it five times in a row, saw that he was only one word short of that martial arts star, so he simply boasted and often said when scolding, "Are you awesome?" Look at Lao Tzu, a big stick can't kill you! ”
As a result, Li Chunjie, who loves to go to the hair salon to wash his hair, the nickname of the kung fu king's "Big Bang Jie" spread.
"Hit the fart, you can drive quickly! Where did all that nonsense come from? ”
Li Chunjie also called his deputy section chief's nickname, "Don't tell Lao Tzu, you can't even run a tricycle?" ”
"If that's the case, if you say it, Lao Tzu can't afford to lose this person."
The nickname "Spanking Loose" has even more origins.
Jia Zhisong likes to talk endlessly at the meeting, drooling, ignoring the drowsiness of others.
So someone called him "Fart Song" according to the homonym of his name, and secretly made up a nursery rhyme to show Jia Zhisong's lack of learning and skills:
"Beat the fart, beat the fart, hit Italy, the king of Italy was watching the play, ate this fart, was very dissatisfied, and told him to go back to his grandmother's house to farm......"
After this nursery rhyme spread quickly, the name "Fart Song" also became well-known.
"Howler! Big Bangjie, you can take a closer look! ”
Jia Zhisong stepped on the accelerator, and a thick smoke suddenly came out of the back of the big car, and it rushed out with a "whoosh"!
"Clang......"
However, on such a dilapidated road, you want to drive a big car to drag racing, it is simply impossible1
Unless your car can fly!
There is no suspense that such a large car, even if you drive at a good level, will definitely drop the wheels into the big and small potholes from time to time.
Jia Zhisong's driving level is quite good, but after all, this is a car, not a flying car, and he can only avoid some deep pits, so as not to sink the big car into it.
But those dense small pits can't be avoided no matter what.
As a result, this Jiefang brand car, as if it was drunk on the road, skewed and bouncing forward.
After a while, Jia Zhisong and Li Chunjie, who were sitting in the cab, couldn't stand it anymore and almost vomited!
Fortunately, the quality of the current Jiefang brand car is top-notch, and there is no problem at all.
But just because the car can stand it doesn't mean that the people inside can stand it.
What makes these two guys angry the most is that the tricycle in front of them is moving forward at a rapid pace in seven turns and eight turns, which is called a relaxed freehand!
The distance between the two sides has not only not narrowed, but has become farther and farther away!
For a while, both Jia Zhisong and Li Chunjie were so angry that their eyes were red, and they almost vomited blood!
Your sister's!
This is a big car!
Is the guy in front still riding a three-wheeled bike?
How does it look like a flying car!
The two of them are often on business trips, and they have seen quite a few three-wheeled bicycles.
But today, they felt like they were in a dream, a little confused.
In the current world, where is such an awesome tricycle?
Even in those big cities in China, there is absolutely none.
Now, you will actually see it in your hometown, a small mountain town?
I'm afraid I haven't woken up yet?