Thirty times to bring friends to Beijing
The official road outside the Changting Pavilion is wide and wide, and Xiyue is crazy and immediately speared! In broad daylight, the capital is heavy, and Yang Guogong actually blocked the road and robbed at his feet, and there is no Wang Fa! Oh? He also waved a big banner and wrote: "Blocking the road to make friends!" Not only Ziyang Zhenren and his party were stopped, but there were also many business travelers in the past. I had no choice but to get off the horse one by one, and bent down from under Xiyue's crazy big gun. According to his rules, the people in the past must have a thing to surpass him, and the civil and military affairs are at their own convenience, so he dismounts and pleads guilty, makes friends sincerely, and drinks bitterly in the long pavilion. No, it's been three days, and many merchants selling food in Jingshi are also gathered here, first, those who are not convinced want to compete, so they naturally have to stop. The second is that if someone really wins over this person, he will really give money to entertain him. It's not ordinarily good for Changting's business. Those who sell wine and meat, melons and fruits, occupy both sides of the road.
Ziyang Zhenren asked: How can this kid be called Xiyue Crazy Sheng? Could it be a registered disciple of Huashan?
When Washington saw Master Zu's inquiry, he immediately answered. It turned out that a few months ago, in the Dawang Temple of Xiyue in Huashan, a young man with incense came. At first, he also set the distance and gave incense to the god of Xiyue, but he worshiped several times, and the god should not be (nonsense, whose wood can speak!). He was annoyed and made a sacrificial text on the spot, that is, the "Shangxiyue Book"
(The following is the full text, and there are a few words that cannot come out.) )
Li Jing in cloth clothes, not crazy Jane, dedicated to His Excellency the King of Xiyue: Jing Wen Shangqing and Qing Qing turbidity, the ritual of dividing heaven and earth, day and night, is the way of God and man, and he hears wisdom and integrity, acts according to people, is sincere and touching, and believes in it. The king of Fu Wei is good at virtue, solemn and condensed, and is a hundred gods for spiritual arts, and he is worthy of the four mountains. It is like a Qing temple with a calendar, as the golden square of the town, and looks at the philosophers of the past dynasties, all of them are not in accordance with the times, they are interested in the rain, the sky is willing to obey, and the evil is turned into auspiciousness. Sheji Ling is late, the universe overturns, the male is competing, the county is collapsing, and then the righteousness is rampant, the flying lightning sweep, the whale salamander and the sea are clear, and the atmosphere is rolled to open up the mountains and rivers, so that the surname Zhaosu is ten thousand, and the things are prosperous, that is, the work of the good time should be good. And the great treasure can't be vain, and he wants to subdue the sword, and there is no flying dragon in the sky. Hold the heart of loyalty and righteousness, and pour out the heart of the world to spit out the liver and gallbladder at the bottom of the steps, but God will learn from it. I wish to take the opportunity to advance and retreat to achieve the will of my life. If the three questions are not right, what kind of spirit does the god have? Then it is not too late to behead the king, burn his temple, and build a vertical and horizontal strategy. But God judges.
The sacrificial text has been recited, it is really shocking to cry ghosts and gods, this crazy Li Jing thinks that he can't do it, and the god of Xiyue is not holy. In his words: If the three questions are not right, what kind of spirit does the god have?
As he spoke, he really pulled his sword to cut off the "god head" of the statue, this Xiyue Temple is the lower courtyard of the mountain gate of the Huashan faction! How could the disciples of Huashan allow him to come nonsense, and at that time he rushed out twenty or thirty, who expected that this kid had some kung fu under his hands, and the three generations of disciples of the Huashan faction could not take him. So Huasheng and Wharton made a move, and the two joined forces to avoid forcing him back. can block the two second-generation disciples of the Huashan faction, and the kung fu is not ordinarily strong, and people like Fuyun Fuguang and others are only two or three people. Since then, this kid has had a resounding nickname "Xiyue Crazy Birth".
Okay, I'm crazy in Beijing again today, and I'm not as good as Huashan, so don't you ask the government for three days?
Ziyang Zhenren said: This kid is also interesting, haha, defeat another one, this kid plans to make a plate faster than other people's bookkeepers, is it a one-size-fits-all deal?
Ziyang Zhenren said to the three apprentices: Yuanba, Tiangang, Chunfeng, the three of you listen well. The teacher will not make a move today, the three of you will go over, if anyone can defeat this madman, the teacher will definitely teach you some real skills, if you lose, the teacher will take the lead in crawling under his big gun!
Li Yuanba looked at Li Jing's physical appearance, it was amazing, eight feet away, dignified appearance, not handsome and heroic. I'm like a little monkey. Looking at the spear in his hand again, he is obedient and made of pure steel for at least two feet. Carrying the master's big knife, he is not inferior to him, but unfortunately he can't dance in turn. Rush over empty-handed, and look at the horse, fat and strong, if you are not careful, you will become a ghost under the hoof.
But there was no way, the teacher's order was difficult to disobey, so I had to bite the bullet. Li Yuanba touched the front and said: There is a Taoist priest over there who wants to compete with you.
Ziyang Zhenren almost didn't get angry when he heard it, what kind of apprentice is this, he sold the master as soon as he went into battle. Ziyi Qingyi couldn't help but laugh out loud. Washington and the others wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, choking enough. Only Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng secretly praised: It's really not a big brother, this trick "Dead Dao Friends Don't Die Poor Dao" makes it perfect! It seems that he has obtained the master's three-point true inheritance!
Li Jing poked his head out of the horse and saw a hairy child below, less than ten years old, no taller than the horse's belly. He replied: Kid, do you mean that group of Taoist priests? Which one of them is not convinced, you let them come over!
Li Wuba smiled like a child's angel, and pointed with his little hand from afar: It's him! Dao Ziyang, he said that he didn't need to do it himself, as long as he sent a teenage apprentice, he would clean it up.
Li Jing was not angry, although he was crazy, he did not think that he could win the world. No, in the past three days, there have been more than 90 people who have been able to defeat him with a skill, and there are now 100!
Li Jing turned his horse's head towards Ziyang Zhenren, and just wanted to say something. I heard someone behind him: his apprentice is here!
I felt that something pounced on my back, and it was extremely powerful, and I rolled off the horse with him. He didn't even understand the situation, and he was punched twice in the back, so it didn't hurt! When he turned over, the kid had already run back to the Taoist priests and said to the master: The apprentice has knocked him off the horse, is it considered a victory?
Ziyang Zhenren smiled and said: Yes, yes, he is worthy of being a great disciple of the poor road. But it's still a little stupid, you're a half-sized kid, and you go to fight with others empty-handed, if something really happens, it's too late to save the teacher. Thankfully, I met someone who was even dumber than you. You have to use more brains and less force, you know!
Li Jing was so angry that he came out of his body, oh! It turns out that you are his apprentice! This kid! Hold back, hold back, how can an adult be as knowledgeable as a child? Yes, yes, a child, hahaha, this kid is really mischievous.
Li Jing patted the soil and shouted: Okay, it is rare to be able to "trick" this son from the horse at a young age (in fact, he is a dog gnawing), and this son will make you a little friend. Don't expect the rest of you to stay in the room, huh!
Li Jing snorted coldly and turned over on his horse.
Yuan Tiangang looked at the next three times under the master's angry gaze and turned around towards Li Jing. I really want to sing a song: The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and it is difficult to return once Tiangang is gone!
Seeing this, Li Jing hung up his spear, this young Taoist priest is not a martial arts type, and he must be compared. But in order to prevent him from mixing pigs and eating tigers, he drank ten steps away: Little calf nose, you can solve the problem! From astronomy to geography, you can choose from three religions and nine streams!
Yuan Tiangang took a deep breath and said: The son's appearance is strange, his roots are extraordinary, please report his birthday, and wait for Xiaodao to count a hexagram for you.
Ziyang Zhenren's blood vomited wildly! How could this apprentice be more angry than the other. Sure enough, Li Jing took off his spear, pressed the tip of the spear on his right shoulder, and said with a cruel smile: Interesting! This son was born on the twenty-sixth day of September in the year of his own life, you will count one, and if you count it accurately, this shot will pierce your hair, if it is not accurate, this shot will pierce your ass!
Yuan Tiangang's legs trembled, and he counted it over and over again, and he was very obedient, the bones of seven taels and one penny!!!
There is no one in 10,000!
Casually recite the song:
This life is born very different,
The prince and the princess are among them.
A lifetime of happiness is its own,
Wealth and glory are the best long.
Li Jing laughed when he heard it and put away his spear: Okay, borrow your auspicious words, you have always had great ambitions, but unfortunately no one knows Puyu and gold. The long sword is empty, and the carved bow is screaming! My son knows that you are just nonsense, but you can make a smooth slip under my spear, and it is a bit of a talent.
Yuan Tiangang closed his eyes and looked up to the sky and sighed (imitating Ziyang Zhenren pretending to be b-shaped, Ziyang Zhenren vomiting blood again!!) This apprentice learns everything quickly, and he will study a new shape in the future!!): Poor Dao knows that you don't believe it, but as the saying goes, people's fate is destined, and the ballad has been recorded in the book by the ancient Huangtian Emperor as early as three thousand years ago.
After that, he turned around and said backwards: Senior Brother Chunfeng, bring the book "Calling the Bone Song" to Gongzi for a look.
When Li Chun heard him say that he was the Emperor of the Yellow Sky, he immediately added the words "Yellow Emperor's Imperial Book" to the cover of "Song of the Bones". Ziyang Zhenren saw it in his eyes, that music, these two boys, they will be double-reeded. I don't know what ink to use, and when I see the wind, it dries. Originally, the one in front sang the song, and the one in the back had to change the weight of the bone according to the song. Although dozens of books with different bone weights will be prepared in advance, just in case there are some loose leaf blanks prepared in case you need them. Of course, this is all a last resort, if you can find out the birthday of the "fat sheep" in advance, it would be wonderful, wahaha. But this time it was a coincidence, Li Jingzhenge was seven taels and one bone weight, and only added the words "Yellow Emperor's Imperial Book". This is similar to "Jin Yongxin" and "Jin Yongquan", this is the book of "Yellow Emperor", even if it is not said to be the book of the Yellow Emperor, you can see it clearly, and it doesn't matter to me if you can't see it clearly. Wow-ha-ha. Isn't Lao Tzu's Taoist "Yellow Emperor Emperor" good?
Li Chunfeng offered it with both hands, Li Jing counted at the time and bones, and then looked at the song, sure enough! This little Taoist priest did not lie. Hahaha, it seems that this son is really born with a fate. Good friends, really good friends.
At that moment, Yuan Tiangang was invited to sit down in the long pavilion and serve wine and meat. After the arrangement, he shouted, and there are two friends who will be over a hundred, who of you will come!
Li Chunfeng saw that the second senior brother had eaten and hurriedly responded: Son, the little Taoist priest also wants to compare.
Li Jing's buttocks were also sore at this time, he was in a good mood, and said kindly: Please ask the question. This son is not an unreasonable person.
Before the words fell, there was thunder on a sunny day. Li Jinghan said: Of course, sometimes there is a little unreasonableness.
When I looked around, there was no thunder, and it seemed that this time it was the truth.
Ziyang Zhenren said in a loud voice: Li Gongzi said that he laughed, the sky is reasonable, and I am the reason! Li Gongzi is a maverick, but he has a bit of the style of the ancients. You can teach these unsuccessful apprentices on behalf of the poor Dao. Be merciful!
Li Jing hugged his fists and saluted, and said in his heart Wait, Lao Tzu will teach your apprentice in a while.
Here Li Chunfeng asked: Li Gongzi, if you are blindfolded, turn around in place for 10,000 circles, and then send you to an unknown place. Can Childe figure out where he is at this time and how far away he is from Jingshi?
Li Jing was taken aback! The study of the astrological zodiac could be deduced, but unfortunately, he couldn't! Unexpectedly, this little Taoist priest of his own family was a master!
Li Chunfeng learned from Yuan Tiangang's appearance, closed his eyes and sighed: Even if you are not your teacher, you are not even a friend, and this kind of secret law is not accepted by the true inheritor. Childe, please forgive me.
Li Jing laughed and said: What is the Taoist chief, we meet today, we have a fate in the previous life, so please wait in the pavilion, make the last friend of the poor road, and let's go to Beijing together!
Niu B, real Niu B, even Ziyang Zhenren thinks that Li Chunfeng pretends to be B more like B than himself. However, this astrological ecliptic, the three disciples really know how to do it? Lao Tzu only knows half of it! It is expected that you only know the method of calculation, but you can't measure it! This move must be in line with the power of the world's Taoist sects, and it will take several years to succeed!
Later, under the auspices of Ziyang Zhenren, the surveying and mapping of the world was finally completed. Later, the Great Sui fleet went to sea, relying on the stargazing skills of the Daomen, and successfully attacked Pyongyang in one fell swoop. That's an afterthought, put it aside.
Li Jing slowly stared at Ziyang Zhenren, the guy who pretended to be b, the three apprentices have all passed, if you can't pass the white-haired one, hehehe
(Ziyang Zhenren: No, the poor Dao skill is insufficient, and he urgently needs to take the Nine Turns Golden Pill.)
Ziyi said: Don't you have more than 30 gourds?
Ziyang Zhenren: No, it's still a medicine to lead!
Ziyi said: What kind of introduction, I'll find it for you!
Ziyang Zhenren whispered: Don't let people listen to it, the introduction is ~~~~~~~ ticket !!!!!)
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