5, the stupid pillar shameless sneak attack
[5:50 p.m.: You meet a few workers on the road, and after chatting for a while, Silly Zhu has to hide in the grass, his legs are full of bags bitten by mosquitoes, and he hates you so much that the roots of his teeth itch. 】
[Six o'clock in the afternoon: You finally finished chatting, and went home separately from the workers, there were few pedestrians on the path you walked, the stupid pillar looked left and right, and found that no one was ecstatic, picked a stick nearby, and rushed towards you with it, you noticed that someone was attacking, and sideways dodged the full force of the stupid pillar, you angrily scolded the stupid pillar for a shameless sneak attack, the stupid pillar didn't care, shot again, you dodged again, looked at the gap, you slapped your backhand, and flew it out more than ten meters, the stupid pillar fell to the ground, with a confused face, I don't know how I came over. 】
[Six o'clock in the afternoon: You slowly approached the stupid pillar, the stupid pillar struggled to stand up, raised the stick and screamed at you, you gently raised your hand, the stupid pillar's face was uncontrollable, and took the initiative to stick to your palm, you used force, the stupid pillar flew out upside down, this time, the stupid pillar saw clearly how he came over, the stupid pillar doubted life, saw you coming, the stupid pillar was so frightened that he cried his father and shouted for his mother, kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy. 】
[6:20 p.m.: In the face of the stupid pillar's begging, you didn't care, under the desperate eyes of the stupid pillar, you slapped one slap after another, and flew the stupid pillar fan out for 500 meters, you finally had enough, buy vegetables and cook home. 】
[6:30 p.m.: Silly Zhu was lying on the ground struggling, unable to stand up after falling, and finally waited for someone to pass by, and Silly Zhu was sent to the hospital. 】
[Seven o'clock in the evening: Silly Zhu lost too much blood and died]
[Half past eight in the evening: The police came to the door, you were arrested! ] 】
[Ding, this simulation is over!] 】
[Objective: Change your fate as captured.] 】
[Completion rewards: Two old hens, one truth charm.] 】
"I ...... Beat the stupid pillar to death?! ”
Li Weiguo was a little surprised, he took a closer look at the simulation again, and found that he didn't control his strength well, which led to the death of Silly Zhu.
So if you want to avoid the fate of being caught, you can't start too hard, and it's really not worth it to lose your good life for the stupid pillar.
Li Weiguo frowned, and began to think about how to teach the stupid pillar a lesson, so that he would not kill people by mistake, but also vent his evil anger.
"In the original play, Xu Damao seems to have been attacked by a stupid pillar, and later ......"
Li Weiguo tried hard to recall the plot, "Silly Zhu caught Xu Damao in the back kitchen, then stripped off his clothes and tied him to the chair, the next day when the workers went to work, he was watched by a group of old ladies, and Silly Zhu hid Xu Damao's underwear again, causing him to go home and quarrel with Lou Xiao'e, and almost divorced...... Phew, it's not a thing! ”
Thinking of the good things that Silly Zhu did in the original play, Li Weiguo was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched, although Silly Zhu and Xu Damao have a grudge, and neither of them is a good thing, but this kind of trick is simply too much.
He remembered that when he saw this scene, he almost didn't himself off, and he didn't fall asleep for hours after lying in bed.
"Okay, you stupid pillar, if you want to sneak attack me, then this time I'll let you taste Xu Damao!"
Li Weiguo walked out of the rolling mill generously, and not far behind him, the stupid pillar followed with reverence.
In order to reassure him of a bold sneak attack, Li Weiguo turned to a small road with few people, which he often walked, closer to the courtyard.
"I knew you were going to leave here today!" Silly pillar proud,
In order to prevent being seen, he also thought about it, and in addition to working all day, he asked others about Li Weiguo on the side, and only after inquiring clearly where the other party often left from before deciding to start after work today.
The trail is difficult to walk, thickly bushed, and thorny, so many people would rather take a long detour than pass through it.
Silly Zhu walked this road, knowing that this was his chance, as long as he hid in time, it would be difficult for Li Weiguo to find himself, and it would be convenient to escape after making a move, and he would disappear into the woods.
Li Weiguo walked unhurriedly, humming a little song in his mouth, because he walked late, he didn't meet his co-workers to chat.
Silly Zhu followed quietly, and at some point there was an extra stick in his hand.
He quickened his pace and sneered in his heart, "Li Weiguo, you finally let me wait for the opportunity!" This time, if I don't beat you to cry dad and call your mother, kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, I will have your surname! ”
As the stupid pillar approached, Li Weiguo had a physiological reaction...... He could clearly feel the warmth of his hands, and he wanted to shoot something......
He pressed his hands, it's almost fast, hold on a little longer, it's not the time yet!
At this time, Silly Zhu carried a stick, let go of his pace, and quickly rushed towards Li Weiguo.
Fifty steps!
Thirty steps!
Twenty steps!
Ten Steps!!
I'll fight!
The stupid pillar raised his stick high and fell down hard when he was three meters closer!
Then, he smashed it into the air, and the stick hit the ground, and he was so numb that he almost didn't throw it out.
"Silly Zhu, you dare to sneak up on me!!"
Hearing Li Weiguo's angry rebuke, Silly Zhu trembled with fright, and after he held the stick steadily, he regained his self-confidence.
If the sneak attack fails, I can still attack, anyway, Li Weiguo is not my opponent!
When he came back to his senses, he sneered a few times, "Li Weiguo, if you know each other, quickly kneel down and kowtow to your grandfather, maybe your grandfather and I will spare you today!" ”
Li Weiguo slowly retreated, "panicking" and said, "You, what are you going to do?" I tell you, if you dare to hit me, I will call the police and arrest you! ”
Seeing that Li Weiguo was so frightened that he was incoherent, Silly Zhu became even more proud: "Call the police?!" Who can testify to you in this wilderness?! ”
Li Weiguo's face suddenly "changed greatly", and he turned around and ran.
When Silly Zhu saw him running away, he didn't even think about it, and immediately chased after him with a stick.
He strode wildly, quickly chasing several meters behind him.
The stupid pillar saw that the timing was right, and swept it over with a stick!
Li Weiguo bent down to dodge and avoided the blow, but the stupid pillar did not brake and rushed in front of him, so Li Weiguo changed direction and ran towards the rolling mill reflexively.
Silly Pillar chased after him again.
A few minutes later, he chased Li Weiguo and saw the rolling mill in the distance, "Even if you run into the factory, I won't let you go!" ”
Li Weiguo glanced back in "panic and fear", as if his voice was trembling: "Don't come here!" ”
Silly Zhu was even more proud, thinking that this was Li Weiguo being frightened by himself, but he didn't know...... He was trembling with excitement.
Seeing that he would arrive at the gate of the rolling mill after another 200 meters, Li Weiguo finally breathed a sigh of relief, he knocked the stupid pillar unconscious near here, so he didn't have to walk so far to carry him back to the rolling mill.
That's the idea he had when he started.
But Silly Zhu thought that he wanted to run into the rolling mill to ask for help, and Silly chased him all the way.
Silly Zhu raised his stick high, "Li Weiguo!" You can't run! ”