Chapter Eighty-Three: How to Stay in Prison
"Master, master, it's not what you think!"
King Dashi shouted again and again behind Chen Ming, but Chen Ming just didn't listen and walked back.
Although Chen Ming is timid, his reason is still there, and if he has the strength to dominate the Quartet, he is willing to give it a try.
But regardless of the facts and strength, to fight for hegemony and to fight in all directions with enthusiasm, this is death!
Even if it is for the sake of becoming a god, it is better to be an ordinary person than to die on the road to becoming a god.
Even if the big stone king said smallpox, Chen Ming also made up his mind not to send him to death.
"Don't go, master!"
Suddenly, the Great Stone King shouted, and at the same time, with a wave of his two arms, the large and small stones behind him rose into the air.
The large and small stones were quickly stacked into a stone house, covering the two of them together.
Chen Ming saw that he was covered in the stone house, and the small door like a dog hole was also blocked by a stone.
I couldn't help but be furious, you are a big stone king, you still want to rebel and can't succeed.
But when he turned his head, he saw that King Dashi had a serious face, and his eyes looked outside in panic.
He put his finger to his mouth and whispered a "shhhhh
Chen Ming was stunned for a moment, and he didn't speak, and his eyes also looked out from the stone crack in the wall.
It was quiet outside, and there was a faint fog drifting dozens of meters away, and I couldn't see too far.
After a while, just when Chen Ming felt that the Great Stone King was playing tricks, he only heard the sound of heavy footsteps coming from the mist.
In a moment, a huge figure emerged from the mist, and it was a tiger with colorful fur.
The tiger is large and scary, with a height of nearly two meters and a height of four or five meters, but it has a small short tail.
The pair of snow-white fangs were a meter long, like two snow-bright long swords.
When he saw the behemoth walking straight towards the stone house, Chen Ming sat directly on the ground in fright, and his heart was pounding.
The tiger seemed to sense the movement of the stone house, and trotted a few steps to the stone house.
A fishy smell immediately penetrated through the crack in the stone, and Chen Ming was so frightened that he didn't dare to move.
All I could see was the colorful fur on the outside of the stone crevice.
The tiger circled around the stone house and did not find the entrance, so he stretched out his claws to pick up the stones.
I watched as the big claws as sharp as knives slashed against the stones, shaking the stone walls straight.
Chen Ming was about to suffocate, for fear that if he accidentally broke up the stone house, he might not be enough for this tiger to eat.
However, under the ravages of the tiger, although the stone house shook violently, it miraculously did not fall apart and persevered.
The tiger seemed to be tired of it, and stopped digging at the stone house, and stopped to look up at the fog in the distance, as if it wanted to leave.
Just when Chen Ming was secretly rejoicing, he saw the tiger outside the stone crack raise one leg, revealing a huge object, and Chen Ming's eyes widened in surprise.
The big stone king on the side muttered to himself with a sad face.
"Don't, don't, don't! ——”
The valve of sin opened, and the water cannon squirted at the stone house.
Yellow-brown urine squirted in through the cracks in the stone walls.
Chen Ming and King Dashi couldn't do anything except silently turn their bodies around and close their eyes.
I only heard the sound of rushing water, and let the warm liquid spray on my head and body.
The pungent sour smell permeated the small stone house, desperately burrowing into the fragile nostrils.
Time seemed to stand still at this point, slow and motionless.
The tiger happily let go of the water and ran happily into the mist, where there seemed to be more than one tiger.
Chen Ming and the Great Stone King remained still in a static state, not daring to move.
After a long, long time, there was no movement in the fog. The stone house suddenly cracked, and the two figures ran out as if they were fleeing.
The Great Stone King was desperately shaking his beard. Chen Ming quickly undressed.
stripped naked, but his body was still wet, so Chen Ming picked up the grass on the ground to wipe the urine on his body.
In the end, Chen Ming's body was rubbed green. The big stone king was holding his beard and drying it.
Chen Ming glanced back at the half-collapsed stone house soaked in the urine pit, and the dried fish soaked in the urine.
I felt like I didn't even want this stone house anymore.
After dealing with the body, the two walked a long way before they found a large lake and soaked ninety-nine stones in the water.
The two also rinsed in the water over and over again.
After washing, the two lay down on the edge of the lake and waited for the water to dry.
King Dashi said: "Master, today is actually not bad, at least I can still hold this tiger." ”
"If that mammoth comes, I really can't hold it, and every time it demolishes the stone house."
"Throwing rocks around like balls, that's really scary."
Chen Ming was puzzled: "There are so many beasts in this meadow? ”
"There are no wild beasts in the meadows, and the wild beasts live in the mountains, but these wild beasts on the mountains are beaten around by those ghosts."
"I often run to the grass to avoid the ghosts, so there are sometimes more beasts in the grass than in the mountains."
"O master! There is no way to hide from this meadow, there is no way to avoid it, I am a ghost, it's a big deal to get into the ghost core and not come out. ”
"There are just a few stones on the ground, and the beasts are not very interested, and they can get by for a thousand years."
"But the master can't. If you don't become a ghost sooner. The next time I encounter another beast, it won't be good. ”
"In addition, the master is an ordinary person, and his life span is short, and if he doesn't become a ghost, he won't live long after all."
"I don't want to just have a master, only to lose it again in a few decades, and continue to suffer here alone."
After listening to King Dashi's words, Chen Ming thought about it and felt that it was possible to discuss it when dealing with people.
But dealing with this beast is not even a chance to negotiate!
Chen Ming let out a sigh of relief and asked, "Are the people in the eastern part of the country fierce?" ”
"Not fierce! Not fierce at all! In addition to being stronger, his brain is very stupid. ”
"Do you have any plans?"
"The master first infiltrated their tribe on the pretext of knowing the news of their opponent, the Dala tribe. Then do something that makes them resentful, and let them throw their master into their prison. ”
"Wait, why am I going to jail?"
"Master, their haunted house went dormant tens of thousands of years ago, and it's almost like dead."
"Whoever enters such a haunted house will festered all over their bodies until they die."
"That's why the eastern tribe of the city uses the haunted house as a prison to punish the enemy."
"So what do I do to get to jail? Let's start with it, I can't do anything about killing. ”
"With the strength of the master, I am afraid that even their children will not be able to defeat them. Even if the master wants to kill someone, I'm afraid he can't kill him. But I've come up with a good way to go to jail for my master! ”
"What's the best way? Let's talk about it! ”
"The people of the Dongdong tribe have great strength and the women are lewd, as long as the master seduces the woman of the patriarch of the Dongdong tribe and makes their patriarch find out, I think with the character of the patriarch of the Dongdong tribe, you will definitely be put in prison and wait for death."
Chen Ming was really stunned, he opened his mouth wide, and said after a while: "Can't you think of a normal way?" ”
Nazhi Dashi King stroked his beard and said, "With the master's current ability, this method is the most suitable!" ”