Chapter 33: Murder for Money

"Young man has good arm strength!" After being silent for a long time, the fat man suddenly laughed, clapped his hands and said.

"Friend, thanks to you, otherwise Biaozi and I would really have to fold here today!"

The thin man on the side walked over with a smile, stretched out his hand to me and said, "Don't fight, don't know each other, my name is Sun Biao, dare to ask my friend's name?" ”

"Chen Xian." I said, sighed, and sat down on the ground.

"What's wrong Chen Xian? Didn't you decapitate all these zombies? Don't sigh, you're amazing. The fat man said with a smile, and I glanced up at him, retracting my gaze, and thinking to myself.

"What's going on? Depressed? Don't mind, my name is Zhang Xing, you can call me fat. ”

"Chen Xian, didn't I tell you, just your skills just now, if you spread it, the rivers and lakes will not explode?"

"Damn, one person and one shovel, and cut off that stiff head, you are the first person I have ever seen hanged like this!"

"Don't bother me, think about things." I said.

The two looked at each other, and Sun Biao asked, "What do you want?" ”

I glanced at him and said coldly, "I think about whether I should drag you two to be buried with Lao Tzu!" ”

"Funeral? Chen Xian, are you kidding? This flying zombie is dead, and we are no longer a threat, what do we want to bury? ”

I sneered and said, "Your threat is gone, but Lao Tzu's way of life has also been cut off by you!" ”

Hearing me say this, Sun Biao seemed to think of something, and pulled Zhang Xing aside to whisper.

After a while, Zhang Xing came to me with the human skin lantern that had fallen to the ground and asked me.

"Chen Xian, what is the matter with the life extension you are talking about? Can you tell me about it? ”

"Yes, Chen Xian, what you just said, the method of lying in a coffin to continue life, our brothers have never heard of it! And this human skin lantern, which you also use to continue your life? ”

"Yes!" I nodded.

"That's weird." Sun Biao said suspiciously.

"This human skin lantern corpse has always been a fire that only hurts people's lives, I haven't heard of anyone who uses this thing to prolong their lives."

"You know a?" I scolded with a wry smile.

Zhang Xing immediately retorted: "Eh! Don't look down on Biaozi, he is an authentic Xiangxi corpse chaser, for this coffin and corpse-related things, Men Qing, he said that he has not heard of the method, so he will specify no! ”

As soon as I heard this, I was also interested, so I asked, "Have you heard of this method of secondary burial?" ”

"Of course!" Sun Biao nodded and explained to me about the second burial.

However, the version he said is very similar to the ancient southern burial customs that my uncle told me, and it has nothing to do with the continuation of life.

"Look, don't you still don't understand?" I laughed.

Sun Biao was unhappy: "The second burial is just this kind of explanation, it has nothing to do with the continuation of life, it's not that I said, Brother Chen Xian, are you deceiving someone?" ”

"My uncle gave me the method, he has no reason to lie to me." I said.

"Then why haven't I heard of it? Who is your uncle? Did he deceive someone? ”

"Alas, I should have died a long time ago anyway, I'm in a good mood today, spare your lives, let's go quickly, it's also the last bit of merit I accumulated before I die."

My words reminded Sun Biao, he frowned, approached, arched his nose, and sniffed at me.

"Huh? No, Brother Chen Xian, why don't you have the breath of a living person at all? ”

"You're dead? That's not right, you're a drought! ”

"You're just a drought, Lao Tzu is a living dead man stepping on a horse!"

I thought to myself, I'm dying anyway, just say it, what can I do?

"The living dead? Oh, no wonder! "When they heard that I was the living dead, they didn't seem to be too surprised.

Instead, Sun Biao asked again: "However, Brother Chen Xian, if you are a living dead, then there is no need for you to continue your life, I have never heard that a corpse will continue to live." ”

"Only the living dead have to continue their lives, otherwise how can they withstand the arrest of the underworld?" I was a little annoyed by the two of them, and my voice was raised a little.

When the two of them heard what I said, they seemed even more puzzled, and Zhang Xing asked, "Brother Chen Xian, what does this living dead have to do with the yin of the underworld?" ”

"Why is it okay?" I asked rhetorically.

Zhang Xing said again: "Have you heard that the underworld catches zombies?" No, they're only responsible for detaining souls, you're a living dead, and you don't have a soul, what are they going to do with you? ”

Zhang Xing's words stopped me at once, and I was silent for a long time before I suddenly realized.

"Yes, the living dead have no soul, so why should the yin cha arrest me?"

"Yes! Brother Chen Xian, if you want me to say, you must have deceived someone! ”

"We know the living dead, people live so that they can be called a free and easy, you see, the body is stronger than the living, and there is no soul, and it is not controlled by the underworld, and the life span is still long, how long can this zombie live, how long can the living dead live."

"Maybe, the only uncomfortable point is that there is no soul, so you can't be reincarnated, and if you die, you are really dead."

I looked at the two of them excitedly and asked, "Are you sure you didn't lie to me?" ”

The two of them nodded in unison, and Sun Biao stepped forward, grabbed my shoulders and said, "Brother Chen Xian, it's not me who said, you are too outside, what do you think about our relationship?" Those who have just experienced life and death, let's call this a friend of life and death! ”

"Are we lying to you? Besides, is there any money to be made by lying to you? What are we fighting for? Isn't it just for those two jujubes? Do you think about it? ”

After the two of them resigned, I completely believed their words, but I turned my head, if they didn't lie to me, then it was Uncle Li and Uncle Shi who lied to me? It's impossible!

I looked up, looked at the two of them, and said, "Okay!" Since everyone is friends of life and death, then you can help me see what is going on. ”

Then, I told the two of them about the second burial.

After hearing this, the two said in unison: "Fake! ”

"What a second burial to continue life, what an eighteen-year-old catastrophe, it's all fart!"

Sun Biao picked up the human skin lantern on the ground again and said to me.

"Brother Chen Xian, what I said just now, this thing is used to harm people, not to give people life."

"And this land is a corpse raising land, and the black rumbling thing on the ground was a princess of the Qing Dynasty when she was alive!"

"Think about it, the princess tomb of the Qing Dynasty has a history of hundreds of years, right? The fat man and I stepped on the spot for more than a month before we decided to come down and take a look. ”

"You say, we juniors can see the feng shui pattern, your uncle is such a powerful character, will you not be able to see it?"

"Brother Chen Xian, if you want me to say, you have deceived your uncle in this matter! He's trying to kill for money! ”