The following clips will be written in the first person.

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My name is Chen Ergou, and I am a hero.

Although it is not yet, I believe that it will be in the future.

So you can call me Chen Daxia in advance, even if you are a shareholder, when I am becoming a generation of heroes, I will definitely have your good fruit to eat.

Of course, my name is not Ergou, and if you ask me what my name is, I can only tell you that I don't know.

The task that gave me a big name was originally my father's, but according to my grandfather, my father was afraid of his wife, so this task was snatched away by my mother.

Oh, by the way, both of them are captains of the Northwest Liang Army.

When I was a baby, they went to the border of Liangzhou, and wrote back halfway to say that they had struggled with several names, and finally they were about to give my name, and when they came back in triumph, they would give me a big name.

Grandpa was very happy at the time, I heard my grandfather say, my father is a big illiterate, although he can read all the words, but he can't do anything about poetry and songs, and the biggest skill in his life is to be afraid of his wife. As for my mother, compared to my father, she is an ordinary young lady from a merchant family, and I don't know what I like about my father, but she actually married him.

But thank you to my mother, if she wasn't willing to put a flower on the cow dung, she wouldn't have given birth to a man like me who was destined to become a hero.

My mother has read a lot more books than my father, and it is not too much to praise her for reading poetry and books.

Pity......

Okay, okay, all these sad things are just small problems, not a big deal!

Manly man, blood, sweat and tears!

I'll talk about some more fun!

Wait a minute......

I don't seem to have any happy things around me lately.

Originally, the day before yesterday, the one who came to my house to spend the night to recuperate, yes, it was the one surnamed Wang.

He obviously promised me that he would start teaching me swordsmanship.

Outcome...... Hehe!

See what swordsmanship he taught me?

Just teach me how to split a stake!

Can this also be considered swordsmanship?

Swordsmanship shouldn't be either that kind of elegant and agile, a set of swordsmanship is dazzling. Do you want me to make Xiaofang applaud as soon as I learn it, and then like me?

Or should it be that kind of mighty and domineering, open and close, as long as I come out, the second kid must not directly kneel on the ground and beg me to spare his life?

Hey, hey, hey......

This is a swordsmanship, you see what kind of bullshit stuff the guy surnamed Wang teaches?

Just split the stake, who wouldn't do this?

It's not that I blow it, I'll be two dogs and three years old. The guy surnamed Wang also said that this was the secret of his master's family.

It's hard not to believe he's lying to me again.

But if I am as witty as Chen Daxia, how could I be deceived by such a stinky fish and rotten shrimp surnamed Wang?

What he said must be true! There must be some kind of secret of swordsmanship hidden in this stake, but I haven't discovered it yet!

Well......

Thinking about it this way, is it possible that I learned the meaning of this stake when I was three years old, but now I am proficient enough to understand it?

The more you think about it, the more likely it is.

In this way, the guy surnamed Wang last time said that I was the only martial arts wizard in ten thousand, and he wasn't false?

He still wants to lie to me that it's fake, hehehehe, I've seen through it!

He probably doesn't want me to be complacent because of my genius status, well-mm-hmm, he's really good-hearted!

Okay, there are a lot of adults in that hero, forgive him and grandpa for the slander.

Wait a minute......

Ben Daxia still can't forgive the guy surnamed Wang.

He didn't know where he went the morning before yesterday, but as soon as he came back, he told my grandfather that the cold study was a good place, and it was just right to send this hero to study, and he would definitely be able to make a name for himself in the future.

Look at it, you see!

Look what this shameless villain is saying!

Didn't he know that it was better to let Ben Daxia study than to let Ben Daxia find a tree and kill him?

It is impossible to test for fame, and it is impossible to test for fame in this life.

It's a pity that this shameless villain is really good at talking, and constantly slandering in front of my grandfather, coaxing my grandfather to laugh, and almost couldn't help but recognize the guy surnamed Wang as his godson on the spot.

No, no, this hero will never allow such a thing to happen?

Why can this guy surnamed Wang be my uncle? Doesn't that take advantage of me?

He is not my grandfather's godson now, only when he gives me benefits I call him Uncle Wang twice, if grandpa really accepts him, wouldn't I call him Uncle Wang for nothing?

That's a big loss!

So under the wise decision-making of this hero (messing around) and profound layout (saping jokes), the grandfather finally gave up temporarily recognizing the godson surnamed Wang.

Hmph, the guy surnamed Wang is probably still hiding in a corner and crying!

It's useless to cry, with this hero, do you still want to take advantage of me without giving some benefits? No way!

What? You ask me why I can touch his head?

Hum! That's the generosity of this hero, isn't there a saying? The prime minister's belly can, can, uh, can cook porridge! That's right, it's porridge!

I'm the prime minister, the guy surnamed Wang is the porridge, I saw that he was so old and didn't get a wife, so he touched my head when he was in a bad mood, you have to replace it with someone else, you see that I, the prime minister, will be over if I don't pull this porridge out.

However, this surnamed Wang finally caught my life, although I am a generation of heroes, but it is difficult to achieve both loyalty and filial piety.

I still remember that the guy once pressed me in the mud with bare pants and said, "Your uncle is your uncle after all." ”

I deeply believe this sentence, my grandfather is my grandfather after all, I don't dare to do anything to him, it's all because of filial piety.

However, the reason why my grandfather treated his own grandson like this is probably the fault of the guy surnamed Wang.

I still remember that when my grandfather took me out this morning, the guy surnamed Wang had schadenfreude in his eyes, which was too stinky, right?

Feed! Your surname is really deliberate!

You give Ben the hero waiting! If Ben Daxia comes back alive today, he will have to use my sword (bamboo sword) to slash you fiercely.

Alas, but now it's going to be this bullshit cold study, it seems that this is the hero's Luofengpo and Wuzhangyuan.

Broken...... This teacher smiled so slyly, I'm so scared......

It seems that my life is at stake today......

Bye! My heroic dream!

Woowoo......