Chapter 259: Greasy Lin Mu (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

The song "Little Fairy" not only brought fire to Sanqian, but also made Longhu Mountain a tourist attraction that everyone yearns for!

I don't know how many people have already started to book tickets after listening to this song, ready to take the whole family to Longhu Mountain for a tour!

The Spring Festival Gala is still going on, and Lin Mu's fans are looking forward to Lin Mu's reappearance!

At about ten o'clock, the host Sabeni came up with a smile on his face and said, "Today, there is a young man who came to a nursing home as a volunteer, and he, a volunteer, is a little troublesome, because the old people in this nursing home are not easy to deal with, you don't believe it, then you see, he is here!" ”

The lights of the sub-stage were lit up, and in the warm applause of the audience, Lin Mu wore a white cardigan, a pair of bloomers underneath, and a single knife in his hand, and ran quickly to the middle of the stage!

When the audience saw Lin Mu, they naturally applauded, but Lin Mu raised his head and looked like he was squeezing his eyebrows, looking quite obscene, and the audience couldn't help laughing!

Lin Mu read in the rhyme of Peking Opera, "The moon is dark and the wind is high-"

The audience below shouted in unison, "Killing Night!" ”

The knife in Lin Mu's hand fell directly to the ground in fright, looking scared, and the corners of his mouth twitched and said, "Your taste is too heavy!" ”

Lin Mu squatted down and picked up the knife, and said as if he were homely, "Let me tell you, I am an ordinary volunteer in this nursing home behind, since there are three old artists in this nursing home, I am a professional sweeper, in order to coax them to sleep, I became an apprentice, and these three old artists, no one obeys anyone, so ah, I, a public apprentice, deserve to be like a thief!" ”

Speaking of sadness, Lin Mu picked up the knife and said with a fierce face, "Today is today, I can't bear it anymore, I want to fight with them!" ”

Saying that, Lin Mu came to a night battle in the Bafang Hidden Knife Style, and almost cut off his head!

Shrinking his neck, Lin Mu ran to the sub-stage, under the dim light, there were three beds on the stage, and there was a person standing next to each bed, with his back to the stage!

Suddenly, the light hit the first bed, and the man turned his head, and the audience below couldn't help but show a surprised expression!

"Mr. Feng Xiaozhi!"

"I'll go, isn't this Lin Mu's master?"

"Amazing, Mr. Feng is over eighty years old, and he is still so energetic, he should be strong when he is old!"

"Mr. Feng came to the platform for Lin Mu, it's interesting!"

This person is Lin Mu's master Feng Xiaozhi.

Feng Xiaozhi was wearing a white practice uniform, and he was also holding a single knife in his hand, and when he saw Lin Mu coming, he greeted him with a single knife!

Under the urging of the gong and drum guys, the two began to change their momentum!

However, Lin Mu's embarrassed appearance made the audience can't help but want to laugh!

The knife in Mr. Feng Xiaozhi's hand is called a knife, and the thing in Lin Mu's hand is like a stick, not in a proper manner!

Seeing the knife in Feng Xiaozhi's hand, a horizontal slash, Lin Mu hurriedly lowered his head, and then Feng Xiaozhi's knife was raised upward, Lin Mu hurriedly raised his head!

Feng Xiaozhi did these two actions twice in a row, and Lin Mu was like a chicken eating millet, nodding his head and looking up.

When Feng Xiaozhi put away the knife, Lin Mu still continued to make movements, and his stupid appearance made the audience can't help but die of laughter!

When have you ever seen Lin Mu so embarrassed!

Lin Mu has always given people the impression of being handsome and talented, but I didn't expect that in this show, Lin Mu didn't want his own image at all, and shaped himself into an ordinary person!

It takes a lot of courage!

Seeing Lin Mu's uncompetitive appearance, Feng Xiaozhi kicked him directly on the ass, Lin Mu rolled forward and sat on the ground with an embarrassed face, panting heavily!

Feng Xiaozhi put the knife on his neck and said angrily, "Baby, haven't you practiced again!" ”

"Master, I've practiced!"

Lin Mu cried and made a gesture of surrender!

"You've practiced at this level, you're really going to me off!"

Feng Xiaozhi has shaped a master who hates iron and does not succeed very well!

Suddenly, a "Dididi" voice came from Lin Mu's body, and Feng Xiaozhi asked suspiciously, "What is this sound?" ”

When Feng Xiaozhi spoke, he also had the charm of Peking Opera, and many audiences who liked Feng Xiaozhi couldn't help but cry!

It's been many years since I've heard Feng Xiaozhi open his voice, and although I only heard Nianbai today, it's enough!

Lin Mu lowered his head and pressed the watch in his hand, turned off the time signal, and then said to Feng Xiaozhi, "Master, please let Disciple Rong solve the personal hygiene problem first, and then come to die!" ”

Feng Xiaozhi held two knives in his hands, shook his head and said, "Then you go and go back quickly!" ”

"Gotta order!"

Feng Xiaozhi took the double knife and returned to his bedside, facing away from the audience, and the lights dimmed!

Lin Mu glanced back with a heartfelt look on his face, and said, "See, my Peking Opera master, nine deaths and one life, hey, let's be next!" ”

As he spoke, Lin Mu lifted his clothes and showed a pair of allegro on his waist!

The light on the second bed also came on, and a chubby middle-aged man turned around and walked out!

The audience with Jinmen at the scene recognized this middle-aged man at a glance as Tong Youwei, a cross talk actor from Jinmen!

When he was at the Feng family party before, Lin Mu hoped that the master could introduce an old artist who could know Allegro, and Tong Youwei happened to be present at that time, saying that he was very good at Jinmen Allegro.

For Tong Youwei, although this person owes a little, Lin Mu still appreciates it.

Especially the funny drum that he sang before, which left a very deep impression on Lin Mu!

So, Tong Youwei joined the show!

Seeing Tong Youwei walk out, Lin Mu also took out his allegro and fought very beautifully! .

Quack, chirp, crisp allegro sound, so that the audience's eyes are also bright, I didn't expect Lin Mu to play allegro!

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He is worthy of being a versatile shepherd!

After a few beatings, Lin Mu bowed down and shouted, "Master! ”

Tong Youwei also hit the allegro twice, and said with a calm face, "Come in!" ”

Ho, well, the two of them are talking in Allegro!

The two stood up, and the allegro in Tong Youwei's hand flew up and down, and the last paragraph of a tongue twister was chopped in his mouth.

"Only scrape: the stars are scattered, the pit is flattened, the ice is frozen, the loose falls, the eagle flies, the monk goes, the lights go out, the warp is chaotic, the nails are nailed, the bow turns over and does not stop, such a tongue twister!"

Tong Youwei's every word was clearly delivered to the audience's ears, and Lin Mu, who was standing on the side, couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all, so he could only open his mouth and fill up the number indiscriminately, and in the last sentence, he shouted out, "Such a tongue twister!" ”

While applauding Tong Youwei, the audience also sent bursts of boos to Lin Mu!

Tong Youwei looked at Lin Mu with a shocked expression, "Baby, you only sing the last sentence!" ”

"Dididi!" Lin Mu's watch rang again!

"What's the move?"

Tong Youwei has a strong Jinmen accent, which makes people feel very cordial!

Lin Mu hurriedly stopped the sound of the time, and then his eyes rolled, and the allegro in his hand hit gently!

"Master, Master, listen to me, I'm going to go to the toilet!"

When Tong Youwei heard this, the allegro in his hand also fought, and said in his mouth,

"You lazy donkey grinds and urines a lot, sooner or later you will be angry with me!"

Lin Mu nodded, and finally said, "Angry-dead-you!" ”

Tong Youwei's eyes widened, and he kicked Lin Mu's ass and drove him out directly!

Lin Mu, who was kicked out, patted his pants and said with a smile, "Don't say it, my Allegro Master's leg today is even higher than yesterday!" ”

"Next!"

Lin Mu suddenly froze in place, with a "shy" expression on his face, and said, "This next, I have to be transgendered!" ”

The light illuminated the last bed, and a slender figure wearing a cheongsam turned around, although she had silver hair, but it could be seen that this old lady was definitely a peerless beauty when she was young!

Many people have already recognized this person, it is Lin Mu's sister, Mr. Feng Xiaozhi's wife, Ms. Chu Lianxiang!

Chu Lianxiang sat on the bed, looking so dignified and generous, with his hands crossed on his thighs!

Lin Mu ran in quickly, and directly called a thousand, and asked An Dao, "Hey, Master, are you meditating?" ”

Chu Lianxiang raised his hand slightly, and spit out a word generously, "Sit!" ”

Lin Mu hurriedly got up, and sat on the chair next to him!

Chu Lianxiang glanced at him fiercely from the corner of his eyes, and said angrily, "How are you sitting!" ”

Lin Mu hurriedly learned from Chu Lianxiang, his legs were together, and the expression on his face was not to mention how charming!

The audience was immediately amused by Lin Mu's expression!

Don't say it, when Lin Mu played the role of Dan before, he was very elegant, but today's expression makes people feel too greasy!

This can't help but make many viewers admire Lin Mu very much!

"Wow, Lord Mu is really pretending to be a dragon like a dragon, pretending to be a tiger like a tiger!"

"How much I liked Lord Mu's women's clothes before, how greasy I feel today!"

"How did Lord Mu do this, he played this character too vividly!"

"It's not easy to act, but I think it's even more difficult to operate in reverse!"

"Lin Mu's expression is really oily to me, it's too greasy!"

When the viewers on the Internet saw Lin Mu's contrived movements and expressions, they suddenly felt their scalps tingle!

The audience at the scene also used their warm applause to give Lin Mu this out-of-body acting skill just now!

Chu Lianxiang whispered softly, "Drink tea and eat snacks!" ”

Lin Mu hurriedly picked up the teacup next to him, he practiced with those two masters just now, but he was thirsty, and he was going to drink it all when he picked up the teacup!

Chu Lianxiang raised his eyebrows, and his voice raised an octave.

"How did you drink it?"

Frightened, Li Mu hurriedly slowed down his movements, and the expression on his face became charming again!

Although it was the second time, many of the audience at the scene still felt trembling!

Lin Mu's expression is really too good!

As soon as Lin Mu took a sip of tea, Chu Lianxiang opened his mouth and slapped it with his mouth,

"Winter Reagan Reagan Throat Winter-"

Lin Mu squirted out a mouthful of tea directly, and this tea is not reassuring!

I saw that the water sprayed out by Lin Mu formed a mist in the air, and the audience who watched it also laughed!

Chu Lianxiang slapped unmoved, glaring at Lin Mu fiercely with his eyes!

Lin Mu didn't dare to slack off, he quickly picked up a drum basket from the side, took two steps forward, and sang,

"Uglyβ€”"

These two words, the words are correct and round, and Chu Lianxiang is very satisfied with it!

"Yin Chuβ€”"

However, with the latter two words, Lin Mu's throat was like stuffing a pair of socks, and he didn't know where to go!

"Stop!"

Chu Lianxiang felt that his ears were about to fall off!

How can this voice appear in this world!

Chu Lianxiang covered his chest with his hand, pointed at Lin Mu with the other hand, and made a long voice from his throat.

"Hmm-"

Lin Mu looked around a little dazedly and asked, "Hey, is the water in someone's house boiling?" ”

In a word, the audience at the scene all broke their defenses!

What the hell is the water boiling!

But I have to say that Chu Lianxiang's movement is really similar to the sound of water boiling!

Lin Mu looked back, hurriedly walked over, pressed Chu Lianxiang's hand down, knelt in front of the other party, hammered Chu Lianxiang's thigh with his hand, and accompanied the smiling face!

Chu Lianxiang said with a sad face, "I don't know how the drum music came about, but why not, I already have a hunch!" ”

Chu Lianxiang's words made the audience laugh!

"Dididi!"

Lin Mu's watch rang again at a regular timer!

Lin Mu hurriedly got up, and while running out in stride, he said, "Master, I'll get you medicine!" ”

Seeing Lin Mu's running action, Chu Lianxiang shouted angrily, "How did you run!" ”

Lin Mu hurriedly learned from the appearance of a woman, and ran up in small steps!

The audience looked like they were all blind.

If I didn't know that Lin Mu acted so well when he played Tsing Yi before, I thought he really wouldn't be able to play a woman!

Next, there was a conversation between the volunteer played by Lin Mu and the dean, and the dean asked Lin Mu to adjust the table in a hurry, not to let the old people have a concept of time!

Lin Mu wanted to say something, but was interrupted by the dean and asked him to do it!

Lin Mu also looked like a broken jar, and returned to the master of Peking Opera again!

Feng Xiaozhi, who had been waiting for a long time, saw Lin Mu coming over, and walked over with two knives!

Lin Mu took the single knife, followed Feng Xiaozhi's movements, and came to a head-wrapping and brain-wrapping, night battle in the Eight Directions Hidden Knife Style!

Feng Xiaozhi's movements were both domineering and chic, and looking at Lin Mu again, it seemed that he hadn't come out of Chu Lianxiang yet, he looked like a woman, and Feng Xiaozhi was very annoyed when he saw it!

"Lin Mu, what you taught you is "Farewell My Concubine", not an overlord, don't mind!"

Feng Xiaozhi also made a shy look of "a woman meets a hooligan", which caused the audience to laugh!

Farewell concubine, overlord, don't mind!

This kind of homophonic stalk is quite interesting!

Feng Xiaozhi looked bitter and said, "Xiao Mu, you have to learn hard with me, if you don't learn, this thing will be over!" ”

Seeing Lin Mu's virtue of not being able to support the wall with mud, Feng Xiaozhi was so angry that he couldn't help shaking his head, and finally put a single knife to his neck, and said, "If you don't learn, I'll die to show you!" ”

Lin Mu was also accustomed to this kind of coercion from the other party, and said suddenly, "Do you have to have someone watching you when you die!" ”

Feng Xiaozhi nodded and said, "Yes! ”

"Okay, then you wait for me, if I don't come back, you can't die!"

As he spoke, Lin Mu put his single knife on Feng Xiaozhi's neck, let Feng Xiaozhi take it, turn his head and leave!

Feng Xiaozhi snorted coldly and said, "Okay, I'll die!" ”

At this point in the show, the audience has already seen a little bit of the show!

Many viewers have already thought about it in their eyes!

Sure enough, Lin Mu's show is not so simple to make you laugh, there are still more or less things worth thinking about in it!

And Feng Xiaozhi's words just now made many Peking Opera actors quite moved!

The current Peking Opera industry seems to be pretty good on the surface, but this is all false prosperity, only a few Peking Opera masters can afford the box office, and most of the Peking Opera troupes still rely on state subsidies and ticket sales, and they can't support themselves at all!

This has also led to a large loss of Peking Opera talents, after all, who wants to stay in the Peking Opera Company if they can't eat enough!

It's like a vicious circle!

Nowadays, there are fewer and fewer young people who learn Peking Opera, and after graduation, they can still stay in the Peking Opera industry.

Just like Feng Xiaozhi said, if you don't learn it, this thing will be over!

This sentence is definitely not alarmist!