Beizhan Theater!

Since about five o'clock in the afternoon, there have been audiences waiting outside!

In the crowd, there were some guys in yellow clothes and bull head masks sneaking in to sell their deposit tickets to people who didn't seem to have bought tickets!

In the cross talk world, Guo Degang's Deyun Club is a dominant existence, and to put it mildly, almost all of the cross talk commercial performances in China have been rounded up by Deyun Club!

Any commercial performance of Deyun Club is in short supply.

Therefore, every time Deyun Club performs, these people wearing yellow clothes and bull head masks will follow them.

At that time, Guo Degang was still relatively young, and his blood was strong, thinking that these guys were sucking his own blood, and most importantly, these guys were insatiable and fried the ticket price of Deyun Club outrageously!

Back then, a front-row ticket for an ordinary small theater was originally only a few hundred yuan, but these guys actually increased the price to more than 6,000 yuan, which is simply black-hearted!

So, Guo Degang was very angry and decided to fight these ticket sellers to the end!

Guo Degang launched a face ticket checking system, and as a result, the attendance rate of many small theaters in Deyun Club dropped sharply that day, and those audiences who bought high-priced tickets were not allowed to enter!

In this way, after a few times, the audience also knew that buying high-priced tickets was a waste of money, so they didn't buy it!

However, most of the tickets are controlled by these ticket sellers, which is a very painful thing for the audience who want to listen to Deyun Club!

Of course, those ticket sellers were even more painful, and as a result, after they failed to negotiate with Guo Degang, they actually made a mad move!

As a result, before a performance of Deyun Club, the ticket sellers were outside Deyun Club with great fanfare, and a fire burned all hundreds of tickets!

And Guo Degang was not frightened by them, because if you do this, it is still your money that is burned, because the ticket sellers are not united internally, and everyone sells tickets for Deyun Club to make money, not to be angry!

Therefore, at Guo Degang's insistence, the ticket sellers finally compromised!

Guo Degang also knows that it is impossible for him to eliminate the ticket sellers, even if this wave of ticket sellers is defeated, there will naturally be the next wave of ticket sellers to continue, unless his own Deyun Club stops!

Nowadays, there are still ticket sellers outside Deyun Club, but the price increase for each ticket is only 300 yuan at most, which is still acceptable to ordinary people, so Guo Degang will turn a blind eye!

Of course, Guo Degang has tried his best to give everyone who likes to listen to cross talk the opportunity to buy tickets at a normal price, but the road is one foot high, and the ability of the ticket seller is still unguardable!

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At six o'clock, the doors of the Beizhan Theater opened, and the audience rushed in.

And the backstage of the Beizhan Theater has already exploded!

Because, the other protagonist, Teacher Yu Qianyu, has not yet arrived!

Guo Degang's face was ugly, although he talked and laughed with Lin Mu, Lin Mu could feel the suppressed anger in Guo Degang's heart!

"Master, Xiao Meng said that he had already picked up Teacher Yu, but ......"

Zhu Yunfeng walked over and cautiously said to Guo Degang, and in the last sentence, he also wanted to say something!

Guo Degang heard that Yu Qian had already gotten into the car, and he was immediately relieved, frowning and asking, "But what, won't you finish it in one breath!" ”

Zhu Yunfeng grew up with Guo Degang since he was a child, and he was already in awe of Guo Degang and his father. ”

Hearing this, Guo Degang took a deep breath, and a trace of irritability flashed in his eyes!

Drink!

This is the one thing Guo Degang is most worried about Qian!

Guo Degang often ridiculed Yu Qian on the stage, saying that Mr. Yu had three hobbies in his life, and the audience below would shout loudly together, smoking, drinking, and burning his head!

This stalk was used on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala back then, and now the whole Chinese people basically know it!

And Guo Degang has also persuaded Yu Qian to drink less alcohol more than once, drinking and making mistakes is one thing, the damage of alcohol to people's brains still exists, especially for their cross talk actors, alcohol will slow down their reactions!

However, Yu Qian is a fun-loving person, although cross talk is also his job, but for him, drinking with friends is also a top priority!

At about ten o'clock this morning, a group of friends from other places called Yu Qian out, and a group of people arrived at the hotel, started drinking from noon, and drank until the afternoon at once!

Originally, Yu Qian knew that there would be a performance in the North Exhibition tonight, so he controlled his alcohol consumption at the beginning!

As a result, after drinking and getting excited, Yu Qian couldn't hold it back!

Meng Hetang is Guo Degang's apprentice, Yu Qian's godson, and Yu Qian's driver.

Today, Meng Hetang followed Yu Qian, watching Yu Qian drink more and more, on this occasion, he is a junior, and it is not easy to step forward to dissuade him, so he can only call Guo Degang!

Guo Degang rushed to the Beizhan Theater in advance in order to find Lin Mu today, generally speaking, for the performance at half past seven in the evening, because there was a cross talk in front of him, Guo Degang and Yu Qian would not arrive so early!

However, no matter how late it is, before half past six, it will definitely arrive!

As a result, Guo Degang received a call from Meng Hetang and learned that Yu Qian was still drinking!

Guo Degang held back the anger in his heart and asked Meng Hetang to hand over the phone to Yu Qian!

On the phone, Guo Degang calmly told Yu Qian that there was a performance in the evening and it was about to start!

Yu Qian came to his senses at this time, sued these friends, and quickly asked Meng Hetang to drive him to the Beizhan Theater!

When Zhu Yunfeng and his partner came on stage to open, Yu Qian finally arrived at the Beizhan Theater!

However, when Yu Qian got out of the car, he was already unconscious!

A group of people carried Yu Qian in, and seeing this scene, Guo Degang felt a little dizzy in front of him!

Yu Qian's state, let alone performing on stage, is already unfavorable even speaking!

Guo Degang arranged for the apprentices who were not on the stage today to hurry up and sober up Yu Qian!

Seeing Guo Degang sitting there with his eyes closed, Lin Mu could only smile bitterly and shake his head!

"Hey, Boss Lin, let you see the joke, there's no way, I can only go up by myself today, you see this is making trouble!"

Guo Degang looked at Lin Mu apologetically, originally he planned to let Lin Mu return to the stage with him and Yu Qian, meet with everyone, perform a show, and even the three of them can sing a play!

Who knew that the plan was not as good as the change, Yu Qian's drunkenness this time made Guo Degang a little undecided!

Although it is not a big deal to change the show temporarily, when Guo Degang returned to Jinmen Province for the first time to perform, he encountered an even more embarrassing situation than now!

At that time, Guo Degang rushed to Jinmen in advance to prepare for his first provincial performance!

For convenience, the other actors all drove directly from the capital, after all, the distance between Beijing and Tianjin is very close, and driving is the most aspect!

Who knows, on that day, it was foggy, the highway was closed, and everyone couldn't get there on time!

However, tickets for the theater have already been sold, and the time for the show is getting closer!

As a result, Guo Degang had no choice but to find Gao Xiaofeng, who had not joined Deyun Club at that time, to save the scene!

The young Gao Xiaofeng blindly praised Guo Degang's "Dream of the Western Expedition", which has also become a permanent memory for fans of Deyun Club!

And today, Guo Degang has encountered this situation again, but now his status in the rivers and lakes has long been different from what it used to be, even if he goes out to talk about stand-up comedy, I believe the audience will not pick on it, maybe they will like it more!

However, this kind of unplanned thing made Guo Degang's heart very unhappy!

"Teacher Guo, if you don't mind, I'll give you a give!"

Lin Mu's words made Guo Degang raise his head in surprise, and looked at Lin Mu with some astonishment!

Originally, Guo Degang thought that Lin Mu was relieving himself, but he didn't expect Lin Mu's eyes to be so sincere, it didn't feel like a joke!

"Boss Lin, you're not kidding me!"

Guo Degang's face also became serious!

After all, this is a commercial performance, not a performance of his own small theater, if it is a small theater, it is no problem to let Lin Mu go up and say a paragraph by himself, after all, it is his own people!

The commercial performance is different, the audience below is all coming for themselves, although Lin Mu's popularity is higher than his own, but it is not a simple matter to say cross talk.

Many actors who can speak well, if they are asked to say a cross talk, nine times out of ten they will end up very miserable!

If Lin Mu doesn't say it well and causes dissatisfaction among the audience below, this matter will not end well!

Lin Mu smiled slightly and said, "Don't worry, I'm also a hardcore steel wire, absolutely no problem!" ”

Seeing Lin Mu say this, Guo Degang also let go, and said, "Okay, then let's not change the show, go directly to "Fenhe Bay", you know the words, let's hurry up now!" ”

Guo Degang and Lin Mu were talking in the background, and Zhu Yunfeng and Cao Heyang on the stage had already finished talking about the main life, but there was the host Hou Zhen standing at the door of the stage, and he whispered to him, "Queen!" ”

Two words, Zhu Yunfeng knew that Master and Uncle Yu were not ready yet, so they could only continue to talk on the stage!

However, the two of them didn't prepare such a thing, so they could only let go and say casually!

can only say that the audience below today is really giving face, and the paragraph that was supposed to end in twenty minutes was forced to be said for an hour!

Many viewers below have already seen that some of them are tired, because the opening show is a cutscene, in order to let the audience enter the rhythm of the performance, it is generally not very long, more than ten minutes, twenty minutes is about the same!

Finally, when Zhu Yunfeng was racking his brains to think about what to say next, he heard Hou Zhen who came to the door say, "Horse front!" ”

Zhu Yunfeng and Cao Heyang were like amnesty, they didn't know what they said, and then laughed, bowed and stepped down!

The two of them went behind the curtain, their legs were weak, and they sat directly on the ground!

Guo Degang was tying the last button on Lin Mu's coat, and he couldn't bear to see these two apprentices who seemed to have just come down from the execution ground!

However, Guo Degang kept a straight face and said in a deep voice, "Stand up for me, what do you look like!" ”

Guo Degang's words made the two of them quickly stand up with a grunt, standing aside in a daze, peeking at it, both of them were stunned!

What about Uncle Yu Qian?

Why did Master's side change to Lin Mu!

I'll go, Master, what are you going to do!

Before the two of them could figure it out, Hou Zhen's voice rang out!

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Fenhe Bay", the performer, Guo Degang, and him!"

Hearing that Guo Degang was about to appear, the audience was clamoring, of course, some people also heard the words "and him" in the back, what does this mean, shouldn't it be, "Guo Degang Yu Qian"?

And the next moment, the scene erupted in earth-shattering exclamations and applause!

Because, the first person to come out of the door turned out to be Lin Mu in a black coat!

If you want to be fine!

Lin Mu, who is dressed in white on weekdays, wears this black coat, and looks even more heroic!

Guo Degang, who followed behind, heard this kind of applause and cheers from the mountains and tsunamis, and he was also secretly amazed in his heart!

This is still his home field, and he was conquered by Lin Mu in such an appearance!

Sure enough, he is worthy of being the boss of the "Yizan Club"!

Lin Mu stood in the table in a proper manner, looking at Guo Degang with a smile!

Behind the curtains on both sides, there were all people standing, all of whom were actors and staff of Deyun Club, and they were also very curious about what Lin Mu's cross talk level was!

"Thank you all for giving me a round of applause!"

Guo Degang hasn't spoken yet, Lin Mu is anti-guest, and he said what Guo Degang often said!

The effect of this sentence is really good, and the scene immediately exploded!

Guo Degang also looked at Lin Mu with surprised eyes, because Lin Mu's words can be said to be just right, whether it is the context or the timing, it is very perfect!

"Ho, I can see it, there are a lot of fans of Mu Wangye here today, I hope Lin Mu's hand will be raised, and I will see how many people there are!"

Almost everyone below raised their hands, which made Lin Mu laugh and thank everyone!

"If I knew you were coming, my tickets would have been a little more expensive today!"

Guo Degang said with a regretful face!

"You still think the tickets are cheap, I heard that the tickets of Deyun Club have been sold at sky-high prices, and they can't be bought!"

Hearing this, the audience below all made a "huh" sound to express their agreement!

Guo Degang said with a wry smile, "I can't help this, I'm waiting for the Beijing Railway Station now to see if they have any good ways to rectify it!" ”

"That's going to be the Year of the Monkey!"

Guo Degang felt very surprised, because Lin Mu didn't have the slightest sense of jerkiness from beginners, as soon as his words fell, Lin Mu was able to catch it steadily, this kind of ability made Guo Degang secretly applaud in his heart!

Everyone on both sides of the curtain is also secretly picking big fingers in their hearts, and they really deserve to be the prince of Mu, and even the cross talk is so stable, it's amazing!

"Why did Lin Mu come to us today, it's because I want to train him!"

Guo Degang looked like a hanger, straddled the table with one leg, causing the audience below to burst into laughter!

Lin Mu also pushed Guo Degang down, and asked with a puzzled expression, "Train me, how do you train me?" ”

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Guo Degang said seriously, "Everyone knows that Lin Mu, a famous Peking Opera performance artist, ......"

Without waiting for Guo Degang to continue, Lin Mu directly reached out and covered his mouth, saying, "Don't talk nonsense, I don't dare to be an artist, don't hurt me!" ”

Guo Degang snorted twice with a disgusted look on his face and said, "Your hands are so salty!" ”

Lin Mu glanced at his hands and said with some embarrassment, "Oops, I forgot to wash my hands when I went to the toilet just now, I'm sorry!" ”

With a bang, the audience below was all amused, and looking at Guo Degang's rare loss, they also laughed!