Lin Mu's Allegro of the identity of the West Pi attracted thunderous applause and cheers from the audience.

Sun Mei also turned her back to the audience, slowly turned around, and when she heard that this was really her husband, she finally couldn't help wiping away a handful of tears.

Sun Mei got up from the chair, leaned back in the chair, and sang,

"I'm so happy to hear that—"

"Sure enough, my husband turned back—"

While singing, Sun Mei turned the chair around, moved to the table at the back by the way, and formed a figure eight with another chair.

"Hurriedly open the door to recognize—"

Sun Mei walked out of the cold kiln, and the two met!

"Xue Lang, you're back!"

"It's back!"

The two walked into the cold kiln and sat down!

On the stage of Peking Opera, a line is drawn from the center of the stage, with the "small side" on the upper door and the "big side" on the lower door.

On the stage, you can tell the identity of the two people from their standing and seats!

Two husband and wife, the husband sits on the big side and the wife sits on the small side!

Two brothers, the elder brother sits on the big side, and the younger brother sits on the small side!

Among the officials, the big ones sit on the big side, and the small ones sit on the small side!

Of course, there are exceptions, that is, between the guest and the host, the host sits on the small side, and the guest sits on the big side, even if the identity of the guest is like the host, he also has to sit on the big side!

Xue Rengui sat on the big side, and Liu Yingchun sat on the small side!

Seeing that her husband was really back and still sitting beside her, Liu Yingchun couldn't help but sing the last sentence of Xipi rocking board.

"It's like dead wood and spring—"

Eighteen years of waiting, a young woman has been boiled into a young woman who is hard to guard the cold kiln, without the moisture of her husband, Liu Yingchun feels like a dead wood, day after day, year after year of waiting, the hope in her heart is also disappearing little by little!

Now, Xue Rengui is really back again, and all of a sudden, her heart, which is about to dry up, is beating again!

It's really like dead wood and spring!

Many of the lyrics in Peking Opera are very gripping, and this lyric simply describes Liu Yingchun's experience in the first half of his life!

"Xue Lang, how are you?"

"I'm good, Liu, how are you?"

"I'm good, I haven't seen you for a few years, you're old, I don't know you anymore!"

"Ah, I haven't seen you for a few years, your face is not as good as before!"

The two of them chatted awkwardly for a few words, all nonsense, and Xue Rengui's words, put now, are even more representative of low emotional intelligence!

"This is exactly what it is: the war general, Bian Ting, elder-"

"Pretty in Pink has a white head—"

The two of them said a lot of bitterness!

The two sat there, not like a husband and wife who had reunited after a long absence, but like passers-by who had never known each other, and that embarrassment made even the audience feel uncomfortable for them.

However, this is not difficult to understand, although it is said that the two reunited after a long absence, it stands to reason that they should cry with joy, hug their heads and cry, and tell their hearts.

However, I haven't seen each other for eighteen years, the two of them are already old and can't recognize each other, even if they are loving couples, they haven't seen each other for eighteen years, they are already like passers-by, and they can sit together, just because the two still have such a relationship!

"Ah, Xue Lang, when you were leaving, you said a few words, do you remember?"

Every time Liu Yingchun provokes the topic, Xue Rengui is a straight man, and he doesn't know how to break the embarrassing atmosphere!

"Oh, what words, I forgot it!"

Lin Mu's words made everyone in the audience nod secretly!

The women are secretly thinking in their hearts, men are really the same dogs, what they have said, they forget it in a blink of an eye, hum, scumbag!

The men also secretly thought in their hearts, women are really hypocritical, they have been eighteen years, what I said, how can I remember!

There are even some couples and couples who come together, and the woman's hand is on the man's lap, and the man pretends to be quiet, but it hurts!

That's what Xue Rengui said, not what I said, what are you pinching me for!

Hmph, they're all scumbags, phew!

"You said, this time I went to join the army, if I am an official, come back to see me, if I don't become an official, I won't come back, I come back today, I must be an official, but I don't know what kind of official I am doing?"

Liu Yingchun, played by Sun Mei, was not exempt from vulgarity at this time, and leaned closer in a happy mood and asked!

At this time, Xue Rengui began to make mistakes again!

I saw him say with a regretful face,

"Hey, don't mention it again, it's okay to go three days early, or three days late!"

"Hey, it's not too late, it's just a coincidence!"

"Hey, it's a coincidence that I'm back as a horse-headed soldier!"

Liu Yingchun, as the daughter of a foreigner, naturally knew nothing about the affairs in the army, and asked innocently,

"There are a lot of horse-headed troops?"

Xue Rengui had a smug expression, patted his stomach, and said,

"This horse-headed army, it's very big!"

When Liu Yingchun heard this, he was naturally happy in his heart, and asked again,

"Then how many products is this horse-headed army?"

Although he doesn't know what Matoujun is, Liu Yingchun still knows about the grade!

"Ah, slow down, let me do the math!"

I saw Lin Mu pretending to be a gesture, stretching out his hand, and calculating!

"This horse-headed army, hey, there are seventy or eighty products!"

The audience below was amused by Lin Mu's actions and words, and Liu Yingchun's performance next was even more ridiculous!

As soon as he heard about the seventy or eighty products, Liu Yingchun immediately stood up happily, wiped the remaining tears from the corners of his eyes with his hand, and said excitedly,

"Oh, wonderful, wonderful, my son-in-law won't be an official if he doesn't become an official, and if he becomes an official today, it's seventy or eighty years!"

Liu Yingchun's performance instantly reminded people of a classic image!

Monkey king!

When Sun Wukong was recruited to the sky to be Bi Ma Wen, he thought that this was a great official, so he went to take office happily!

Who knew that this Bi Ma Wen was a petty official who was not in the stream, and the Matou Army that Xue Rengui said was not much bigger.

After Sun Wukong learned what kind of official he was Bi Ma Wen, he became angry, defeated the Heavenly Palace, and went back to be his Monkey King!

This is the similarity between Sun Wukong and Liu Yingchun, that is, there is no knowledge!

There are many Peking Opera actors or senior opera fans who feel that the plots of "Wujia Po" and "Fenhe Bay" are similar, so when performing Wang Baochuan and Liu Yingchun, they used the same way, and even when they performed, there was no difference between the two!

Actually, this is a big mistake.

Although the plots of these two dramas are similar, the only thing that is the same is Xue Pinggui and Xue Rengui, the last one is the king of Xiliang and the other is the king of Pingliao, and the identity can be said to be up and down.

However, Wang Baochuan and Liu Yingchun are very different!

Wang Baochuan is the daughter of the prime minister, she is well-informed, and when she performs, she must be very stable and not smile much, even if it is a hand, she will not show it too much.

But Liu Yingchun's identity is the daughter of an outsider, although she is Tsing Yi, she can have a little bit of Hua Dan's kind of delicateness.

In general, playing Wang Baochuan has to be closed, which is the acting method of Zheng'er Bajing Tsing Yi Zhengdan.

And Liu Yingchun can be put a little bit, but the scale here still has to be very good, otherwise, it will really become a Hua Dan play, and it will be a joke!

Sun Mei's performance is very in place, at the beginning the two of them met very steadily, at this time, after seeing her husband, she was in a happy mood, her movements became more, and her speech was not so dignified, especially after learning that her husband was a "big official", she stood up happily, and anyone could see her joy!

And when Lin Mu saw Sun Mei's performance as a little daughter, and when the other party really thought that Ma Toujun was a big official, he couldn't help but hide his face and laugh!

After Liu Yingchun sat down, he asked impatiently,

"Ah Xue Lang, but I don't know what you're all about?"

Xue Rengui finally said with a smile,

"It's better to watch the horses with others!"

Hearing this, Liu Yingchun was as if Sun Wukong heard that he was the one who released the horse for the heavenly court, and he was immediately burned!

But Liu Yingchun doesn't have the ability of Sun Wukong, she can make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, she just feels a burst of sadness!

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I have been waiting for Xue Rengui for eighteen years, but I didn't expect that after he came back, he would still be a petty official watching horses, which is really not worth it!

It's the same as when you watch the children at home, your husband goes out to work for a year, and when he comes back, he throws a hundred dollars in front of you and says this is the money I made this year!

If you change any woman, you won't be able to live this day!

I saw Sun Mei carrying her chair, walked outside the kiln, and said with a sad face,

"Or watching horses with people? Good, open-minded, ambitious. I'm in Hanyao, eighteen years, waiting for you to come back as an official, but I didn't expect that you still watch the horses with others, and my Liu Yingchun is so miserable——"

Liu Yingchun sat outside the kiln crying, which made Xue Rengui a little dissatisfied and got up and said,

"I'm not coming back, you want me to come back, I'm coming back now, are you crying like this, I'll stay at home for three or two days, and I still have to go out!"

Saying that, Xue Rengui also carried a chair to the outside of the kiln, and sat on both sides of the kiln door with Liu Yingchun, just like two stone lions!

With the beat of the drum, the two couldn't help but glance at each other, and then found that the other party was looking at themselves, and immediately withdrew their gaze!

At this scene, the audience laughed!

It's really cute to flirt on stage!

Liu Yingchun adjusted his mood, rolled his eyes, and asked pretending not to know,

"Ah Xue Lang, I don't know where my in-laws will be buried after they die?"

"Oh, buried on Longtou Mountain!"

"In my opinion, it's not called Longtou Mountain!"

"It's not called Longtou Mountain, what kind of mountain is it?"

"It's called Matou Mountain!"

"Hey, how do you call it Matou Mountain!"

"Look at you, when you are at home, you are watching horses with people, and when you come back today, you are still watching horses with people, isn't it Matou Mountain, this is also the feng shui of your cemetery!"

Liu Yingchun is really not easy to mess with, this rhetoric is sharp, and Xue Rengui is embarrassed!

The audience below was also amused to laugh, especially those lesbians, who felt a bad breath!

After Xue Rengui was robbed, he was not to be outdone!

"Ah Liu, let me ask you, where is my father-in-law and mother-in-law buried after they die?"

"After my father and mother died, they were buried on Phoenix Mountain!"

Xue Rengui squeezed his eyes at the audience and said,

"Oh, when you get to their house, it's Phoenix Mountain!"

Xue Rengui coughed lightly and said,

"Hehe, in my opinion, it's not Phoenix Mountain!"

"What kind of mountain is that?"

"Change the name to Poor Mountain!"

"What is a poor mountain?"

"You think, when I was at home, you lived in this broken kiln, I went out for 18 years, and now I come back, you still live in this broken kiln, this is also your parents gave birth to your hard-working daughter, hehe, this is also the feng shui in your family cemetery!"

These words caused a lot of boos in the audience, even if your lord Mu said such a thing, it would not work!

Indeed, this sentence is too unhuman!

You don't want to think about it, why people still live in this broken kiln for 18 years, isn't it because you, the head of the family, are not at home, and there is no income at home, so you can only live here!

It's good that you don't reflect on yourself, but say that other people's feng shui is not good, and you are really a big scumbag!

By now, this kind of person would have been killed a long time ago!

It's so infuriating!

If Xue Rengui on the stage wasn't performed by Lin Mu, it is estimated that someone would want to go up and beat him up now!

Look at his villainous appearance, it's so infuriating!

Hearing Xue Rengui's words that were not human words, Liu Yingchun's pungent energy came up again, stood directly in front of Xue Rengui with his waist in his hand, and asked,

"Xue Lang, let me ask you, I have lived in this cold kiln for eighteen years, but which one is it for?"

"Which one are you for?"

"I'm for you—"

Xue Rengui also said with a serious face,

"Liu, let me ask you, which one am I watching horses with people outside?"

"Which one are you for?"

"I'm here for you, a miserable man—"

After saying this, Liu Yingchun was so angry that he had a chest tightness and a headache, and he collapsed on the chair with a wail!

This time it scared Xue Rengui a lot, and he made a big joke!

Xue Rengui hurriedly stepped forward, supported Liu Yingchun, and said,

"Liu, don't cry, I brought you back with a baby!"

Liu Yingchun didn't look at him, and said in a weak voice,

"Oh, what good treasure can you have, it's nothing more than a horse brush, a horse chew, a horse ring, a horse whip, ......"

The audience in the audience was amused by these words again, too, you are a horse-headed army, in addition to these, what other treasures can there be!

Xue Rengui couldn't laugh or cry, so he took out a treasure seal from his waist and handed it over with a proud face!

"You see!"

Liu Yingchun got up and took the treasure seal, looked at it, and said with a disappointed face,

"Oh, I thought it was a good thing, it turned out to be a piece of raw brass, I can't eat it, I can't use it, I dropped it!"

Saying that, Liu Yingchun raised his hand and was about to fall, but Xue Rengui hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, and carefully snatched the treasure seal from her hand!

Here you can see the gap between Wang Baochuan and Liu Yingchun!

also saw the treasure seal, Wang Baochuan saw Xue Pinggui's treasure seal, and immediately recognized it, and hurriedly kneeled in front of Xue Pinggui to ask for the seal!

And Liu Yingchun couldn't recognize the baby when he saw it, and he actually regarded the treasure seal of the King of Pingliao as a piece of raw brass, which can be said to be very ridiculous!

"I'll tell you the truth, for my husband, I will protect the Tang King, cross the sea to conquer the east, earn this hard work, and officially seal the King of Pingliao, this is the tiger head gold seal of the King of Pingliao, raw brass? How many pieces of raw brass do you have in your house? ”

Xue Rengui said as he approached Liu Yingchun!

Liu Yingchun was also said to be ashamed, so he could only hide his face and retreat.

Xue Rengui looked proud, Liu Yingchun was also excited, although the two were bickering before, but now that they learned that her husband had become a big official, everything before disappeared, and only the joy in her heart remained!

Liu Yingchun asked for the golden seal from Xue Rengui's hand again, looked at it carefully, and when he heard that it was a golden seal, Liu Yingchun's eyes rolled, and he said with a smile,

"Xue Lang, you and I have this piece of gold, go to the market to exchange some silver money and buy some firewood and rice, enough for you and my husband and wife to eat for half a lifetime!"

Listen, what a thing that only an uninformed person can say.

Wang Baochuan and Liu Yingchun are people from two worlds, so when performing, they must not be the same!

The two returned to the kiln, Xue Rengui wanted to eat and drink, Liu Yingchun had no choice but to send food and drink, drinking boiled water and eating fish soup.

Xue Rengui has been away for many years, how can he eat these things, directly splash boiled water on the ground, and throw out the fishy and unpleasant fish soup!

Xue Rengui felt tired and ready to go to bed, Liu Yingchun said that the front kiln was not clean, and she was going to clean up the back kiln and let Xue Rengui live!

"Husband and wife are eighteen springs apart—"

"The slave suffers in the cold kiln—"

"Wait for today, wait for tomorrow—"

"Wait until you come back to be a lady-"

Sun Mei sang this Xipi rocker with emotion, fully showing Liu Yingchun's happy mood at this time!

After Sun Mei got off the field, Lin Mu looked around and said,

"Although it is a tile kiln, it is also cleaned up!"

Suddenly, Lin Mu looked down, as if he saw something under the table, his eyes suddenly widened, he bent down and reached out, picked up an object in his hand, and was so angry that the three corpse gods jumped violently, and he was furious!