At the same time, at his home in Hangcheng, Fang Yu also began to work intensively, he wanted to copy the classic songs, dances, sketches and cross talk in his previous life, so that he could get on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

The program list, he has already listed.

There are really forty programs, including songs, dances, sketches, cross talk, magic, miscellaneous families, dances, and operas.

Especially for dance programs, Fang Yu even used his storyboard skills as a director and his master-level comic drawing skills to draw detailed decomposition movements and renderings.

Early the next morning, Fang Yu came to the capital, Huaxiatai.

The first thing he has to do is to review the programs that Chen Baxian has already designed, and see if a few of these programs are more suitable to stay at the Spring Festival Gala scene where he is the chief director.

In the Huaxia TV studio, a whole circle of audiences was already sitting under the stage.

These audiences are not ordinary people, they are all the relevant leaders of the Spring Festival Gala director team and Huaxia Channel, and Director Huang is also there.

Without much delay, Fang Yu said directly: "Let's start!" ”

Subsequently, the programs that Chen Ba had selected that had completed the pre-rehearsal began on the stage.

Singing and dancing, language, magic acrobatics, and ethnic specialty programs appeared one after another.

The review process lasted from morning to noon, and Fang Yu also determined that the current Spring Festival Gala is really not good, so many programs After Fang Yu watched the classic programs of the Spring Festival Gala given to him by the system, none of them he could watch.

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After the review, the performers of these shows chatted nervously while removing their makeup and changing clothes backstage.

"I wonder what the results of Fang Dao's audit will be?"

"I heard that Director Fang has always been a person with high standards and strict requirements, and I think there is more luck than luck."

"What are you afraid of, it's hard for Director Fang to stop us, although our show is less interesting than in the past, but it is also the top show now."

"Not necessarily, Fang Dao's ideas can't be measured with common sense."

"I don't think we can stay in this cross talk, to be honest, this kind of cross talk, I am embarrassed to listen to it myself."

After discussing for a while, there was a knock at the door.

Everyone looked up and greeted, "Good way!" ”

Fang Yu smiled, and then said kindly: "I'm here to inform the audit results, rest assured, I have absolutely no bias when auditing, and I treat everyone equally." ”

Suddenly, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, they could say such things, it seems that this Fang Dao should be angry and make money, and he will not make a big move.

Everyone looked at Fang Yu neatly, and Fang Yu smiled: "I'm sorry, everyone's program didn't pass!" ”

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The crowd suddenly became agitated.

What the heck? The result of treating everyone equally and without bias is that all the programs have not passed the review?

What is this operation? But it seems that it is enough to treat everyone equally and not have any prejudice, but isn't that a bit too much?

Actually wiped out the whole army? Even if Fang Yu wants to get a new official and take office, he won't bring such a fire, right?

"Isn't it?"

"Director Fang, are you kidding?"

"That's right, Director Fang, our show is no worse than last year's, why are they all eliminated?"

There were even people who targeted Fang Yu.

"Where is the reason for all to be eliminated, the Spring Festival Gala is not your Fang Yu's word, why should you Fang Yu be eliminated."

"Without us, what to do with you alone, you can't stay on stage alone for four hours, no matter how much the audience across the country likes you, it is impossible to have a big New Year's party, just look at you alone, right?"

Fang Yu heard these comments, but he didn't care, raised his hands, and said with a false press: "Don't be impatient, don't be impatient."

Although you didn't pass the program, you can still come and perform my program, so you might as well come and see my program. ”

Having said that, the performers didn't want to say anything, so they took Fang Yu's program list and watched it.

"The sketch "Adventures of a Part-time Job"?"

"Cross talk "Escape from the Tiger's Mouth"?"

"The song "Wishing you prosperity"?"

"Dance "Thousand Hands Guanyin"?"

There was a moment of silence.

However, not everyone was blessed with the show that Fang Yu came up with. Especially those older Spring Festival Gala nail households.

Many people only read the name of the program, and they shouted loudly without having time to watch the content.

"Why, why do you want us to go down?"

"Even if your shows are good, then you can't all perform your Fang Yu's own programs, the Spring Festival Gala is everyone's Spring Festival Gala, not your Fang Yu's words!"

"That's right! This is the Spring Festival Gala, not your Fang Yu's crew, why do you let us all perform your show? ”

"Where is Director Huang? I have made meritorious contributions to Huaxia Taiwan, I have contributed to the Spring Festival Gala, I want to see the director! ”

"Director Fang, when you see Huaxia Terrace's face, pull the brothers."

Many of these people are old-timers in the entertainment industry, and even some people don't know how many Spring Festival Galas they have been to in a row, and the seniors are high, so they are naturally not satisfied with Fang Yu's practice of eliminating them all.

Fang Yu didn't make a sound, silently waiting for these people who were so emotional that they almost poked their fingers in his face to finish speaking, and then turned his head to look at the people who took the lead in making trouble just now.

The few actors next to him, for some reason, obviously saw Fang Yu with a kind smile on his face, but they seemed to feel that the temperature of the entire room had dropped by a few degrees.

The few people who had taken the lead in making trouble just now also slowly stopped, obviously feeling a little uncomfortable with the cold aura that Fang Yu was exuding from his smile now.

Don't think that actors and directors don't have aura, in fact, a good actor can show many more powerful aura than the high-ranking and powerful people in reality.

In his previous life, the famous Hollywood actor Marlon Brando played the role of the old godfather of the Italian mafia Corleone family in the movie "The Godfather".

Although the old godfather is only a supporting role in the movie, under his amazing performance, the aura of the mafia godfather with a partial demeanor but majestic has penetrated into the hearts of every audience.

It is said that when Marlon Brando was invited to a dinner by a real mafia godfather, he was honest and would often imitate Marlon Brando's style in the movie "The Godfather".

And Fang Yu is not only an excellent actor, but also a god-level director, and the director is a dictator on the set.

Therefore, after Fang Yu's aura was fully expanded, the scene suddenly fell into a death-like silence.

The heating in the dressing room in the backstage of the Huaxia TV studio is extremely sufficient, but many people are feeling cold in their hearts, and even cold sweat is flowing out.

Even the few people who took the lead in making trouble just now were still taken by Fang Yu's momentum at the moment, and they didn't dare to make any rash moves.

Fang Yu took a step forward, and all the actors involuntarily took a step back, as if Fang Yu was a giant beast that was about to choose people to devour.

But Fang Yu didn't have any idea of choosing people to eat, he wanted to solve these people all at once.

"You ask me why? Why did you kill all of your shows? The reason is simple! Fang Yu restrained the smile on his face, and said word by word to this group of people who claimed to have been preparing for the Spring Festival Gala for a year:

"Because you're a trash of the festival!"

After saying a word, the group of people who were going to refute a few words suddenly became confused, and looked at each other, as if they didn't know what was going on.

But Fang Yu hasn't been addicted to it yet, after watching these people's shows just now, he feels that his IQ and aesthetics have been insulted and even qia

Glamour!

His biggest feeling at the moment was nothing else, but anger! To use this kind of garbage program to disgust the audience on a stage like the Spring Festival Gala, which the whole country is concerned about, is simply a shame, so Fang Yu continued to add:

"I'm not targeting any one or a few of you, I'm saying that all of you here, your show, are all - is - trash - garbage!"

Fang Yu's two words with a little humiliation fell, and many people's faces turned red, and they were about to start the next round of verbal confrontation with Fang Yu.

Fang Yu was one step ahead of them and started spraying, he wanted to vent all the disgust and anger he felt when he "watched the Spring Festival Gala" just now.

"Your opening song "Sense of the Times", right? Who wrote the lyrics and who composed the music? The whole process is a tune, and it's over without even the gao tide part!

There is no point in the lyrics being pieced together, the tune is directly applied to a fixed tone, this kind of saliva song, I can write 10,000 songs a day, you are so embarrassed to get the Spring Festival Gala as the opening song?

Isn't there a shame? I'm ashamed of you! ”

"Sun Lei and Wang Tao's sketch "Father and Son", do you know where the biggest laugh of your sketch is? That is, it is not funny at all as a funny sketch!

If you're going to use this as a joke, then I have to say congratulations, you're going to laugh at me!

It's been more than ten years since the phrase 'I'm proud-'? Can't you think of a second sentence after more than ten years? Lying on the credit book doesn't want to move, do you? This year is the Year of the Tiger, you have the Year of the Snail, right?

Wrong! Snails are faster than you!

There is also a person from Beijing who bought a house and sold it for 700,000 yuan, and then dared to say that his son was a rich second generation with a passbook of 700,000 yuan, what do you have in your head? Yoneda Ko?

Look at your clothes and jackets, I read this dress correctly, it should be a luxury brand abroad, right? One piece costs one or two thousand, right?

Don't you feel like you sit at home every day and talk about the war, completely unaware of the current prices and the lives of ordinary people?

Disgusting! ”

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"What other shows like "Not Yet" and "Sending Red Envelopes", don't you feel embarrassed to perform them yourself?

I'm embarrassed for you guys when I watch from the audience! ”

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"The program "Happy Atmosphere Group", the program type is called a music talk show, right? To be honest, I really admire, I thought the first two shows were embarrassing enough, but I didn't expect you guys.

You can't speak without the homophonic stalk, right, do you want us to have a homophonic stalk too?

Your show is nothing short of a flock of ducks swimming across a bridge – embarrassing, embarrassing, embarrassing! I am willing to call your show the most embarrassing program of this Spring Festival Gala.

When I watch it, I think about what kind of sin I have created in my previous life, so that I can only see your kind of show in this life! ”

"And the cross talk "Interesting Dialect", Mr. Jiang, do you know how many years it is?

It's 2023! If I'm not mistaken, you said it in the 90s of the last century, right?

Don't you feel ashamed to take it out now? I'm ashamed of you!

Thirty years ago, you expect this kind of thing to amuse the audience, and you want me to say, if you stand on the stage and finish the cross talk, the next day the audience across the country will poke your backbone and scold your mother!

I remember that your level was not bad before, why did you get worse and worse the more you lived? You're so old, don't you really feel ashamed? ”

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"And what is the "Lounge Story", my God, it's really, one is worse than the other, I thought the first few were completely bad, and you popped up again.

First of all, you talked about this show once at the Spring Festival Gala last year! At that time, it was the police couple who rushed to be undercover, and this time it was the nurse couple who rushed to be the epidemic prevention doctor.

Isn't it disgusting to plagiarize yourself?

However, there is still a certain amount of innovation in your show.

In the early years, the sketch shows were purely for fun, and the sketch shows in these years are all about being funny first, and then sublimating and elevating, telling some positive and educational things.

When it comes to your show, good guys, go straight to the point, a sketch, skip the funny part, and directly sublimate the theme from the beginning and start educating the audience.

You guys have completely come to the forefront of the times, and this is something that people of our time are watching? I suggest you try again in five hundred years.

Let's see if the human brain can keep up with your show in 500 years, so that you can go to the Spring Festival Gala! ”