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Young people will always be in the majority online.

When the Peking Opera program "Outwitting Tiger Mountain" just started, the general evaluation of netizens was not interested, and they watched it in the face of Yushen, but when the show ended in the majestic sound of "Writing Spring and Autumn with Blood", the evaluation on the Internet has all changed.

"I originally thought that Peking Opera would be very boring, but now, I just want to say that it is really fragrant! "Outwitting Tiger Mountain" is too good, right? ”

"I wonder what the next plot will be? How did Lin Zirong deal with the mountain carving, it's strange that I actually had the urge to watch Peking Opera first. ”

"'The Heavenly King covers the tiger, the river demon of Pagoda Town', I have a hunch that these two sentences will become various popular words used for codes."

"In the words of "Bright Sword", Yushen is really a goddamn genius, and he was able to write such a Peking Opera, combining Peking Opera with the story of our army's suppression of bandits, and there is no embarrassment, I don't understand how Yushen's brain grows."

"Don't think about it, I only understood a sentence when I knew Yushen, the gap between people and people is bigger than the gap between people and pigs, Yushen is such a ghost, I won't be surprised next time he adapts "The Wandering Earth" into Peking Opera."

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The host on the stage continued to announce the curtain: "Thank you for the wonderful performances of several teachers, thank you very much, after watching Peking Opera, let us set our eyes on Pingju, which is also one of the five major opera genres in China."

Next, please enjoy the drama sketch "The Adventure of a Part-time Job", performed by Zhao Lijun and Lin Han. ”

At this time, on the Internet, almost all netizens reacted with one word - doubt.

If it is said that although most netizens don't like to listen to Peking Opera, they have heard of it, then most people have not even heard of the name of Pingju, which is also one of the five major opera genres in China.

"What the hell? I've never heard of a drama or something. ”

"It should also be singing, similar to Peking Opera, Yushen is on the bar with the performance type of opera."

"Although I don't know much about it, the creator of "Part-time Job Adventure" is still Yujin, and I have watched the previous show of Yujin, and I am full of confidence in this show."

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At this point, the sketch has already begun.

In the hotel dressed as a Qing Dynasty palace, a group of waiters dressed in Qing palace dramas appeared under the leadership of female assistants, and the female assistant scholar in the Qing palace drama shouted in a voice: "The general manager has arrived!" ”

Next, the cheerful tune of "Radesky March" sounded together with the applause of the waiters and female assistants, and the general manager Lin Han stepped on the rhythm point and officially appeared.

"Stop, stop!" Suddenly, Lin Han, the general manager who was dancing happily, shouted.

The secretary asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The manager asked rhetorically: "Our western restaurant has been renamed the Queen Mother Restaurant, why is this song still played?" ”

Female assistant: "The music is misplaced. ”

Manager: "Misplaced music?" That's not good, let's all be old and young, and we are all in the east and west, and we are called a little bit of a place, and we can't be wrong! ”

Poof!

The skit hadn't even entered the theme, and the audience was already laughing.

The people of the capital especially like to speak with a child's pronunciation, so Fang Yu added a child's pronunciation to the end of each word of this line, which sounded extremely funny, and established the manager's pretentious image at once.

The baggage was a success.

After reprimanding the female secretary, the manager continued: "Give me some energy. Today, our Queen Mother's Restaurant is going to open, recruiting Cixi as a running hall, but I found 37 old ladies who don't look like it, I don't know how this one is today. The old lady on the 38th ~ passed the hall. ”

The secretary was surprised and asked, "Passing the hall?" ”

Manager: "Oh not that, play!" ”

Secretary: "Hey. Thirty-eight---"

At this time, an old lady with a snakeskin bag suddenly came out of the crowd and shouted: "Here! ”

"Heh——, this old lady is energetic." The general manager was taken aback and said.

The audience laughed again, and the masculine old lady and the sissy general manager formed a strange contrast.

The old lady explained: "I think at the beginning, I was the militia platoon leader! ”

"Hey, hey, militia chief, hey, hey," the manager and secretary laughed together.

The old lady was instantly possessed, and waved to the manager and the female secretary: "Hello comrades! ”

"Hello old lady!" The manager and the female secretary replied a little involuntarily.

Then the old lady turned to the audience and continued to wave: "Comrades have worked hard! ”

The audience laughed and replied cooperatively: "Serve the people!" ”

Then there was a burst of "hahahahaha" laughter, this terrier Chinese people basically know that every military parade will come like this.

Then the old lady and the manager began to communicate with each other very hard, and finally the old lady realized that she was not here to be a waiter, but to play the role of the Empress Dowager Cixi in the Empress Dowager Restaurant to accompany the guests to dinner.

The old lady went backstage to change her clothes, and at this time the price bureau also called.

The female secretary picked up the phone and said skillfully: "Hey, hello, this is the Queen Mother's Restaurant." Halfway through speaking, he covered the microphone with his hand and whispered to the manager: "It's from the Price Bureau, let me quote the price of food!" ”

The manager panicked directly and told the secretary: "Just say I'm not there!" ”

The secretary turned his head into the microphone and said, "Hey, our manager said he wasn't there." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

The manager snatched the phone, held down the microphone and reprimanded the female secretary: "You won't even tell a lie!" After that, he leaned into the microphone and said, "Hey, I'm not here!" ”

The audience laughed again.

And at this moment, the general manager has changed to a female voice: "Ah no, no, no, no, he's not there, hehehe, I'm his female secretary, don't worry, our food price is fair and reasonable, good quality and low price, he will definitely call you when he comes back, okay, goodbye, bye." ”

hung up the phone and continued to reprimand the female secretary: "Hehehehehehe! No one is allowed to answer the phone again! ”

The secretary said yes.

And backstage, the old lady also came out dressed as Cixi.

After some conversation, the manager and the female secretary began business training in front of the old lady.

A plate of dishes was served by the waiters dressed up in the Qing court drama, and the manager began to introduce them one by one.

Manager: "Old man, may you take a look?" ”

Old lady: "What is this?" ”

Manager: "Palace Jade Liquor!" ”

The old lady asked in surprise, "What did the emperor drink?" ”

The manager casually agreed: "Yes! ”

Old lady: "Can I smell it?" ”

Manager: "Please—"

The manager unscrewed the cap of the bottle, and the old lady approached and smelled: "Incense." ”

The manager smiled: "Incense." ”

The old lady said: "It's not incense, I mean it's like, like a second pot head." ”

The female secretary spat out: "What do you mean by being like a second pot head, that is the water mixed with two pot heads!" ”

The manager was still proud of hearing this, turned his head to the secretary and yelled, "Nonsense! What a two-pot head mixed with water! When you get here, you have to call the palace jade liquor~"

The old lady asked with some curiosity, "Oh, how much does it cost to sell for a cup?" ”

The manager skillfully quoted: "180 yuan!" ”

The old lady was a little incredulous and said, "This is selling for 180 yuan?" Oh, why did the price of both the words of the palace go up? ”

The audience was already laughing.

Next, the manager introduced the old lady to the "gathering of heroes" that was mixed with basic radish cold but priced at 800 yuan a plate, and was ridiculed by the old lady for a meeting with radish.

The manager defended that this was enjoyed by the emperor at the beginning, and it was a great tonic, which could prolong life and live forever, but it was bluntly exposed by the old lady, and the Qing Dynasty emperors such as Tongzhi, Xianfeng, and Guangxu all died in their twenties.

Everyone was stunned by the manager's deception and the old lady's uprightness.

Some people directly started complaining on the Internet.

"My God, I really feel this kind of thing like the palace jade liquor and the gathering of heroes, last time I was deceived by this kind of restaurant, the name of the dish is good, the price of the flame iceberg is 99, but when I serve it, it is a small plate of iced tomatoes, I am angry."

"That's right, many restaurants now have this style, with a tall packaging and name, and then the dishes are getting more and more right."

"Especially those Internet celebrity restaurants, they all look glamorous, and all kinds of comments are all touted, and if you really buy it, you will be fooled directly, every good thing!"

"I'm so curious about the next plot, this sketch is so interesting."

On the stage, the manager and the female secretary went to check whether the potatoes in the backstage were ripe, but at this time, the price bureau had a call, and the old lady had already recognized the false propaganda nature of the queen mother's restaurant, so she asked the people from the price bureau not to hang up the phone and continue to listen.

Next, after the manager learned that the old lady could sing the opera, he asked the old lady to make up a paragraph to sing the name of the dish and the price of the dish together, as a program to attract guests in the future.

Old lady: "I can sing!" ”

Manager: "Old lady, don't just talk and don't practice! As he spoke, he began to sing: "Don't play tricks! ”

The old lady sang along, "I'm a mallet if I play tricks." ”

Next, this sketch directly turned into a duet for commenting on the drama.

Manager: "Palace Jade Liquor." ”

Old lady: "One hundred and eighty glasses." ”

Manager: "How's this wine?" ”

Old lady: "Listen to me blow to you—"

Manager: "Ahh Ahh ”

Old lady: "Look at my mouth!" A glass of your appetizer. ”

Manager: "I shouted beauty. ”

Old lady: "You don't lose your kidneys in two cups." ”

Manager: "Haha, it's still beautiful." ”

Old lady: "Three cups and five cups are down." ”

Old lady: "Make sure you have a little face." ”

Manager: "How's that?" ”

Old lady: "It's red in white." ”

Old lady: "Red is black." ”

Manager: "Black? ”

Old Lady: "Huh? Black Doesn't Tweet (Manager: Huh?) Green (Manager: Hey) Blue Wow Wow (Manager: What color is this), purple is not slippery, and the pink is so beautiful. ”

Manager: "Oh, you can freak the hell out of me. ”

Old lady: "How's this wine?" ”

Manager: "This wine is so beautiful, ahh ”

The old lady said abruptly, "What's beautiful?" Then he sang into the microphone, "Actually, it's the boiled water that the second pot head mixed with!" ”

Next, the old lady also used a duet to tell the Price Bureau about the high prices and false propaganda of the Queen Mother's Restaurant, and directly made the Queen Mother's Restaurant close on the day it opened.

In the end, when the manager asked for help, he also left four big characters of "genuine"!

"Good!" The audience in the audience has already watched it.

The netizens on the Internet and the audience at the scene were completely boiling, applauding wildly, they don't know how long it has been since they have seen such an interesting sketch.