Chapter 195: Not bad money
"Next is the old man in the Northeast who is most looking forward to the big guy, I heard that this time he led his granddaughter to come here, let's enjoy the sketch "Not Bad Money" together."
As the camera switched, Zhao Laogao was wearing a big blue cotton jacket, with a string of garlic around his neck, a bundle of green onions, and two small pheasants in his hands, leading the little girl wearing a Northeast flower cotton jacket and walked out.
Zhao Laogao: "It's here!" â
Granddaughter: "It's here." â
Zhao Laogao: "This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling...... That's not, Scottish tune
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The granddaughter glanced at the sign and said, "Master, you read it backwards, it's called Scottish love diao." â
The audience burst into laughter.
Even the director of the Spring Festival Gala was slightly stunned: "This sketch is a bit interesting!" â
On stage, the sketch continued.
Zhao Laogao: "What? Oh, the mood, just put it aside and eat. â
Yadan: "Master, this old and expensive one." â
"It's a little more expensive, let's bring the money... Bring more than 30,000, what about the bag?
"I didn't take the bag?"
Zhao Laogao was a little anxious: "The bag with money, the yellow envelope!" â
"It's over... Let me fall on the kang. â
Zhao Laogao was stunned for a moment: "You said that you kid, can you still do something?" You said that you were doing something, and you went up to the kang and... Do you have money in your pocket? â
Yadan: "In my pocket... That's how much, it's... It's just over 70 dollars.
"There's still 400 here, okay!" Zhao Laogao walked directly into the hotel.
Duck Dan followed anxiously and said, "That's not possible!" â
"That's it, waiter!"
Although the script was changed temporarily, Uncle Gao perfectly performed the opening with his stage experience, and then the sketch has entered the main topic.
Wang Junyue walked out of the backstage slowly, with a white silk top and a Scottish-style short skirt, as soon as he appeared, the audience burst into applause and noise.
"Wow, which actor is this? This one is so beautiful! â
"Uncle Gao stood beside him, this is too dirty!"
In front of the TV, many girls who were grabbing red envelopes took a look at the TV and immediately threw away their mobile phones.
"What little brother is this! I can lick it for a year just by looking at the screen! â
"He should be a man, how can he look more beautiful than a woman! Just rushed to such a beautiful little brother, I watched this sketch. â
For a while, many young men and women put down their phones and began to stare at the TV screen.
On TV, the sketch still continues.
Wang Junyue looked at Zhao Laogao with a look of disgust:
"I'm sorry uncle, we are a high-end hotel, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products."
As soon as this sentence came out, the audience burst into laughter.
Zhao Laogao didn't expect Wang Junyue's acting skills to be so in place, and he was more confident at the moment.
"No, we're eating."
Wang Junyue looked surprised: "Oh, mom, it's a meal." â
Zhao Lao Gao smiled and said, "Isn't it like? â
Wang Junyue: "Not really! â
Zhao Laogao: "I said girl, this meal is very important. â
Wang Junyue suddenly became anxious: "Well... Who do you call a girl, they are pure masters! â
Some of the audience in the audience were already laughing.
Zhao Laogao: "That... This dress, why is this still wearing a skirt? â
Wang Junyue took two steps forward: "This is packaged according to our Scottish style, besides, it's not a skirt, it's not cropped pants, you see this has legs." â
After speaking, he pulled up his trouser legs, and his face was suddenly full of embarrassment: "Oh, mom, I'm in a hurry to wear and run away." â
The atmosphere of the Spring Festival Gala was completely ignited with this sentence!
Wang Junyue took two steps back and forth: "Oh, mom, I said that there is no crotch in the aisle!" â
As soon as this sentence came out, the atmosphere of the Spring Festival Gala became even more intense, and the ratings in front of the TV set rose even more.
The host Dong Qing stood aside, his eyes shining.
"This sketch must be popular!" The atmosphere of the entire Spring Festival Gala was completely ignited by this sketch, but this has not really reached the high chao part!
At this time, Zhao Laogao had already sat down and asked:
"Come on, let me ask you, how much does it cost to eat in this hotel if you want to eat in a hurry?"
Wang Junyue looked puzzled: "Why are you still in a hurry?" â
Zhao Laogao: "No, I mean the most expensive ones are ordered." â
Wang Junyue: "Get one or two thousand." â
Zhao Laogao: "One, two...... One or two thousand? â
The girl pulled the corner of Zhao Laogao's clothes: "Master ......"
Zhao Laogao: "What, is there such a situation, after eating today, I will come to check out tomorrow?" â
Wang Junyue looked disgusted: "Hit the white strip!" â
"No, I'm not playing a white strip, not bad money, rich, give!" Zhao Laogao directly took out a hundred yuan and handed it to Wang Junyue.
Wang Junyue looked at the money in his hand with a puzzled expression.
"What do you mean?"
"Tip."
"Oh, mom, uncle, you're so bright, you're so handsome!"
"It's handsome to give 100 yuan, let me tell you, it's not for nothing, when the guests arrive, you must give me enough face, understand? When I order, you'll have to carry it for me.
Wang Junyue: "What's wrong?" â
Zhao Laogao: "Face is given again, but you can't spend too hard, if I order expensive dishes......
Wang Junyue suddenly woke up: "I'll just say...... Nope! â
Zhao Laogao clapped his hands and said: "Alas, Mom, you are too powerful, come on, come on, give you another 30!" â
Wang Junyue looked at the money in his hand and said, "I'll give you a pocket, don't worry." â
But at this time, Yadan suddenly said, "Master, I'm a little hungry." â
Zhao Laogao: "Hungry? Let's have a bowl of noodles! â
Wang Junyue suddenly said: "Well, 78 is a bowl." â
Zhao Laogao: "What kind of noodles, it's so expensive." â
"Scottish lo mein!"
"Isn't this a halogen?"
"I don't want money."
"Then you have a bowl of marinade, taste the saltiness first, okay, go quickly, go quickly."
Wang Junyue's expression was entangled: "Mom, I haven't been like that." â
Zhao Laogao: "That's because I didn't come, if I did, you would have been on it a long time ago." â
Wang Junyue shook off his Scottish cropped pants, walked straight to the back, and said in pieces: "This old man, I want to say that noodles don't need money, you still have to ask for noodles." â
At this time, the atmosphere of the audience has been completely bursting.
"This little actor's acting skills are really amazing!"
"He cooperated so well with Zhao Laogao! Why have we never seen this actor before? â
"I just checked it with my mobile phone, his name is Wang Junyue, it seems that it is the first time to act, and he was obviously brought out by Zhao Laogao, but this acting is too demonic!"
At this time, in front of the TV, the audience had already known Wang Junyue's name, and there was already a lot of discussion on the Internet.
"Wang Junyue is too good at acting! Even the disgusted look is handsome, and my face is bloody. â
"Wang Junyue's every expression is a play! Why did he go to the back? strongly asks him to play more, if he stands on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, I can watch the Spring Festival Gala all night! â
"The front can make people laugh crazy, and I'm looking forward to the plot later!"
On the stage, Yadan was expressing her determination to meet Master Li.
"I'm sure, Honghu water, waves hit waves, one wave is stronger than another, shoot my dad on the beach!"
When the girl said this, her eyes were shining.
In the original sketch, she was just a soy sauce role, but when she said this, her image immediately stood on the stage!
Thinking of this, she admired Fang Yu even more, and was able to write such a powerful work in such a short time.
At this time, Wang Junyue had already come over with a bowl of marinade, and Zhao Laogao directly fed the marinade to the eggs.
"Master, it's a little salty."
"It's okay, the water went all night."
Wang Junyue: "Free water, huh!" â
"Just plain water!"
"What a chop!"
With Wang Junyue's turn, there was a heated discussion on the Internet again.
"Look at Wang Junyue's contemptuous little eyes, my girl's heart is completely overflowing."
"It's not spring yet, and I feel the breath of spring! Wang Junyue, I'm going to give you a monkey! â
In the blink of an eye, Zhao Laogao and Wang Junyue's sketch "Not Bad Money" was topped to the second place in the hot search, second only to the Spring Festival Gala program list!
As for the third place in the hot search, it is an article about who Wang Junyue is.
There is no doubt that this sketch has not been broadcast yet, and it has become a complete hit!
At this time, Master Li has already made a grand debut.
Because he hosted the "Avenue of Stars" column, he was extremely well-known, and becoming the champion of "Avenue of Stars" could go directly to the Spring Festival Gala!
In this way, he also instantly became the center of attention.
But the next moment, Wang Junyue pounced.
"Oh mom, don't move, oh mom, aren't you that?"
Li Wei said: "Who? â
"Who are you...... Confused...... Don't make noise...... Zhu Jun? It's not Zhu Jun...... Bai Yansong? No...... You are Li Weidao! â
Li Weidao smiled and said, "My surname is Li." â
Wang Junyue hugged Mr. Li's arm and exclaimed, "Oh, Mom, Mr. Li, why did you come out?" Come on, don't let him run...... Mr. Li! â
All the viewers in front of the TV looked at Li Weidao's embarrassment and laughed so much that they almost pulled out.
At this time, some little girls even posted pictures of fire on the Internet.
"Let go of Li Weidao and come and hug me!" "This can be had!"
"Not really!"
"My feather god's expression is simply magical, hurry up and make an emoji!"
The Internet began to constantly forward the emojis of "this is really not", coupled with Wang Junyue's demonic expression, which instantly became popular on the Internet.
The audience in the audience of the Spring Festival Gala felt that this Spring Festival Gala was too worthwhile!
Even some famous comedians began to pay attention to this sketch intently.
"The screenwriter of this sketch is so powerful, within 10 minutes, it can make people laugh and can't stop laughing, and every sentence contains laughter."
"Of course, the reason why this sketch can become a phenomenal sketch is also inseparable from the performances of Zhao Laogao and Li Weidao, and the performance called Wang Junyue is even more amazing!"
"It is said that this is the first time Wang Junyue has stepped on the stage, and he also went directly to the Spring Festival Gala, he didn't have the slightest sense of nervousness, and he was even able to perform so well, it's incredible."
"Maybe some people are born to belong to this stage!"
Many actors, etc., gave Wang Junyue a high evaluation.
But what I'm looking forward to the most is still the performance later.
In the face of Wang Junyue's divine reply, Uncle Gao's approach was even more absolute.
He directly took out the little pheasant and mushroom he had brought and said to Li Wei.
"I brought it to you, girl, bring it all, this is what I am going to bring to Beijing for you, you can't take it, let's put it aside and eat it today."
Li Wei said: "Brother, you can't eat pheasants!" â
Zhao Laogao handed it directly to Wang Junyue: "This is all domestic, this wild mushroom, stew this in a pressure cooker, take a long time, okay, there is a dish, come, stupid!" â
Wang Junyue suddenly became angry: "Who are you stupid?" â
Zhao Laogao: "No, I said to order another stupid egg." â
Wang Junyue threw his face aside and said, "No." â
Zhao Laogao handed out a basket of eggs again: "Come on, I have it!" You so, this egg and green onion scrambled. â
Li Wei said: "Brother, why do you go to the hotel next time, you have all the materials prepared by yourself?" â
Zhao Laogao: "He doesn't have it, the problem is these things, he has nowhere to find money for him." How many dishes are there? It's two, you're like this, I'll give you a chance, this Teacher Li is here, your hotel says no? â
Wang Junyue looked puzzled: "Give one away, oh my mother, uncle, why are you so picky, you don't have one, let's take one after that, right?" â
In the blink of an eye, the net exploded again.