Chapter 201: Tribute to the cross talk world

Generally speaking, these TV actors and stars are easy to be on the hot search, especially during the New Year, many people have to brush up on their sense of existence.

However, this hot search was completely dominated by Fang Yu.

Whether it's a sketch that is not bad for money, or a happy comedian, or a fast finger server paralysis, it's all related to Fang Yu.

And when these stars began to watch Fang Yu's cross talk, they couldn't extricate themselves at all.

"I didn't go to college, what's wrong with me being proud?"

Everyone looked at the hilarious picture and laughed.

An Muxin: "Why are you proud?"

Fang Yu: "Am I proud, but I haven't gone to school, I still say cross talk, it's so shameless, what's wrong?" ”

The audience was already laughing completely, and many of them had already laughed and lay down under the stool.

"Hey, hey, my feather god is really shameless, but I like my feather god so much."

"Even if I'm shameless, I'm still so handsome, I haven't been to school, so I still talk about cross talk"

At this time, some old artists in the cross talk industry turned red one by one.

One by one, they went to school.

After Zhang Wei heard this, his face turned from purple to black, "He, he, he was actually mocking me for not going to school"

In fact, many people who talk about cross talk feel that this is a traditional art, and they all feel that they are a corner, and even have some shelves.

But now Fang Yu had pierced them all at once.

I haven't even gone to school, so I'm embarrassed to put up a fight

Of course, only a small number of people will think about it, and most of the audience will laugh at this sentence.

An Muxin: "I'm really scared for you." ”

Fang Yu: "You don't have to panic, hehehehe"

An Muxin: "Did you go to high school?" ”

Fang Yu's demonic laughter suddenly stopped, and his face became extremely gloomy.

The audience burst into laughter.

Fang Yu: "What? ”

An Muxin "High School. ”

Fang Yu: "I can go to high school, I can go to high school." ”

Before Fang Yu could laugh, the audience let out a long sound.

Fang Yu's face sank again, and the audience immediately burst into laughter when they saw Fang Yu's resentful little eyes.

An Muxin: "Where did you go to high school?" ”

Fang Yu "Pang Gezhuang." ”

An Muxin "Pang Gezhuang"

Fang Yu "Pang Gezhuang One High"

An Muxin "has been on it for a few years"

Fang Yu: "It's been a few years. ”

An Muxin was suddenly stunned, "A few years is a few years"

Fang Yu suddenly pointed at An Muxin and said, "High school is a total of several years, you tell me how many years high school is a total of several years"

An Muxin: "I didn't know for a few years, you told me I went to high school"

Fang Yu suddenly laughed, "It's quite smart, it's quite smart and can't be cheated, see it, wow, I thought I could cheat it, the actor is so smart, good!" ”

Netizens on the Internet were suddenly full of expressions covering their faces.

"How can I, the feather god, be so stupid?"

"Already laughing out of six-pack abs"

"I laughed eight pieces"

I laughed out of the vest line

An Muxin couldn't help laughing, "What's wrong with the TV actor, how stupid are you?"

Fang Yu: "Not bad, yes, I have been in high school for four years." ”

Fang Yu saw that An Muxin was about to speak, and hurriedly said, "I can see it from your eyes, no"

An Muxin: "Hmph! How many years in the end"

"Three years" Fang Yu looked at An Muxin's eyes again.

An Muxin "Three years, this time it's accurate, what have you learned?"

Fang Yu suddenly thought seriously, "There are a lot of things to learn and learn, planting seedlings, seedlings, what." ”

In the end, Fang Yu couldn't say it anymore, and finally simply waved his hand, "What's wrong with not going to high school, am I proud, am I proud?"

In the end, Fang Yu kept the audience, "I ask everyone here today, have you ever been to high school?"

When he saw that there was really an audience raising their hands, the whole person was shocked, "I really dare to raise my hand"

An Muxin continued to ask, "Did you go to junior high school?" ”

Fang Yu: "I got into junior high school, I got into junior high school." ”

The audience immediately shouted.

An Muxin: "Where did you go to junior high school?"

The audience immediately shouted in unison, "Pang Gezhuang"

Fang Yu immediately waved his hand downward and said, "These are all my classmates, Pang Gezhuang No. 1 Middle School!" ”

An Muxin: "Old Pang Gezhuang is gone." ”

Fang Yu smiled with a smile on his face, "Eh"

An Muxin: "How many years did you go to junior high school?" ”

Fang Yu couldn't laugh anymore, and couldn't help but ask the audience, "How many years?" ”

The audience was also fully integrated into this cross talk, "Eight years! ”

Fang Yu pointed at a man and said with a serious face, "Eight years, isn't it eight years of big brother?" ”

The audience member in the audience said, "Eight years of solid learning!" ”

Fang Yu's face suddenly collapsed, "Big brother, are you going out!" ”

Subsequently, he said with a depressed face, "I learned solidly, he actually told me that I had learned solidly in eight years"

The audience burst into laughter.

Fang Yu: "Three years, junior high school is also three years. ”

An Muxin: "It's really right. ”

Fang Yu suddenly became anxious, "What is it called?"

"Okay, let's not talk about it, let me ask you, what did you do in junior high school?"

Fang Yu was stunned for a moment.

The audience coaxed "rice planting" again

Fang Yu listened to the voice of the audience and said, "I can't plant rice all the time, right?" How did this change the group knock, right? ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Fang Yu regained control of the stage rhythm and said, "I don't think it's interesting to talk about that on this stage, let's talk about what everyone likes." ”

An Muxin: "What do you like?" ”

Fang Yu: "What do you like me, ask you, how much do you earn a month?"

An Muxin suddenly looked at Fang Yu with a confused expression.

Fang Yu said to the audience, "Do you like it?" ”

"Like" The audience immediately coaxed, and no one wanted to know how much money the actor makes.

Even the audience in front of the TV set widened their eyes one by one.

An Muxin: "No, isn't this topic a little private?" ”

Fang Yu: "Isn't it sensitive?"

An Muxin is "too sensitive"

Fang Yu was immediately happy, "Just ask if you know sensitively, how much is it?"

An Muxin pursed his lips and lowered his head, "Less than 100,000 yuan a month." ”

The audience immediately exclaimed.

"Wow, is the actor so profitable!"

"An Muxin is still only a second-tier actor, and first-line actors may be more profitable"

For a while, all the audience was more curious about how much the first-line actors were.

But the next paragraph made them all stupid.

Fang Yu: "How much is less than 100,000 yuan?" ”

An Muxin lowered his head, "Four thousand three." ”

All the audience were stunned for two seconds, and instantly laughed.

Everyone was tricked by these two people.

Fang Yu: "You wait a little, wait a little bit, you don't care about four thousand three, that's less than 100,000."

An Muxin said with an innocent face, "Four thousand three, is it one hundred thousand?"

Fang Yu was stunned for two seconds, then pointed at An Muxin and said, "Look at her like this, is it still 43 to 100,000, eh, it really hasn't arrived?"

The audience burst into laughter.

"I'm so stupid, I've been fooled."

"The lofty image of my feather god in my mind has completely collapsed."

"It's An Muxin who is too powerful, Zhao Laogao didn't fool him, he was fooled by her"

On the stage, An Muxin turned his head to Fang Yu and asked, "How much do you earn in a month?" ”

Fang Yu thought hard.

"I'm less than 100 million a month"

An Muxin: "You just say three thousand?" ”

Fang Yu suddenly smirked and said, "Three thousand five! ”

Server, blow up again!

Many old artists in the cross talk industry saw this scene, and their hearts were surging and they couldn't calm down for a long time.

"It turns out that cross talk can still be said like this, one burden is connected to another, making the audience laugh from beginning to end."

"And Fang Yu's cross talk can perfectly interact with the audience, which can make the audience feel more involved, which is a notch higher than the form of expression of the sketch."

"This Fang Yu's absolute talent is not popular, and heaven does not tolerate it"

Many old artists in the cross talk industry have already thrown themselves to the ground with the five bodies that Fang Yu admires, and even the older ones are even more excited about high blood pressure.

On stage, where did Fang Yu know about the cross talk circle, he liked this feeling of interacting with the audience even more, seeing every audience laughing off the stage.

After Fang Yu saw that the audience finished laughing, he regained control of the rhythm. "Tell me how much your monthly bonus is"

An Muxin was suddenly stunned, "You still have bonuses every month"

Fang Yu was also stunned: "No." ”

An Muxin couldn't help but push Fang Yu: "Without you asking, I'm scared." ”

Fang Yu: "It's embarrassing for you." ”

An Muxin: "I'll just say, you definitely don't have a bonus, and Uncle Gao can't be so generous." ”

Fang Yu couldn't help covering his mouth, with a cautious expression, "Shh, Uncle Gao may be looking at it!" ”

An Muxin hurriedly covered his mouth.

The audience laughed again.

Fang Yu continued to ask, "How much is your year-end bonus?"

An Muxin: "Six or seven hundred thousand!" ”

Fang Yu's face suddenly became extremely ugly, "How much?" ”

An Muxin: "Six or seven hundred thousand"

Fang Yu: "You stand here first, stand up, I'll leave the next stage to you"

An Muxin hurriedly grabbed Fang Yu, "Eh, why are you going here?"

"I want a year-end bonus!"

"This is far away from Uncle Gao!"

"I'll take a taxi and I'll call Didi, I'll call a Maserati!"

"And drip. Why do you beat Maserati?"

Fang Yu: "Didn't you see Maserati sponsoring it?"

An Muxin glanced at the Maserati logo, "This advertisement is hit, Maserati has to add money to you when you turn around!" ”

Fang Yu suddenly covered his mouth excitedly, "Really, can the taxi fare be reimbursed by the way?" ”

An Muxin: "What do you want?"

After the audience saw this scene, everyone was stunned.

They didn't expect that this smile and laughter would suddenly come with an advertisement.

Why is this ad not a little disobedient and doesn't sound like an advertisement at all?

At this time, some planners in the advertising industry couldn't help but give Fang Yu a thumbs up.

"It's so amazing, I didn't expect an actor to be able to hit an advertisement to such an extent, and the insertion of general advertisements will affect the progress of variety shows and make the audience feel bored"

"But this ad has no sense of disobedience, it's just amazing"

At this time, the president of Maserati Asia was also watching this sketch, and when he saw this advertisement, he was stunned for a minute, and then his eyes became red.

"This advertising level is too high, inform the Ministry of Commerce, I want to ask Fang Yu to be our brand spokesperson"

Fang Yu's performance made happy comedians popular on the Internet, and also taught a deep lesson to all comedians in China.

A cross talk that should have declined, with the perfect performance of Fang Yu and An Muxin, let this traditional art shine again.

On Weibo, some cross talk masters began to forward Weibo.

"Cross talk actor Ma Yili, pay tribute to Fang Yu"

"Cross talk actor Hou Dalin, pay tribute to Fang Yu"

"Cross talk actor Guo Gang, pay tribute to Fang Yu"

For a while, most of the cross talk world began to pay tribute to Fang Yu, and all the cross talk masters recognized Fang Yu's status in the cross talk world at this moment.