A round of silver light slowly rose, like the moonlight of water gently caressing. Ziyi snuggled in his lover's arms and looked at the Kunlun Han, which was n times larger than the outside world, and was stunned. Suddenly, a flying pig flew out of the moon with a dozen figures, and the voice of the absolute need for river crabs came:

Damn! Why is there no fairy Chang'e! Is this still called the moon? The three thousand love songs prepared for you can only moan to the moon, my dream, my fairy sister, from today on, bloody and cold cracked!

The moon rabbit is the key, and the poor road didn't eat dinner, so he rushed to the barbecue, and that was the bloody and cold hungry stomach!

The sky is thundering, and the master is blind with those sharp eyes, how can he accept you as an apprentice? And you still have to be in front of the poor road? This is obvious, the crux of the problem is that there is no osmanthus tree, no Wu Gang, no osmanthus wine! Lao Tzu prepared thirty gourds in vain, but none of them were used, bloody and cold gourds!

Oh, Senior Brother Seven, did you bring the night pot? This Duck is also really, where is there a flight without a toilet? It is convenient for me to borrow Senior Brother, I am old and clean on the moon just now, and the old environmental protection has gone, Senior Brother, I am really embarrassed to solve it on the spot. Quick, do you want to wash Duck's wings for your brother?

Roar~~~~ Darker began to roll rapidly when he heard this, and countless wine gourds were sprinkled in midair. Roar~~~~ Even Fliggy, the great Fliggy, the Fliggy who loves to bathe and pay attention to hygiene!

Wang Yuanzhi raised several black lines in his head, and his father and uncle took the seven disciples to take a group of Dake Airlines to the moon for sightseeing, and finally their ears were clear, and it was rare to admire the moon with purple clothes on the cliff. Bloody and cold, it shredded the infinite beauty.

"Husband, I also want to go to the moon to play!" Ziyi pouted and pulled the ends of her hair and said, "Husband, I want to row on the moon." ”

The black line on the head of the purple-clothed real person had just receded, and suddenly doubled again: "Ahem, wife, this seems to be a bit difficult, today is a full moon like a baked cake, and you can't row a boat." "Seeing that the three hundred gallons of tears in purple clothes were about to burst out of his eyes...... "Ahem, wife, Poor Dao uses the Great Prophecy Technique to change its shape, and if it fails, don't cry." ”

The Great Prophecy Technique is the top-level Light Divine Technique, and the Ziyang Great True Man has only been inherited, but he has not used it. But the most crucial point is still known, for example, the most rebellious thing in the Great Preparatory Technique is that the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths are the only one, and life and death are only based on one thought. To explain it to Xiuzhen, that is, to use powerful divine power to change the fortune of the Heavenly Dao. The premise of wanting to use the Great Prophecy Technique is to comprehend the Heavenly Dao Fortune. In the words of the other world, it is necessary to understand the laws of the plane first.

Wang Yuanzhi knotted the law seal in his hand, forcibly forced the supreme divine power into the Eight Treasures Golden Body, and then pointed at Kunlun Han with enough strength to eat milk and shouted: "I said, the moon should be like a boat!"

There was silence in all directions, and a gust of wind blew...... There is no effect of Shenma!

Bah, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, come again! I guess it's too hard to deform.

"I say, the moon should be as soft as white dough!"

After this curse, the moon doubled in size like dough, trembling and slightly flattening and rounding.

Oh, hehe, it works!"Ahem, I said! All dough must be bent in the middle and pointed at both ends!"

"Husband, you're so good, come on, husband, what's wrong with the moon?"

Wang Yuanzhi was full of cows, and watched the moon flow down from the sky like a ball of dough with too much water added.

Ziyang Dazhen looked around with great speed, hehe, there was no one, and he pulled the purple clothes and whispered: "Wife, flash quickly! Otherwise, Kunlun's bull nose will find a poor way to compensate for the moon in a while." ”

"Instant!"

"Ah? Fang Tianzhen, haha, poor Dao and clumsy Jing came out and slipped away, and somehow arrived at your old room, you always continued. Flash!"

"Ah, the real person who broke the wind, haha, the poor road and the clumsy Jing came out and slipped away, and somehow arrived at your old room, you always continued. Flash!"

"Ahhh......h Flash!"

"Husband, let's go home on a walk, Fairy Fang Cai looked very angry...... Ahh ”

Wang Yuanzhi burst into tears again: "Wife, Bibo Fairy is not angry, she wants to kill people, okay, that light cluster is not a meteor, it is the vitality bomb she launched at us, the power is enough to destroy the earth......"

Ziyang Dazhen practiced the instantaneous light technique into random teleportation, and he was also an alternative master. When the two of them flew at an ultra-low altitude and finally returned to their residence, the last trace of the moon, noticing that the moonlight was finally completely sprinkled into the water. People all over the yard are admiring the moon. Today's Moon is truly special......

Ziyang Zhenren coughed heavily: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Daddy and Uncle Apprentices, everyone wash and sleep, don't let people mistake us for breaking the moon." Otherwise, the poor road will not be able to wash itself tomorrow by jumping into the Yellow River. ”

Zhang Zhongjian stared at the Ziyang Dazhen with eagle-eyed eyes, and Blacksmith Zhang suddenly realized: "It turns out that it was really your kid's ghost, fortunately, I just went to the moon to walk, otherwise where would I find it." ”

Disciples: "Master, this trick of swallowing the moon must be passed on to my disciples, I have learned to try it with the sun tomorrow." ”

......

The chaotic night is finally over. The morning bell rang, rows of cranes flew, and the three thousand disciples of Kunlun began their morning class, but the sun did not rise, and the Kunlun Wonderland was dark, just a large white mist rose from the lake under the mountain. The disciple who was ordered to investigate reported that the sun went down to the water to catch the moon, and he cried while fishing......

Everyone lit candles and gathered in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to open the court in the dark.

"Your Excellency," Jian Lihuo spoke first, "After collecting evidence again, the prosecution decided to withdraw the first and second charges. ”

"Yay!"

"Silence! Members of the family and friends group can go home and celebrate. The prosecution is invited to continue. ”

Jian Lihuo tied his shoelaces, pulled the corners of his trousers, stroked the jade pendant, flicked the flying sword, picked his nose, cleared his throat, scratched his hair, and rubbed his eyes......

Venerable Fang Tian's fist creaked, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Prosecution, please hurry up." ”

Jian Lihuo announced loudly: "The defendant and Yang Su killed Pan Yan, a necromancer from the other world, in the name of Qingjun's side, which can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people. However, after the defendant became a great teacher, he swaggered and deceived everywhere, announcing that the Great Sui was exhausted, showing miracles indiscriminately, and doing his best to sow discord. To this day, the world has been chaotic and there is no way to change it. Ziyang Zhenren! Do you answer that I am or no?"

"Yes! but ......"

"Your Excellency, I'm done. The sword sat back in place cleanly.

Wang Yuanzhi was a little annoyed, what's wrong? Didn't he even ask the reason? So he stood up and protested loudly: "That kid Yang Guang has a deep blood feud with Poor Dao!"

Venerable Fang Tian knocked on the table angrily: "Defendant, please note that the prosecution did not ask you the reason, and this seat did not let you make a statement, and if you don't shut up, you will be in contempt of court! ”

Aunt Guangming said very chicly: "Your Excellency, my clients have all pleaded guilty, and the deity has nothing to say, please ask the jury to make a final verdict!"

"Okay" Fang Tian ** official said: "Please ask the jury to discuss in the back hall, and announce the result after a pillar of incense." ”

......

There is definitely a shady scene.

Aunt Guangming had a silver smile on her face, ignoring Wang Yuanzhi's murderous gaze. Hehe, this time you have to cross if you don't cross. Hey, hey, hey......

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