Chapter 302: Scripted Sketch Contest 2
The Purple Academy and the Blue Academy suddenly took out a thing for all the teachers and students to imitate, and even relied on this thing to evaluate the best.
The students and teachers of the Purple Academy and the Blue Academy were not only stunned, but even the others who knew about it were shocked, what kind of operation is this?
However, in the two academies that performed this activity, everyone was originally a little unhappy, after all, some of the lines in it were about betraying the empire, although it was said that it was in their performance program, but let them say it, it always felt a little unspeakable.
Because the school asked for it, these words were performed by the teachers supervising the students one by one.
This sketch written by Yin Xuehan is actually a bit bloody, the center of the town where the protagonist is located is exactly the dividing line between the two empires, and on both sides of this dividing line stand the soldiers of the two empires.
Every time the common people cross the line, they have to say, "I choose to turn my back on my empire!" ”
Ordinary people, many of whom need to go to the other side to do something every day, they don't have a deep concept of this sentence, they just say it, anyway, when they come back, they all say it again.
But on one side of the town there was a retreating general, who had won numerous battles, but this time, although he had won, it was a miserable victory, and he had been left in this border town, and the empire would not allow him to go back.
He didn't make a mistake, he just won a miserable victory, after all, the other party was ten times stronger than them.
The general's wounds were severe, and when he was carried back, the blood was dripping back, but the doctor who treated the wounds was on the other side of the town, although there was no hatred between the two empires, and they had the same enemies, but in this town, the crossover had to say, "I choose to turn my back on my empire!" This sentence.
The general's body was bleeding, he was seriously injured, and he would die if he didn't get treatment, but he just gritted his teeth and refused to say this sentence when he died.
"General, integrity is important, but your life is even more important!"
"General, say it!"
The general swore to die, his integrity touched the people around him, everyone watched his aura get weaker and weaker, and they couldn't help shouting for him, "I choose to turn my back on my empire!" ”
But there was no way, they couldn't shout, and although the soldiers on the other side respected the general, but the general didn't speak, they couldn't let him go.
Seeing that there was more and more blood on the ground, the general was about to fall into a coma.
One of the men quietly brought a parrot and quietly placed it next to the general's head.
The parrot shouted directly, "I choose to turn my back on my empire!" ”
After it shouted, the soldiers on the other side said with relief, "Since the general said it, let it go!" "If the general's blood continues to be shed, he is afraid that the people in the town on the other side will beat them to death.
This parrot directly became the spokesperson of the general, and it was shouting back and forth, but the soldiers on both sides directly ignored the fact that it was not the general himself.
The general's wounds were healed, and one day he suddenly stood at the demarcation line, and he and his men announced that they had occupied the demarcation line, or rather the town, and drove the soldiers on both sides out of the town, and from then on the people of the town would never have to say that funny oath again.
In it, "I choose to turn my back on my empire!" "It's the most important line, no matter who says it in the end, except for the general, of course... No, he can't be excluded, because the real parrot is too difficult to find, so it is the general who holds a fake parrot in his hand, and this sentence is still said by the person who plays the general.
Fans in the live broadcast room saw this sketch, they were a little speechless, this sketch was specially designed to save talents, but it was really a bit bloody, and it was a little funny, because in this sketch, there was a person who sold tofu with a burden, he had to go back and forth dozens of times a day at the dividing line, and he had to say this line dozens of times a day, and the funniest thing was that he had just said this sentence across the border, and someone called him later, and he had to say it again.
To be honest, the soldiers on both sides are tired of hearing it, but this is the rule above, and everyone has to say this if they want to pass freely.
"This sentence has been repeated so many times, in fact, I can say this sentence without any scruples." Some fans said it very calmly.
"Yes, how did our anchor come up with it?"
"This sentence is the essence of this sketch, the big competition between the two academies, even if you play the general who doesn't need to say this sentence, I don't know how many times I have recited it silently, right?"
"Not really!"
"I'm thinking, our anchor is going to oppose the system of the Haoyue Empire, will this attract the attention of those two systems?"
"What if it gets attention? I think the ancestral brain can definitely contain them. ”
"It's not, the ancestral brain is very powerful!"
"Xiaofei, call Xiaofei! Is Xiaofei the anchor, they can come back after saving everyone in the Haoyue Empire? ”
"That's right, isn't it the task of the anchor and the prince to rescue everyone in the Haoyue Empire?"
"Yes, yes, do you know Xiaofei?"
"I don't know!" Xiao Fei replied directly, "Until now, I don't know whether to solve the system or rescue these people." ”
"Isn't that a two-pronged approach now?"
The teachers and students of the Blue and Purple Courtyards have participated in these performances, and almost all of them have said this.
And since they started performing, everyone feels that they are no longer as obscure as before, whether they draw talismans or learn formations.
At first, the teachers were a little surprised by this discovery, and they couldn't help but quietly try to say that line in their rooms, and then they realized that they were really getting smarter and smarter.
And the most important thing is that the attack charm that used to need to be drawn with a lucky charm is not needed now, although there are failures, but this is the most normal situation, there are failures and successes, and you can be 100% successful with a lucky charm.
There are smart teachers and students who already know the meaning of the school to let the show be performed, and everyone knows each other, and the original dissatisfaction with the show is gone, and everyone will occasionally get together and improvise a little.
There are even people who have added many plots, and the cleaning aunt of the Purple Courtyard can read on the side, "I choose to turn my back on my empire!" "I drew the talisman, and I even succeeded.
At this moment, this sentence was as if he had been blessed, and he found that the high-level talismans he had never drawn before had succeeded.
"Isn't it! Is this what even Heavenly Dao thinks we are saying? The student who spoke looked at the talisman in his hand and cried directly, he thought that he couldn't learn it, and it was originally the empire that limited his development.
Although the deans and elders of the Purple and Blue Courtyards said that it was just a performance, now everyone understood in each other's hearts what was going on.
Although everyone didn't say it explicitly, this show just spread out, and it even became a game that folk children had to play.
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