Chapter 16 Look, what is professionalism!
Everyone looked strange, Natasha burst out laughing, only Coulson opened his mouth, wanting to cry without tears.
Listening to the demon's cursing sound, Tony looked at Harpy's physical state from time to time, and saw that his emotions had calmed down and no longer trembled, before he asked Konstantin.
"Konstantin, now that the demon is sealed in his body, how can we take the demon out?"
Taking a puff of his cigarette, Konstantin held up three fingers.
"There are three ways."
"You say."
"First, you beat him severely, scolding and beating him.
When the demon's soul is fragile and humiliated, and he escapes from his body, we are done. ”
"Uh... How do you scold? ”
Tony was a little embarrassed, really... He's never scolded a demon before!
Knowing that he couldn't, Konstantin gave him a disdainful look.
"Come, look at the shape of my mouth, shout after me... Babas, you old wood!! ”
Harpy's stomach trembled, and the demon's angry voice could be faintly heard.
“......”
[Mood from Tony Stark +333]
It's also too hard.
Let's not talk about whether the demon will come out on its own?
Playing Harpy's good friend, Tony said he couldn't do it.
"No, no, no, change another."
He shook his head and refused.
With an expression I knew would be like this, Konstantin pulled out a pair of nail clippers.
"The second method, caesarean section.
Have a baby, you know? ”
He held nail clippers and gestured with both hands, deducing the process of caesarean section, looking professional.
While making it, I also explained.
"It's the same principle as that, we use a knife to cut his belly open and then take the demon out."
Raising the nail clippers in his hand, Konstantin looked confident.
"I'm sure you've seen my superb demo just now, and you should already have a lot of confidence in me.
Don't worry, Happi handed it over to me, at most I will lose my fertility, and I won't be able to die......"
[Mood from Tony Stark +367]
Ah, this ......
Looking at the shiny nail clippers in the other party's hand, Tony asked himself, he couldn't do such a lack of morality.
For the happiness of his good friend Harpy in the second half of his life, Tony "cruelly" refused in the face of Konstantin's expectant gaze.
“... Well, the last method.
It's to find someone mouth-to-mouth and suck the demon out of his stomach. ”
Konstantin looked disappointed, put away his nail clippers, and replied weakly.
"However, this requires a certain amount of physical fitness.
In the process of inhaling, you should pay attention to the state of the other party at any time, and keep the concentration and rhythm of the inhalation, and you can't mess up. ”
Seeing Tony's face on Fake's face, Konstantin kindly reminded.
"With this method, the physical and mental damage to Harpy is minimal.
As your good friend, you will either grieve yourself, grit your teeth, mouth to mouth, and insist on a look! ”
[Mood from Tony Stark +417]
Constantine... I suspect you have bad intentions!
Tony looked resentful, suffering from the lack of evidence.
Looking at Harpy's thick lips, he didn't know what was going on in his mind, and he subconsciously retched, his face was extremely embarrassed.
"No, no... It's so hard! ”
Tony wanted to refuse, looking at Constance Dante expectantly.
Konstantin hurriedly took two steps back and waved his hand in refusal.
He stepped aside, rubbing his hand on the ground with blood on his hand and drawing a magic circle, and explained with a wicked smile.
"I need to keep an eye on your movements, and I also need to send the demons back to Hell with the final seal, so it can only be you."
Seeing that the other party had a good reason, Tony turned to Natasha and Pepper.
[Coming to Natasha Romanoff's Mood +417]
[Mood from Pepper Bochs +441]
The two ladies shook their heads again and again, as if they had taken ecstasy, and loudly refused.
Finally, all eyes were on it.
[Sentiment from Phil Coulson: +473]
“...... I? ”
Coulson looked dumbfounded.
"Although it is not artificial respiration, it requires a certain level of professionalism.
As a professional agent, this kind of thing must be difficult for you! ”
Tony's eyes lit up, and he immediately dragged the reluctant Coulson over desperately.
Coulson had a black face, stumbling, and didn't know what PY trade he had made with Tony.
As soon as he stomped his feet, gritted his teeth, and with a generous and righteous expression, he kissed Harpy's plump lips.
Oh~No~
[Coming to Natasha Romanoff's Mood +473]
[Mood from Tony Stark +527]
[Mood from Pepper Bozz +466]
As the sound of sucking and snorting continued to sound, the atmosphere in the room became more and more strange.
The crowd couldn't bear to look at it, and with the diligent efforts of Agent Coulson, they paid the price of a red and swollen mouth, and finally sucked the demon out of Harpy's body with difficulty.
Konstantin seized the opportunity, dragged the demon by the hand, and sent the opponent back to hell through the magic circle that had already been drawn.
Boom!!
There was nothing but the unwilling roar of the demon in the air.
"I swear, I'm going to take you to hell - Phil Coulson!!"
"......" Coulson.
Twitching all over, Harpy didn't know what kind of sweet dream he had in his dream, and involuntarily licked his thick lips.
Coulson quickly stood up and stepped aside, wiping his mouth with a tissue vigorously.
"Mr. Constantine, the demons were sent to hell by you, what about the spirits?"
Glancing at each other's mouths amusefully, Konstantin shrugged: "Left." ”
"Left? So how can we find it? ”
"Why look for it?" Konstantin was puzzled.
Huh?
Everyone was puzzled.
"Whatever its power, it is essentially a wraith, and cannot be compared to a creature like a demon in person.
In the previous conflict with the demon, it was not lightly injured and hid.
I don't think it can be repaired without forty or fifty years of restoration. ”
I see.
Everyone nodded their heads.
"Mr. Constantine, I now formally invite you to join us in S.H.I.E.L.D., we have ......"
"I refuse."
Before Coulson could finish speaking, Konstantin chose to refuse.
"Mr. Konstantin, I think our cooperation is quite pleasant, should you think about it again.
Our S.H.I.E.L.D. is affiliated with the United Nations, and our salary and benefits are the best in the industry, and there are subsidies for each operation, and there are ......"
Coulson spat lotus, and wanted to work hard, introduce hard, and strive to pull the other party into his own organization.
This was also the order given by Director Nick Fury after learning about Konstantin's situation.
In fact, after finding Tony, Coulson had already told Director Fury about the situation in advance.
However, Konstantin's attitude was very decisive.
"Hehe, I've had a lot of dealings with guys like you, I'm sorry... I can't trust you! ”