Chapter 32: Deadpool: Konstantin, you're too good to pretend!
Inside Sister Margaret's Bar.
Confused lights flickered overhead, and a group of tattooed mercenaries blew beer and made random jokes.
Click~
As Natasha pushed the door in, the male hormones in the bar spiked rapidly, and they laughed loudly at the strength of the drink.
"Yo~ Who is this girl? How much does it cost overnight? ”
"I like the way she has fine skin and tender meat, it must be very pleasant to scream!"
"See those long legs? It's simply superb! ”
"Hahaha......"
It wasn't until Natasha pulled out the lady's pistol that the guys were quiet for a few moments.
There has always been a legend in the mercenary world that once you meet three characters: a child, an old man or a beautiful woman, you must be very careful!
"Konstantin, look at that girl, that huge body!" Sitting in front of the bar, a silly dick in a red tight-fitting suit and carrying two carbon steel knives dragged Konstantin's arm back and forth and screamed.
Glancing at him with disgust, Konstantin silently pulled away.
Speaking of which, this Marvel universe is really strange, there is no mutant with X genes, but Konstantin accidentally met Deadpool.
Deadpool, formerly known as Wade Wilson, is a former special forces operative,
In a genetic experiment, he obtained super regenerative ability, whether it was cutting off his head or pulling out internal organs, for Deadpool, who had super regenerative ability, was not even a minor injury.
"Haha... She must have come for me! ”
Seeing that Konstantin disliked it, Deadpool didn't care about it, but crossed his waist and shook his ass to get excited.
Speaking of which, his Deadpool can be regarded as the number one figure in the mercenary world, and he is confident that among these crooked melons and cracked dates, only he Deadpool is the most beautiful boy in the audience!
"Idiot."
Rolling his eyes, Konstantin silently exhaled a puff of smoke rings.
Natasha Romanoff, codenamed Black Widow, is an ace female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
It's impossible for an important character like this to be here for no reason.
Sure enough, she looked this way.
Konstantin's expression remained unchanged, and he naturally turned sideways, only Deadpool couldn't see the situation at all, and shook his body back and forth excitedly to block Natasha's vision repeatedly.
"See, Konstantin? She's looking at me, she's been looking at me, isn't she? ”
[Mood from Natasha Romanov +473]
Natasha rolled her eyes angrily: "......"
"Chick, you don't know who you are when you have a gun? Hurry up and have a drink with Lao Tzu! ”
In the mercenary world, there is always no shortage of some iron-clad characters.
No, the "warriors" who challenged the legend appeared.
admired the courage of the other party, with a cold face, Natasha hit the "head".
"Shhhh
Seeing the "Warrior" clenching his legs and trembling and falling, Deadpool hurriedly protected the little Deadpool as if he felt empathy.
"It's too spicy, it's too spicy... Little Deadpool was frightened. ”
However, there is always a bit of personal relationship between the mercenaries in Sister Margaret's bar.
Seeing one's own people being bullied by outsiders in their own territory, that is unbearable.
They patted their chests, and a dozen people rushed out in a row, with plenty of confidence, howling.
In just over a minute, he howled and was beaten back, and all the staff knelt on the ground with their legs between their legs, and GG was punched out in pain.
"Shhh...... It hurts, it hurts, Mr. Wade can't stand this! ”
A dozen or so of the same parts were hit hard in a row, and Deadpool was numb as he took two steps back, sat back at the bar, and drank a glass of beer to suppress the shock.
"Mr. Constantine, a $100,000 commission, I wonder if you're interested?"
Seeing that no one was provoking her again, Natasha hooked her red lips, walked over with her long legs, twisted her waist and walked over affectionately.
Click.
"Not interested."
took out the lighter and lit a cigarette, Konstantin put the cigarette in his mouth, and refused coldly.
"My firm has a thriving business, dozens of commissions a day, and only $100,000 ......"
[Mood from Natasha Romanoff +500]
“......”
Natasha twitched the corners of her mouth, scolding inwardly.
Can we not put gold on our faces, just your cold and deserted office, and now you haven't even received a formal commission!
Seeing that the $100,000 was ineffective, Natasha quickly changed her strategy.
A full-fledged agent who will always create opportunities on his own.
stepped forward and leaned against the bar, rhythmically pulled down the zipper of her blouse, slowly revealing her full white breasts, her eyebrows and eyes were silky, with a fatal temptation, one hand against her chin, and she breathed like an orchid.
"Mr. Konstantin, you ......"
"Konstantin, you're too TM to pretend to be forced! Don't do $100,000 in business, come and teach your brothers! ”
Seeing Konstantin's face change instantly, his temperament became cold, and Deadpool was stunned.
He threw himself on his knees, stretched out his hands and firmly hugged Konstantin's thighs, and howled.
No wonder Konstantin is so popular with women, if he Deadpool had this ability, why would he still have to live in a rented house with Vanessa, he would have gone to heaven and earth a long time ago!
[Mood from Wade Wilson +623]
Natasha's expression froze on her face, and she wanted to suck Deadpool, the interjecting bastard.
The beauty scheme has just begun... It's in the soup.
Pushing Deadpool's head away, Konstantin was speechless.
Ever since I met a stupid dick, I feel like my IQ has dropped again and again.
"No, you can't be affected by this stupid dick......"
With this in mind, Konstantin decided to change his attitude.
"Leave Wade alone, talk about the commission."
[Mood from Natasha Romanoff +501]
With a joy in her heart, she didn't care about Deadpool's stupid cock, and Natasha began to introduce the content of the commission.
"In Manhattan, there are often an unusual number of dead during the week.
All of them are covered with a large amount of water and sediment, blocking the cavities and trachea, causing suffocation and death......
"When we compared the data with the Hudson River water sources, we were surprised to find that the composition of the two was strikingly consistent."
"What's even more terrifying is that the dead body actually started to move the next night......"
"So, we at S.H.I.E.L.D. suspect... This case is highly likely related to supernatural forces! ”
Taking the document handed by Natasha, Konstantin flipped through it casually, revealing an interested expression.
"$100,000... Okay, I took it. ”
On the ground, Deadpool's eyes straightened.
......
Hudson river.
It is a famous river in the state of New York, USA, with a total length of 507 kilometers.
Originating in the Adirondack Mountains, the Mohawk River joins the upper Hudson River, the Erie Canal to the west, and the Port of New York at its end, and is an important economic lifeline for New York State.
Near Pier 5, somewhere on a shoal.
Natasha with Konstantin and a certain deadpool with a dead face came over, and they were talking about a male corpse.