Chapter 18: Jia Zhang's Howl
"Hey!!" Jia Zhang's mouth let out a miserable howl, her right foot mixed with her left foot, and the whole person instantly rushed forward, 'poof', fell to the ground heavily, and her head crashed into the stove ash that had just been shoveled out on the side.
(In a wood-burning stove, after a certain amount of firewood has been burned, a considerable amount of stove ash will accumulate inside, and at this time, these stove ashes need to be shoveled out so as not to affect the fire.) This kind of thing should be known to people from rural areas. )
"Ah......" An even more poignant howl came from Jia Zhang's mouth, although the stove ash that had just been shoveled out was put away for a while, but the residual temperature was not low, and Jia Zhang's was instantly unbearable, she jumped up like a frog, shouting pain, while constantly jumping, coupled with the dust on her side, it looked funny......
The crowd in the "........" courtyard, including the second aunt and the third aunt who were driven out after hearing the sound, and some other neighbors, couldn't help but want to laugh out loud when they saw this, especially when they saw Jia Zhang's self-inflicted embarrassment, everyone's faces were flushed, if it wasn't for the inappropriate scene, I believe everyone would have laughed out loud.
"Mom, what's wrong with you? How could you fall. Qin Huairu on the side was in a hurry, she didn't have to think about it, she knew that this time Jia Zhang's would not feel good, the temperature of the stove ash was not low, so it was strange to hit it headlong and not be burned.
Sure enough, the truth was the same as she thought, and when Qin Huairu came to Jia Zhang's side and saw the blisters that appeared on Jia Zhang's face, Qin Huairu panicked for the first time in her heart.
"Huairu, it hurts, my face hurts so much!" Jia Zhangshi shouted, now her whole face is full of scalded blisters, and it is still itchy, but she also knows that she can't mess around, otherwise, once it is broken, the consequences will be more serious, so Jia Zhang's can only endure the pain and itchiness on her face, constantly jumping her feet, and shouting pain on her mouth.
"Huairu, go and get a doctor, hurry up!" Jia Zhang's pain couldn't stand it, and she felt that she couldn't last long.
"Jia Zhang, are you stupid, why don't you go directly to the hospital to see a doctor at this time, why are you still waiting for a doctor here? Are you idle and slow to heal? Yu Lin's daughter-in-law Wang Ping kindly reminded.
"Yes, go to the hospital, Mom, we need to go to the hospital as soon as possible." Qin Huairu reacted and hurriedly dragged Jia Zhang's family to the hospital.
Jia Zhang's family didn't make a mistake at this time, got up very cooperatively, and with the support of Qin Huairu, he quickly left the courtyard and went to the hospital for treatment.
Looking at the backs of Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang's fast departure, the laughter in the courtyard finally rang out.
"Hahahaha......." Countless laughter instantly enveloped the entire courtyard, and the people outside the courtyard heard these laughter, their faces showed a look of confusion, and secretly said, is there anything funny going on inside, why are so many people laughing.
Of course, these laughter also reached the ears of Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu, who were heading to the hospital, and the faces of the two showed extremely embarrassed looks, but the next moment, Jia Zhang's eyes were full of resentment.
"Zhou Jianguo, you Tiansha Lone Star, you wait, I will never let you have a good time, I ....... Oops....... It hurts! When Jia Zhang's scolding, the muscles on her face shook too violently, and the injuries on her face were affected again, which made her feel even more painful.
"If you want me to look good, hehe, Jia Zhang, I'll wait!" Zhou Jianguo felt a burst of contempt in his heart, you Jia Zhang suffered such a big loss, and you didn't know that you made it secretly, what qualifications do you have to say these cruel words.
"Jianguo, you better be careful, the Jia family is unreasonable and has to argue for three points, now that the Jia Zhang family has such a big thing in front of your yard, I'm afraid that they will find you trouble when they come back." Aunt Yi said worriedly.
How else to say that there are definitely your neighbors among the people who know you best, no, an aunt will see it clearly immediately, and then the Jia family will definitely come back to find trouble with Zhou Jianguo.
"Yes, Jianguo, Jia Zhang is not a good person, she suffered such a big loss this time, and she will definitely come back to make trouble after that." Lou Xiao'e also said worriedly.
Lou Xiao'e and the Jia family are both in the front yard, so she is very clear about some of the words and deeds of the Jia family.
"Jianguo, this Jia Zhang clan is indeed not a fuel-efficient lamp, you have to be careful. Otherwise, you will sleep in your aunt's house tonight, in this case, Jia Zhang's family will not dare to come to the door. Wang Ping suggested.
As a person in the same courtyard, who doesn't know who, everyone knows that the unreasonableness of the Jia family is known, but Wang Ping's family doesn't look down on the Jia family, Jia Zhang's family really wants to come to the door, without Wang Ping's hands, the two calves in her family can make Jia Zhang's family look good.
"That's it, Jianguo, I'll sleep with you at night, and see what Jia Zhang's can do to you." Yu Junjun drooled while watching the boiled peanuts, and said confidently.
"Brother Army, I really don't have to be afraid of Jia Zhang's when I go to sleep with you, but I'm afraid that your feet will stink me." Zhou Jianguo said with a smile.
"Hey....... Men, it's normal to have smelly feet, and if your feet don't smell, you're not a man! Yu Junjun was very thick-skinned and defended, but if you look closely, you will find that there is still a hint of shame on his face.
"Hahaha......." Everyone also found out about this and laughed.
"Jokes are jokes, Jianguo, let's sleep in Uncle Yu's house at night." Yu Lin said, and then turned to the army and gave an order: "Wash your feet well tonight, I can even smell the smell of your feet." ”
"Dad........ I know! Yu Jun replied a little reluctantly, washing his feet or something is the most troublesome.
Hehe, when I was a child, I didn't like to wash my feet very much, every time I was called to wash my feet, I was able to escape, I couldn't escape, and I just put my feet into the basin of water, and many times, even the surface of my feet was not wet, hehe......
"Uncle Yu, thank you." Zhou Jianguo thanked him first, and then said with a smile: "However, Uncle Yu, I'm not easy to provoke, if Jia Zhang's family really doesn't know how to provoke me again, it's great that when the time comes, I will lie down directly and pretend to have a heart attack, and then I will see how she ends." ”
"Jianguo, you are amazing!" Uncle Yu gave a thumbs up and praised Zhou Jianguo's idea.
Yes, people have heart disease, if Jia Zhang wants to find trouble, he will lie down directly when the time comes, and no one can afford to pay this responsibility.
How did Yu Lin know that Zhou Jianguo said this sentence in order to calm their hearts, his real thoughts have always been to retaliate with a tooth for a tooth, if the Jia family provokes him again, Zhou Jianguo will definitely not let them have a good time.
He has such a treasure as the Cave Heaven Orb, if he still cringes when dealing with the Jia family, how can he be worthy of this golden finger.
It's like Jia Zhang's came to spill on herself just now, her fate is not good, she was directly blistered on her face, now, it will definitely not be better in a month, and the next time she comes to provoke herself, the consequences of the punishment will only be more serious.
"It's still Jianguo, you are smart, yes, when the time comes, if you directly pretend to have a heart attack, Jia Zhang's face will definitely be white with fright, hehehe...... It's fun to think about. ”
I don't know if I thought of Jia Zhang's face being scared white, or thought of the fun scene at that time, Lou Xiao'e couldn't help laughing, and the other people on the side of the listen also laughed, and everyone was looking forward to Jia Zhang's being scared.
"Yo, what's the matter with everyone laughing so happily?" When the third master Yan Bugui came home from work, he happened to hear many laughter in the courtyard.
"It's so fragrant, it's the smell of peanuts, but why is it so fragrant?" The third master also smelled the fragrance of boiled peanuts, and the greed in his heart was hooked.
It's no wonder that the three masters reacted so much, these tender peanuts were taken out of the Dongtian Treasure Bead, and the water used to cook the peanuts was also the river water in the Cave Heaven Treasure Bead, and the boiled peanuts tasted more fragrant.
"Nothing, we were just telling a joke." The third mother replied with a smile, she took the lunch box from the third master's hand, took it to the house and put it away.
There are meals brought back by the three masters, and when the three masters eat lunch in the school, they usually only eat half of it, and the remaining half is brought home, which has been the case for several years.
"Three masters." Seeing the three masters coming over, Zhou Jianguo and others greeted him.
"Jianguo, this is the boiled peanuts you made?" The third master washed his hands, looked at the stove in front of Zhou Jianguo's door and asked, the smell of boiled peanuts in the stove was so fragrant, he couldn't stand it after smelling it, and his mouth was drooling.
"Yes, how about it, three masters, the boiled peanuts I made taste good." Zhou Jianguo replied while cooking boiled peanuts.
"Well, it smells so good." The third master nodded, his eyes staring straight at the boiled peanuts, the meaning was quite obvious.
"Jianguo, how did you cook it, this fragrance is so fragrant." The third master couldn't help but ask.
"Three masters, it's not how I cook it, but I use tender peanuts, fresh peanuts, and the taste of such fresh and tender peanuts will not be bad." Zhou Jianguo said with a smile, his voice was a little loud, and everyone around him could hear it.
He said this not only to the three masters, but also to the people around him, putting all the responsibility on the fresh and tender peanuts, so that others would not ask him about the secret recipe or something.
To be honest, where does he have any secret recipes, the most important reason why these tender peanuts are so fragrant is because of the life spirit liquid.
"It's really fresh and tender peanuts." Lou Xiao'e cooperated very well here, she used a spatula to scoop up some peanuts, and after looking at it, such a sentence suddenly came to her mouth.
The three masters and the others saw it, and there were no longer any doubts in their hearts.
In fact, the taste of fresh and tender peanuts is indeed much sweeter than the taste of ordinary boiled peanuts, but they generally don't buy those fresh and tender peanuts, and they are not willing to buy them.