Chapter 44: When Can I?
It can be said that Zhong Wenliang's dinner ended while watching Li Yuhan feast, I thought that Yuhan would have no place to put desserts in the future, but this guy actually asked for a double portion!
"Miss Li is really temperamental." Zhong Wenliang's smile was a little unpredictable.
"I've had a meal, don't call Miss Li or Miss Li, it's okay to call me Xiaoli or Yuhan." Yu Han wiped the corners of his mouth, and his eyes were a little sluggish because he was too full.
"Yuhan...... It's a nice name. Then you are the same, call me Wenliang. ”
"Otherwise, it's okay, you call me Xiao Li, and I'll call you Lao Zhong." Yuhan's eyes lit up, and Yoyo gave a death look, "How does this sound like the mountains are more like worshipping." ”
"Okay, if you think it's good. What does Xiao Li usually like to do in his leisure time? Hearing Zhong Wenliang ask, Youyou suddenly felt that her newly glued head was about to explode again, and sure enough, Yuhan would not disappoint her.
"I don't have any hobbies, I just like to sleep, sleep until I wake up naturally and then eat, and then ...... And he went to sleep again. ”
"My God! And so it was! Yoyo smiled awkwardly and lowered her head to fiddle with her phone, if it weren't for Yu Han stepping on her feet underneath, she would have wanted to leave eight hundred years ago!
Zhong Wenliang was obviously stimulated, he smacked his mouth twice and smiled awkwardly and politely, "That Xiao Li must be very busy with his usual work......
The sentence "You have to pay attention to your body" didn't have time to say Yuhan said, "Actually, I'm not busy, I just graduated, I'm neither the backbone of the company nor the business elite, I'm not busy at all." I just like to eat and sleep, sleep and eat. ”
Well, if there is a crack in the ground now, Xu Youyou will definitely be the first to get into it.
"So that's the case......" Zhong Wenliang touched his forehead, didn't he say that the other party was a good young man in the new era who was knowledgeable, reasonable, empathetic, and had good ability? Why is it that I have been working so hard for so long, is it because I have amnesia or because I am blind? What is there about this person in front of you that is related to what the introducer described?
If it weren't for the fact that the introducer was his uncle, Zhong Wenliang would have suspected that the person had taken a lot of benefits from the Li family.
"What do you do, old bell?" Rarely, Yuhan also asked a decent question.
"Oh, I'm a venture capitalist at a public company."
"Sounds lofty! Then you must be very good, right? As long as you operate the operation keyboard every day, hundreds of millions of assets are in your hands. Yu Han stared at Zhong Wenliang salivating, "That's ...... It's not that good, I'm mainly just ......"
"Why are you so modest? We're all so familiar with each other, and we may be more familiar in the future, so what's wrong with revealing a little bit in advance? Do you want to surprise me? ”
"It's not...... I'm not ......" Zhong Wenliang felt that there was no way to chat with a girl like Yuhan.
"Don't be modest, old Zhong, listen to what your family said, you are a great cow! High-achieving students studying abroad, leaders in the domestic industry, not only have a solid family background, but also have strength, and more importantly, they are still so young, Lao Zhong, if I were half as powerful as you, I would have gone up to the sky long ago! But if you're so good, why haven't you found a girlfriend yet? ”
This is indeed a large-scale shooting scene! If you change seats, ordinary people will either choose to avoid politely, or tactfully find an excuse to prevaricate, but this honest and honest Zhong Wenliang is indeed not an ordinary person, he lifted his glasses and showed a calm smile after panicking, and said softly, "That's because my mate selection standards are relatively high!" ”
High! It's really high! It's really a chess opponent, and you will meet ...... Oh no, the road is narrow.
"Tell me, what are your standards? I used this little notebook to write it down. Yu Han said as he picked up the codex that had been thrown aside.
"First of all, it's about the body......"
OMG! It's really enough...... Straightforward! Youyou glanced at Yu Han, thinking that you are going to bring humiliation on yourself now!
"Because my size is not outstanding, for the sake of the next generation, I want to find someone who is more than 1.65 meters tall, so that my descendants can not suffer from height confusion in the future. The weight should be less than 100 pounds, and even if you get married and pregnant in the future, it is best not to weigh more than 110 pounds, because I don't like fat. In terms of appearance, although my genes are very good, but in case of a boy in the future, there are more looks like his mother, so even if I don't judge by appearance, for the sake of the next generation, I still think it is better to find a good-looking one. As for academic qualifications, of course I know, there are not many girls who are required to be as dominant in their studies as I am. Therefore, my requirements will also be lowered, basically graduate students from key domestic universities, strong foreign language skills, and be able to understand basic social interactions. Then there is the need to be kind-hearted and filial, and to me, especially to my parents, to be like blood relatives. If we get married in the future, in terms of housework, although my salary is enough to pay my aunt, I don't like to be disturbed by outsiders at home, so it is better for the future partner to have good housework skills. Like Xiao Li, I don't have too much pickiness about food, and I still like Western food abroad in recent years, so my future wife should still be able to cook Western food, of course, if the level of Chinese food is good enough, Western food cooking skills can also be ignored. I'm a conservative person and don't want my wife to show up too much, but that's not to say that my wife doesn't know how to socialize, after all, I still need my wife to be present at social occasions. I don't plan to have children too early, but I can put it on the agenda after a year of marriage, after all, if it is too late, I am worried about the development and intelligence of the children. And ......"
Zhong Wenliang gushed endlessly, Li Yuhan was working hard to write, Xu Youyou was shocked by Zhong Wenliang's deafening high-profile mate selection criteria on the side, and his mouth was half open, and he almost drooled.
"I also hope that my wife and I can have the same hobbies, common language, and common living habits, so that they can better adapt to my life. Although venture capital seems to be a very prosperous profession and the income is also very good, the people who are really involved in it also know that the pressure on us is also quite high, especially for someone like me who is a little accomplished, the pressure is even greater. It's best if my wife can have a little bit of psychological counseling knowledge and can help me relieve stress when I'm stressed. Zhong Wenliang's eyes were filled with exhaustion and anxiety due to stress.
"Lao Zhong didn't plan to consider going to a psychiatrist to take a look?" Yu Han carefully looked at the notes he had made, and made marks in some places from time to time.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, first of all, I've listened carefully to your criteria for choosing a mate. I feel that these standards are indeed not high for you, and I feel that some of the standards are low, and I feel wronged by you. Yu Han bit the tip of his pen and looked at the notes on the codex and frowned.
"Do you really think so?" Exhaustion and anxiety were fleeting, if it weren't for Yu Han's timely hiding, Zhong Wenliang almost grabbed Yu Han's hand.
"Of course...... After all, people like you...... It's rare, indeed. As for what kind of person Zhong Wenliang is, Yu Han didn't say.
"It's great, to be honest, Miss Li is the first person to agree with these points of view! I'm so happy, I don't think I'll ever meet a girl who understands me so well in my life! I didn't expect that God would favor me so much! So Miss Li is a little satisfied with me? Zhong Wenliang was a little excited, could it be that he really affected the development of other aspects because he read too well? Even Youyou, who just felt that Yu Han was sorry for Zhong Wenliang, looked at him in surprise for a long time at this moment.
"Of course I'm satisfied with such good conditions, I just want to know when I can see my uncle and aunt? When can we get married? ”
I've never seen Yu Han so violent, no matter how reserved Zhong Wenliang is, he can't hold it back, and he almost choked himself half to death with a mouthful of spit.
"You...... Are you in such a hurry? Zhong Wenliang asked.
"If you want to say that the conditions are not suitable, of course I'm not in a hurry, but like Lao Zhong, you are so good, if I'm not in a hurry, I'm worried that others will take the lead!"
"Xiao Li...... Xiao Li is really humorous! ”
"It's not humor, I'm telling the truth." Yu Han's serious nodding made Yoyo discover another big skill of her best friend, overcoming obstacles and Oscar!
"Let's just talk about your conditions, I am one meter six or seven tall, weigh about ninety pounds, and I haven't had any big waves for so many years. The most important thing is that I don't take any diet pills, I don't do any weight loss exercises, I am completely born with a good body! As for having a baby after getting married, I think I have been born beautiful for so many years, and it won't be too bad in the future! The second is the appearance, although I think this thing is benevolent and wise, but you look at me, this is original everywhere, there is no processing ingredient, look at this skin, to tell you the truth, I just put on a little oil when I went out in the morning, and I didn't do anything else, just this lip is a lip balm without color, this eyelash, this eye, is it very good? Yu Han got up and approached Zhong Wenliang to show him his prosperous beauty, I don't know if he was scared or ashamed, Zhong Wenliang tried to lean back half of his body, and he didn't even dare to look at it.
"As for academic qualifications...... Although I don't graduate from a prestigious university for the time being, as long as you are willing to support me, I think I can go to some kind of working graduate school or something after marriage. When it comes to oral communication in English, this is not a problem. With Lao Zhong's connections and capital, he can send me abroad for a year and a half, so when I come back, isn't this English top-notch? Even if there is no pure London accent, this Beijing-style English is not that bad, right? As for kindness, it must be me! I have had a kind heart since I was a child, and in order not to starve the mosquitoes to death, I put them all under the mosquito nets of my brothers. As for cooking...... Although I haven't done it since I was a child, it's no problem to cook a pack of instant noodles, don't you like Western food, Lao Zhong? Can I also add a little pasta to the cooking of the noodles, won't that? As for socializing......
"That, Xiao Li, wait a minute, I'm ...... This ......" Zhong Wenliang's face turned from white to black, from black to purple, and finally turned a little green, I don't know what the reason is, I can't say it completely, and the whole person trembles.
"Old bell, you...... Are you alright? Yuhan asked.
"It's okay, it's definitely okay, but if you don't mind, Xiao Li, can I go to the bathroom first?"