Chapter 85: "I'm going to be an Internet celebrity! Be the number one internet celebrity in the mercenary world! ”
"$200,000, deal!"
Smiling brightly, Deadpool turned his pistol and agreed.
And this kind of good thing, it's just a corpse, and the master did it!
As for the wraith?
Is Deadpool still seeing less?
Since he met that bastard of Konstantin, he has been a sacrifice more than once or twice, and he is not a demon, just a resentful spirit, a small case~
After dealing with Deadpool, in order to deal with the resentful spirits, Coulson, Natasha, Leon, Davency and Constantine 5 people recuperated and waited until daytime.
Their intention was to go into the water at noon, when the sun was at its strongest, but the weather turned gloomy by noon.
Call Deadpool and everyone gathers together to stand on the banks of the Hudson River and make a final tactical arrangement.
"Listen, Wade, as soon as you find Chu Renmei's body, don't hesitate to leave immediately!
There are a lot of those living corpses, and even if you have an immortal body against them in the water, you won't have a good chance of winning......"
As she spoke, Natasha handed him a special smartwatch and told him how to use it.
"The world's most advanced intelligent navigation system has been installed.
Wade, we have marked the location of Chu Renmei, and after you dive into the water, follow the direction given by this watch. ”
"Okay, okay, no problem, no problem."
Deadpool took the watch, put it on his left wrist, and excitedly took out his phone to take a few selfies for himself.
Click, click, click.
"Wade, it's only been a few days, and your style has changed so much?"
With a cigarette in his mouth, Constantine raised his hand and drew a protective spell and printed it on Deadpool's back.
"This spell can resist the spiritual attacks of the resentful spirits for you, and prevent you from seeing illusions."
"Thanks, Konstantin."
He twisted his waist and didn't feel any difference: "Recently, I watched some short videos and found that their craftsmanship is too pediatric, so I thought seriously all night and made a difficult decision. ”
"What decision?"
"Hmph, it's going to knock your jaw off."
Holding his chest out, Deadpool said proudly, "I'm going to be an Internet celebrity!" Be the number one internet celebrity in the mercenary world! ”
"......" Konstantin looked at him, his complicated eyes as if he was looking at a retarded person.
"What a genius idea, I've got your back! That's right... On which platform? ”
"Kicker."
"Yes~ It's a big platform, what's the content of the show?"
"I'm going to make my process of doing the task like editing a blockbuster, and I'm sure it's going to be an instant hit!"
“...... Very creative, nice. Patting him on the shoulder, Konstantin encouraged: "Tell me when you upload it, my brother will definitely go to cheer!" ”
"Hahahaha, Lao Kang, after the two of us have something to share, you can cheer up now~"
He licked his face and smiled very lewdly, but Konstantin wouldn't tell him, just the B-class picture of Deadpool's stumps flying around, not to mention the question of interrogation, the police would arrest him when they saw him.
Speechless, he slapped his face away, and Konstantin drew the circle.
"Dude, this bottle of milk I carefully concocted, you must take it with you on the road."
Getting out of a red fire truck, Leon walked over and put his arms around his shoulders, nervously pulled out a small bottle of milk and handed it to Deadpool.
“......”
Holding the bottle, Deadpool blinks his eyes.
I'm going to go on this expedition, do you know when I go into the water? The kind that carries the oxygen tank downstream.
You let me get milk?
[Mood from Wade Wilson +731]
"Brother, I've seen a lot of people in the world, but it's the first time I've seen you so sick."
Slapping away his hand stretched out to his forehead, Li Ang said with disdain: "You are uneducated, right?" After years of painstaking research, I found that milk is the most lethal to the spirits.
So, this bottle of milk is not an ordinary bottle of milk! ”
"Oh... Pure or sour? ”
Holding it in his hand and looking at it, Deadpool became a little interested, and some wanted to open this unusual bottle of milk and lick it to take a look.
"Pure, I went to milk it myself this morning, and it's fresh."
Li Ang said a word, and seeing that he had a tendency to open, he hurriedly stopped him.
"Don't open it yet, this bottle of milk is 7 times more effective than ordinary milk, and the effect will be weakened if you open it now!"
"Why 7 times? What did you add? ”
Deadpool asked, very straightforwardly.
"I poured 7 bottles of milk into a pot and boiled slowly, and the rest of the essence at the end was the essence!"
“......”
Brother, you are not lightly ill!
Which hospital is this great talent who left people here?
Deadpool would love to open his head and take a look at this guy's brain circuitry, why is it so different?
However, Mr. Deadpool said he liked it.
He put the bottle in his pocket and put his backhand around Leon's shoulder and grinned.
"Good brother~ You are a friend, I have made a decision, do you want to introduce a girl to you to get to know, I am old in S.H.I.E.L.D., ......"
Not far away, Natasha, who was directing her subordinates to work, sneezed violently, and she didn't know what the two men were talking about, why there was no pre-war tension at all.
......
15 minutes later.
When everything was ready, Deadpool made an OK gesture to the others, put on his oxygen mask, and jumped into the river with a thud.
The watch on his left wrist clearly marked his way forward, and he followed the instructions on the watch to descend and dive.
The further down the line of sight became, Deadpool looked at the shadows below and had to turn on the small searchlight overhead to get a clear view.
On the shore, some S.H.I.E.L.D. agents set up tents and manipulated two intelligent machines equipped with weapons to descend into the water, which did not necessarily serve any purpose, but slowly followed Deadpool as insurance.
In the water, as Deadpool went deeper and deeper, the temperature of the river became more and more cold.
"Shhhh It's super cold! ”
Shivering, Deadpool rubbed his palm coldly, and the surroundings were already pitch black, not even a sound, and only his dull breathing could be heard in his ears.
"$200,000, it's really not so easy to earn!"
After moving his body, Deadpool continued to dive, and soon he came to the bottom of the river, following the instructions of his left wrist watch.
Suddenly, his eyes were stunned, and he found a large patch of aquatic plants in front of him.
When he got closer, he realized that these were aquatic plants, but human arms!
With a blue complexion and sharp nails, they emerge from the bottom of the river and gently sway like seaweed with the flow of water.
[Mood from Wade Wilson +748]
"I'm going... Horror movies don't dare to shoot like this! ”
Deadpool was shocked, he couldn't count so many arms.
And the scariest thing is... They're still alive!