Chapter 67: Can You Die If You Are Not So Smart?
Love is such a magical thing, although the lovers in the spring breeze cover it up in every possible way, outsiders can still peek out from the expressions conveyed by the corners of the lover's eyes and eyebrows at a glance. is also like Xu Youyou who left, and like ......
In the underground garage of happy beauty, Lu Xiao was groveling in front of the car door waiting to carry Yu Han on his back, but Yu Han felt that this was already at the door of the house, and there was an elevator, and more importantly, he might meet acquaintances or even relatives here, so he tried hard to refuse to land Xiao.
"I've told you everything, I'm going to say less and do more in the future." Lu Xiao moved his legs, which were a little sore due to stalemate, patted his shoulder, and stubbornly asked Yu Han to climb up.
"Director Lu, how many times have I told you, I really don't need it, are you telling me to use my own feet?" Not far away, a car slowly drove at an intersection and passed by, and Yu Han breathed a sigh of relief.
"I've told you how many times I've really, really, really really want to carry you. Also, you also have to judge the situation, while I am still full of eyes and the world is full of you, you still don't make good use of me, if it is a long time in the future, the days are long, I am tired of you, I am afraid I will not give this opportunity in vain! ”
"Director Lu, is your use of this extremely inappropriate word?"
"Then you keep confronting me, do you think you are talking like that? Now that they have become my people, shouldn't they obediently listen to me? Why does my husband say a sentence to you, and my husband says a sentence to you? Isn't that fun? Lu Xiao looked quite serious with a straight face.
"You give me a little quiet...... Yu Han stepped forward to cover Lu Xiao's mouth with a slap, but Lu Xiao didn't give her this opportunity, grabbed that wrist and carefully pulled it outward, and Yu Han was on Lu Xiao's back again.
"It would have been nice to be so obedient earlier." Lu Xiao checked upwards, locked the car with his hand, and finally got his wish with a smug smile.
"I said Director Lu, do you like to like the new and hate the old?"
"I can't decide whether I like the new or the old. Even if I don't like the new and hate the old, but with my appearance, my strength, and my ability, there are not many people who are alive! I'm not Megumi Yanagishita, so it's possible if you can't hold back and glance at others. ”
"Okay, you are a handsome man, you know your belly of flowers!" Yu Han pinched Lu Xiao's back twice, and Lu Xiao laughed. "I know you didn't give me any good names, and you're a pretty man! You'll be my wife in the future, remember to think of a nice name! ”
"What's nice? I don't talk sweetly! Yu Han saw that there was a hair on Lu Xiao's neck that was particularly prominent, so he stretched out his hand to make a ruthless move, Lu Xiao sighed, and the strong hair was in Yu Han's hand.
"That's fine! You also learn from me, do more and talk less. It doesn't matter if you don't have a nice name, how about at least a hundred kisses a day? ”
"You've had enough! I feel like I've fallen into a wolf's den! Or a pervert! Mom! I want to go home! Yu Han lay on Lu Xiao's back and cried and pressed the elevator on the twenty-sixth floor.
"It's useless to cry, I promise that my aunt will definitely like me if she knows about it." Lu Xiao shook his hair at the reflective wall in the elevator.
"Don't be so brazen, okay? My parents are very demanding of their future son-in-law, so don't be complacent! Yu Han grabbed Lu Xiao's two earlobes and played with them in his hands.
"Hey!" A bleak cloud of gloom swept across Lu Xiao's face.
"What's wrong? Scared? Yu Han leaned on Lu Xiao's ear and whispered banter.
"Honestly, it's a bit of a bit." Lu Xiao's expression was so real, he couldn't see a joke at all.
"Since you know that you are worried, then please me, when the time comes, I will be the only one who can help you speak!" Yu Han gently kissed Lu Xiao's left cheek, which was their first kiss. Yu Han obviously felt that Lu Xiao's body was stunned.
"Little girl, don't tease me, otherwise the consequences will be very serious." Lu Xiao took a few deep breaths before his bombarded heart returned to normal.
The twenty-sixth floor was soon there, and Lu Xiao didn't seem to have any intention of letting go of Yu Han. He stood at the elevator doorway, looking left, right, and left.
"Lu Xiao, I want to go home!" Yu Han pinched Lu Xiao's ears vigorously.
"Hey! Life is too short! Lu Xiao sighed and walked towards Yuhan's door with regret.
"Home...... Phew! …… Oh my god! Who? Thieves? The moment he pushed open the door, a dark shadow greeted the door, almost scared Lu Xiao and Yu Han to see God, but at this critical moment, he could still see the nature of a person, only to see that Lu Xiao was just a moment of panic, and then he put Yu Han down with a light step, and blocked Yu Han with an arrow in front of him, and then opened his posture and prepared to do a big job.
"Don't do it!" Yu Han was on the side, naturally he saw it clearly, and hurriedly stopped Lu Xiao.
"He may not be my opponent when he does it." It turned out that the second brother Li Yuyi was standing at the door with his shoulders crossed and lined up to welcome, and saw Lu Xiao's flowery face full of disdain.
"Second brother! Why are you coming to my house again? Could it be that I quarreled with my second sister-in-law again and came to me for refuge? ”
"Can't you hope we're better? Could it be that I can't come to you if I don't quarrel with your second sister-in-law? However, if I hadn't come, I really wouldn't have discovered such a big secret! Yu Yi looked Lu Xiao up and down, his eyes seemed to be dissatisfied, his mouth glanced at his nostrils and snorted.
"What are you talking about, brother, it's not what you see at all! It's me...... I accidentally twisted my foot and couldn't walk, so on the way back I ran into my neighbor, who enthusiastically carried me up. I have to thank them. Yu Han said that he really couldn't stand on one foot, and he limped twice to show that he really wasn't lying.
I saw that Lu Xiao's face changed, and his questioning eyes stared at Yu Han again and again.
"Twisted foot? When? Is it serious? Why not go to the doctor? How could this little trick fool the well-informed Comrade Li Yuyi, he looked at Yu Han with a look on his face, and then looked at Lu Xiao with deep affection.
"It's nothing serious, you don't need to see a doctor, it's just a little painful, just rest for two days. That, thank you, Director Lu! Yu Han struggled to slide off Lu Xiao's back, squeezing her eyebrows and hoping that Lu Xiao would cooperate with her to finish the show, but unfortunately Lu Xiao didn't seem to be planning to cooperate with her!
"No matter how you say it, it's a matter of muscles, and it's careless! What's more, you don't have a boyfriend yet. If it's lame and lame, no one wants it! Yu Yi had a joke on his face.
"Brother, what are you talking about? Don't worry, I can't find anyone to marry, and my parents are dependent on me, and you won't have to worry at all! ”
"Thank you, buddy!" Yu Yi put one hand on Lu Xiao's shoulder, and in an instant, if a thousand catties of weight were pressed, Lu Xiao was really a little unbearable. "It's good to go!"
"What time should I pick you up tomorrow?" Lu Xiao turned his head and asked Yuhan.
"Pick me up? Why pick me up? Yu Han's face was full of doubt.
"Didn't you twist your foot? I'll continue to carry you! It seems that Lu Xiao is obviously here to make trouble.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you! Don't worry about it. I'll be fine tomorrow morning. Yuhan's facial muscles trembled with anger.
"Thank you! Come back often! Yu Yi sent Lu Xiao out of the door, and the hot smile on his face froze the moment the door closed.
"Li Yuhan, give me a truthful explanation, what's the situation?"
"Hey, my foot hurts a bit." Yu Han crouched down and touched his ankle.
"Do you think your brother and I are so stupid?" Yu Yi squatted down and squinted at Yu Han.
"Brother, if you're not so smart, can you die?" Yuhan was deflated and stubbornly straightened up.
"I don't want to debunk it! I don't want to be smart either! But you don't have tacit acting skills at all, if I can't see it, then I am stupid! Yu Yi knew that he should have broken through Yu Han's defense, so he swaggered open the refrigerator and rummaged through it to eat. Fortunately, Ms. Wei's homework has been quite good recently, and there are all kinds of food in the refrigerator.
Looking at his brother who was feasting, Yuhan could only helplessly tell the truth.
"Just determine the relationship?" Yu Yi's European-style double eyelids are about to stare into triangles.
"Believe it or not, I'm telling the truth anyway." Yu Han spread it out on the sofa, so that I was telling the truth, believe it or not.
"Wouldn't my luck be too good? I'll ...... you just moved a little bit" Yu Yi sat next to Yu Han with a smile holding the self-hilarious pot, picked up a crab stick and put it next to Yu Han's mouth, "Eat?" Yu Han tilted his head to the side, "Brother, don't you know that there is a saying that eats people's mouths are short?" Can't you stop a little? ”
"What did I say, you kid? Can't even say a word now? What's more, it's hard for you to listen to your brother's comments in the future! ”
"Why? Are you going abroad? Yu Han sat up in shock.
"What country am I from? It's your refuge, and it's inconvenient for me to come in the future! It's inconvenient for me to come, can you still hear your brother's heartfelt advice? ”
"Tell me honestly, did you have an awkward relationship with my second sister-in-law?" Yu Han seized the opportunity and asked.
"Your second sister-in-law recently went through menopause, she is too nagging, I just want to hide and be clean!" Yu Yi put the box he had eaten on the coffee table, but Yu Han disliked it. "Menopause? Too early, right? Besides, you can go to the hotel to hide from Qingjing! ”
"To the hotel? Am I crazy? If you want your second sister-in-law to know, I can't explain it clearly? Yu Yi's eyes widened.
However, even if you quarrel with your other half, it is indeed a glorious tradition of the Li family to think from the perspective of your other half. Therefore, for so many years, whether it is Li Han or Li Yuyao and Li Yuyi, whenever they quarrel with their wives, they basically don't go to the hotel, because that place is ...... It's hard to find and not to say, it's really easy to make people have bad associations.
"You are really a good example of a daughter-in-law!" Yuhan snorted in his nostrils.
"Don't dare to be a model! Don't dare to be! ”
"However, second brother, I can take you in, and you can come in the future. It's just that I have one condition......"
"You don't want me to tell my parents?"
"Clever! Second brother! How did I find out that your brain is so bright! But it's not just my parents, but also my eldest brother and sister-in-law, your wife, Wei Yucan, how is it? Yuhan smiled hippie.
"The good thing is that I can come to you three or five times a year?"
"Of course not, how can three or five times be enough? Come whenever you want, anytime, anytime, anywhere! What do you think? Am I interesting enough? Yu Han put his arm around Yu Yi's shoulders and said.
"Three or five times a year, you don't think it's enough, do you? Do you think that your sister-in-law and I will have to quarrel for a year before you are satisfied? I don't quarrel with your sister-in-law, I have my own home, why do you want to come here......" Li Yuyi blushed and reprimanded Yuhan with a thick neck. "It's not...... I'm ......."
"What are you, what are you...... Deal! That's what I mean, I can come to you as many times a year as I want. Li Yuyi's face was weird, although Yuhan was not as shrewd as her brother in this regard, but she also opened her eyes wide after thinking for a few seconds, "Li Yuyi, you villain's heart!" ”