Chapter 82: Your Life Is Mine
Chapter 82: Your Life Is Mine
"Is there another place like this playground?" Yu Han sighed. "How? After listening to so many screams from me, do you want to experience it yourself? Lu Xiao's sly smile was evident on his face, and he couldn't help but squeeze Yu Han's hand.
"Comrade Director Dadu, are you sure you're not going to repay you?" Yu Han looked at Lu Xiao with blank eyes, the person in front of him did seem to have a bit of such a problem before he became a boyfriend.
"Will you repay it? You're underestimating me too much. How could I be like that? I'm taking you to challenge something you haven't challenged, to use a fashionable phrase called trying, not to mention, I'm on a roller coaster and on a pirate ship, but I'm protecting myself, and you can't help me! And in this haunted house, you have me, my strong arms, and my warm embrace......" As he spoke, Lu Xiao spread his arms, and his white teeth could shine in the sun.
"Ah, I want to vomit ......" Seeing Lu Xiao preparing to show affection anytime and anywhere, regardless of time or occasion, Yuhan almost had goosebumps all over his body.
"Want to vomit? No way? Is the response so fast? Lu Xiao pinched his fingers in surprise. Lu Xiao! You're getting too far! "It was a few more doses of fierce punches, which made Lu Xiao feel excited." I've always felt that you're a decent gentleman, the same as Megumi Yanagishita, and now it seems that you're no different from those playboy swingers! It's because my eyes are too bad to use. Yu Han was simply made to laugh and cry by Lu Xiao.
"Yanagishita Megumi is for other women, and for his wife, it is a physical defect! What's more, I am a responsible husband, and I will never be ambiguous about my obligations. A warm heat blew in his ears, Yu Han's face turned red and his heart jumped, "You go away, pervert!" ”
Although Yu Han is bold enough, he really can't help the eerie and terrifying atmosphere in the haunted house, and in addition to the music scenes of various horror movies that he consciously or unconsciously made up, the haunted house of dozens of meters is simply tailor-made for Lu Xiao to torture Yu Han!
Therefore, even at the beginning, Yu Han still had the courage to open his eyes and ridicule the haunted house, but he didn't take two steps, when a red-haired monster suddenly came out from above his head and protruded his black tongue in front of him, Yu Han couldn't pretend anymore, and let out a miserable scream and got into Lu Xiao's arms.
Yu Han, who was already in a mess at the first step of the Long March, can be described as painful in the next journey, although his eyes mostly remain closed, but the angry thing is that his hearing at this time seems to have become surprisingly developed again, and it seems that even the swishing yin wind can be heard clearly.
Although Lu Xiao was by his side, Yu Han still grabbed it with both hands uneasily, oh, no, it was Lu Xiao's arm that was clasped tighter and tighter with that terrifying scene. When Lu Xiao pulled Yu Han out of the haunted house, countless crimson "trophies" had been left on his white arm - Yu Han's paw prints. "Wife, how much hatred do you have for me?"
"It's not all your fault, I have to go to some haunted house." Yu Han stroked her frightened chest and finally could breathe in the fresh air outside, maybe now she could better understand Lu Xiao's fear of roller coasters.
"I've got so much loot on me, it looks like I'm going to say goodbye to short sleeves for a while." Lu Xiao raised his arm as if admiring, and those crimson colors were fermented after a period of fermentation...... The color is darker. "Would you like to send a sympathy to them?" Lu Xiao raised his furry arm in front of Yu Han.
"Disgusting or not?" Yu Han's body couldn't help leaning back, he hadn't realized that he was still a dancer for so many years, and his waist was almost parallel to the ground.
"Well, since you won't comfort them, comfort me." Saying that, Lu Xiao bent down and held Yu Han's waist with one hand, his whole face hung down like that, and the dazzling sunlight shone gently through the dense woods at this moment, and the dazzling color was so beautiful.
Such romantic and beautiful scenes may only be seen in movies or TV series, so it is no wonder that Lu Xiao can't help it. He closed his eyes slightly, protruding his lips, only to see that the breath of male hormones was getting closer and closer, and just when he was about to touch or had already touched Yu Han's lips, Yu Han's eyes were tilted forty-five degrees above a young couple was casting envious eyes.
Yu Han's shyness exploded instantly, and she got up violently with a carp...... The disaster happened, and Lu Xiao, who was powerless, was violently hit by Yu Han's forehead. The consequences can also be said to be not very tragic, it is nothing more than Lu Xiao's handsome nose spurting blood at the moment!
Yu Han clearly saw that the couple opened their mouths in surprise and slipped away!
"That...... You...... Are you alright? It's not that Yu Han doesn't know, a nosebleed can scare her legs into weakness, it's just that Lu Xiao's nosebleed is really a bit miserable, and his handsome face is already full of peach blossoms at the moment, and blood can't stop flowing down the cracks of his fingers.
"It's okay, I'm okay......" Looking at Yu Han's eyes that were already bursting with tears, Lu Xiao forced a smile, but his nose was still bleeding uncontrollably, attracting the nearby security guards to come over and ask if he needed help.
"Is there a clean cloth or something?" Yu Han's request was immediately responded to by the security guard, and he quickly found a brand new white scarf, Yu Han immediately soaked the small square scarf in cold mineral water and blocked Lu Xiao's nostrils, and soon, the white square scarf bloomed peach blossoms.
"Do you want to call an ambulance?" Looking at Lu Xiaoyuhan, who was already covered with blood spots all over his body, his hands were already nervously cold.
"I said that the woman is okay? I'm just a nosebleed, and you have to call an ambulance, it's not enough for me to be ashamed! Don't worry, Xiao Ye's blood is very full, it doesn't matter if he bleeds a little. Lu Xiao freed up his hand to comfort Yu Han, who was too frightened.
"No kidding, can you be sure that your nose is just bleeding and not broken?" Yu Han touched the nose tremblingly.
"I'm not that fragile, and my nose is naturally not that fragile. Rest assured, I can guarantee that my nasal bones are in good condition. Lu Xiao, who was covering his nose, was smiling as much as he could, but looking at the white scarf that had been dyed red, Yu Han couldn't smile at all at the moment.
A trip to the playground that could have been safe and sound ended hastily with Lu Xiao's bloody disaster, and it was really unbearable to look at Lu Xiaoyuhan, whose face was a little swollen. She was embarrassed to say it when she wanted to be sorry several times, but she was embarrassed to say it, indeed, these three words were too small.
Yu Han, who was originally not good at driving, soared all the way back home, and even in a traffic jam, he was able to park his car firmly under his underground garage within 25 minutes.
"I still recommend ......"
"Don't suggest it, I suggest we hurry home, you tell me to hug me well, I'll be all right. Besides, I don't have to go to work these days, and you don't have to worry about being criticized by others for being accused of domestic violence against your husband, what are you worried about? What's more, there are you by my side! Such a subsidy is enough! Lu Xiao pinched Yu Han's little face, and there was a faint smell of blood between his fingers.
You can not go to the hospital for the time being, but nourishment is a must. If nothing else, just watch the scarf change from white to red, this great supplement is indispensable.
Yu Han, who almost doesn't go to the vegetable market, has to show off his skills now, Baidu has a variety of recipes that can replenish blood and nourish qi, and he began to buy according to the ingredients above.
Red dates, brown sugar and red pork liver, looking at the semi-finished products in front of him, Lu Xiao couldn't cry or laugh, "Wife, I'm sick, are you sure you can use these things to nourish me?" ”
"It's all the experience of online experts, and it's very effective. Come, come, eat a red date first, and then I'll make you a cup of brown sugar water, let's take this red pork liver, and make up for all the lost blood. Yu Han pressed Lu Xiao on the bed and stuffed a red date into his mouth with one hand.
"I want to eat meat, braised food."
"Wait until your nose is healed."
The afternoon sun completely illuminated the room through the transparent glass window, and Lu Xiao had already moved to the sofa. If the bruises on the eye sockets can be modified with a pair of sunglasses in the morning, then the bruises on the entire nose in front of you are probably covered by a gas mask.
Most of the box of fresh yogurt that Yu Han brought from home has been used, but Lu Xiao's nose has not improved at all, but it has become more and more serious with the passage of time.
"Do you regret finding a girlfriend like me?" Think about that handsome and dashing face, and then look at this ...... in front of you Yu Han couldn't help but blame himself.
"It's a little bit of a regret...... But what to do? Everything has been done, you can't return it, right? It's rare that Lu Xiao is still joking with a pig's head.
"You still want to return it?"
"No, no, no, just kidding! What is it to be hurt so much when you ask for a wife? Lu Xiao gently held Yuhan in his arms, down-to-earth, happy and comfortable.
Yuhan's fluffy chick nested in Lu Xiao's arms like a cub, raising his innocent big eyes from time to time to peek at Lu Xiao. "What are you doing peeking at me so ugly?"
"I don't think it's ugly, on the contrary, it's cute." Yu Han smiled mischievously.
"Cute? Cute, kiss me, huh? ”
Yu Han blinked, and before Lu Xiao said "I'm joking", a kiss was gently pressed up. The ravaged nose hurt a little, it hurt, but Lu Xiao still reluctantly gave up, his vague whimper aroused all her enthusiasm, and she held his cheeks with both hands, "Lu Xiao, your life is mine." ”