Chapter 126: "Please call me the future Nobel Laureate Leon, thank you!"

"Don't worry, I'm fully prepared, come out this time, you don't have to worry about security!"

With a confident face, Li Ang snapped and lifted his windbreaker to both sides, and everyone took a look, 2,30 grenades were hanging there crookedly, and they didn't know how this guy passed through the customs, and he could even bring this thing over?

Syllable.

A grenade was placed on the table, and Leon casually slapped the head of a fish that had been staring at him for a long time, and he explained as he stuffed the fish head into his mouth and chewed it while the strange eyes of the others.

"Oops, this tastes surprisingly good... Then again, don't you think this is an ordinary grenade?

It took Wenxi a whole month to secretly develop - a bloody grenade.

The so-called dog blood exorcism, because the dog's blood is full of yang energy, has sufficient iron content, and is the most restrained to ghosts, which is why the three-headed dog of hell is used to guard the door in hell......"

He said it very methodically, logically and logically, and had a system of its own, so that a few people who listened unconsciously followed his rhythm and nodded silently in agreement.

"Master Li Ang, it is really reasonable and convincing!"

The grenade added dog blood, and Coulson believed it and decided to find a time to try it.

Bullets, can they work with dog blood? Touching the lady's pistol, Natasha fell into deep thought.

The American team opened its mouth, never heard such a novel theory, and for a while, it seemed to open the door to a new world.

Syllable.

With a mysterious face, he took out a box from his bosom, and Leon put it in front of everyone's eyes.

"In this box, there are the results of my latest research and development!"

“!!”

Stunned, Coulson immediately became concerned.

"Master Leon, what's in here... What baby? ”

"Hmph~"

Leon didn't hesitate and opened the box with a click.

Everyone looked at it, and inside... It turned out to be another box.

“......”

Unable to help but twitch, Coulson loosened his tie and continued to watch him operate.

Click.

Another box.

Good guys, what about you put this set of babies aside?

The expression on his face was faintly broken, and Coulson said eagerly.

"Master Leon, how many boxes do you have here?"

"Don't worry, you'll see four or five more."

Actually, there are four or five?

Then, they saw Leon manipulating the box, and finally opened it slowly in the last small box.

Everyone looked nervous, their eyes didn't blink, and it must be extraordinary to be so precious to each other!

And then they saw, a ...... Egg?

Coulson: "......"

Natasha: "......"

Team America: "......"

[Sentiment from Phil Coulson: +1181]

[Mood from Natasha Manlomanov +1179]

[Mood from Steve Rogers +1197]

"Hahahaha... I knew you were going to look like that!

But don't underestimate this egg, this is the product of me going to Maoshan in person some time ago and discussing with all the Taoist leaders.

Didn't you see the expressions of those Dao Elders at that time, those guys were crying and eager to kneel down on the spot and see me off in person! ”

Somehow, though, they were recently found inside a mental hospital.

But it doesn't matter, I think I have a lot of feelings, and I deliberately retreated here.

"So... This egg, how is it different? ”

Coulson looked left and right, no matter how he looked, it was an ordinary egg.

"Coulson, do you know what kind of egg this is?"

"Eggs."

Staring, Coulson looked strange, didn't you say the eggs yourself? Isn't it?

"Of course it's an egg, I ask you what kind of egg is this?" Smiling mysteriously, Leon continued to ask.

"Becoming an Immortal"

"Old hen."

"No, no, no, you don't know that, do you?

It's an egg laid by a rooster, and it's the most majestic of the big roosters! ”

Shaking his fingers, Leon proudly said the answer.

"Huh? Will a rooster lay eggs?

Master Leon, don't you bluff me? ”

Coulson didn't believe it, he had seen this hen lay eggs, but the rooster laid eggs... It doesn't have this function, it's not scientific!

Natasha's eyes flashed, and she asked tentatively.

"Is it the water of the Mother and Son River?"

"How is that possible?"

His head shook like a wave drum, and Leon categorically vetoed.

"That kind of top-notch goods, a bite is worth more than 10 million, used to lay eggs for roosters? It's too extravagant. ”

"Then this is ......"

Natasha didn't understand.

"I recently got a little interested in massage and found a chicken to try it.

Man, the first time I was inevitably born, my strength was a little bit bigger, and then... This chicken lays eggs. ”

Pointing to this egg, Li Ang talked eloquently, teaching everyone his cutting-edge theory.

"To this end, I have also developed a specific theory, chickens laying eggs have nothing to do with gender, as long as we master the unique massage technique, give the chicken a happy feeling, we will be able to bala bala ......"

But the theory was so cutting-edge that Coulson instinctively refused to believe it.

"Uh... Master Leon, could you be mistaken? That's not a rooster, it's a hen! ”

Obviously came to Ju downstairs for dinner, first met Loki, then met Leon, and finally discussed the problem of roosters and hens here?

Patting his head, Coulson felt that today's things were a bit chaotic, and he had to take it slowly.

"How is that possible? I've had someone do it.

The bureau even invited a large number of Taoist priests, monks, and experts to let me conduct experiments for them on the spot. ”

"That's... The result is ......"

obviously didn't say cross talk, but Coulson played a perfect role.

"The results of the experiment were perfect, and I can say with certainty that we have made history and taken a big step forward in the field of science!"

Raising his hand and clenching his fist, the face of the future Nobel laureate Leon shone with the light of righteousness.

Speaking of which, the scene at that time still made Li Ang remember it a little.

The old professors rushed over like crazy, shouting that it was unscientific, and their eyes were about to pop out.

Even Taoist priests and monks who meditate every day were paralyzed on the ground, doubting their lives.

Leon stretched out his hands to show understanding, after all, science? Always have to be groundbreaking and disruptive.

"Master Leon'......"

"Please call me Nobel Laureate Leon, thank you!"

"Uh... Future Nobel Laureate... Leon. Mouthing out his name, Coulson was speechless.

"Very well, this egg will be given to you."

Patting Coulson on the shoulder, Leon behaved magnificently.

"Putting eggs on your body not only fills your hunger when you are hungry, but also has the effect of warding off evil spirits and calming the mind.

If you're unfortunate enough to encounter an evil spirit, don't panic, throw this egg in time, and I'll make sure you'll live for two more seconds. ”