Chapter 130 "Thank you, but I hope you can move faster next time!"
"Oh... Shet! How do I feel like she's scolding me? ”
It's ridiculous, Deadpool holds his head and doubts life.
Glancing at him angrily, Pepper moved to distance herself a little and asked.
"Deadpool, where did Konstantin go? Why didn't he come over? ”
You must know that these three people are always inseparable, and this time Tony wants to be in the limelight on the field, and Konstantin has no reason not to come.
"That guy was going to come at first, but suddenly he received an exorcism commission and was on his way there."
Raising his hand, Deadpool calmly took a bottle of Coke from a spectator on the right, and took a big sip with the other party's confused expression.
"Huh? Can that guy still be commissioned? I always thought that he was either picking up girls every day, or on his way to picking girls! ”
Harpy, who was sitting in the back, was puzzled, with what he knew about Konstantin, that guy didn't run his own office well at all, and the amount of business he had received since the opening of the store was 0.
"It seems to be a commission from S.H.I.E.L.D. to travel to a small town in Washington state, where a supernatural event is said to have taken place, to investigate a missing writer.
I don't know much about the specifics, but Konstantin is clearly interested in it! ”
"That's... That missing writer name, you know? With a little curiosity, Pepper asked.
After thinking about it, Deadpool spat out a name.
"Alan Wake, a best-selling thriller writer."
"Thriller?"
Little Pepper was about to ask again, and the crowd around him suddenly set off a loud noise.
I saw Tony Stark holding a helmet, changing into a beautiful racer costume, and waving to everyone like a peacock on the screen.
The on-site narrator was very good at grasping the atmosphere, and when he saw this, he hurriedly instructed the photographer to project Tony's big face on the big screen, which caused more noise.
"I've always felt like something hasn't been right with Tony lately, and he seems to be hiding something from me."
With a calm face, looking at Tony who kept waving his hand below, Pepper's tone was a little sullen.
As a woman, her mind is very sensitive.
No matter how much I tried to knock on the side, he prevaricated for various reasons, and the eyes that occasionally looked at Ania also showed a sad taste from time to time.
"Heaven Descends"
It's like... It's like knowing you're going to die......"
This made Pepper's heart full of hesitation and uneasiness.
"Haha, no, you must have thought about it too much, even if a person like Tony can't do it for 10,000 years, it's still easy to live a long life.
Don't forget, he was still having a fan party two days ago! I've recorded all the mechanical dances on the stage, do I want to show you? ”
Take out your phone, Deadpool is envious, like this kind of playboy-style profligate life, you say that he is a short-lived ghost, and you don't believe it when you kill him!
Syllable.
A water balloon slapped precisely in his face.
Pepper glared at him dissatisfied: "Deadpool, as Tony's friend, you should persuade him well not to let him hang out with some random people every day!" ”
Behind him, Harpy nodded silently, yes, the children are all there, it's time to take care of them.
“...... Dubious? ”
Wiping his face, Deadpool was speechless, is there anyone in this world who is more indifferent than him and Konstantin?
They are like two scum filters, blocking the scum from the outside world one after another.
But now that Pepper has said this, Deadpool naturally wants to make some promises, and he salutes crookedly and offers a brilliant plan.
"Well, the next time Tony has another fan party, you'll have to ask him to give me all those fans.
I have good marksmanship and a lot of work, so I will definitely be able to make Tony feel defeated.
Believe me, after a dozen or hundreds of times, Tony will never have another party like this! ”
"Wonderful... Remember to divide me into a few. ”
Behind him, Harpy gave a thumbs up and tactfully made a little request.
With a wave of Deadpool's hand, he grabbed his shoulder, looking lewd like one of us and whom.
“......”
Holding her forehead, Pepper turned around helplessly and decided to give up communicating with this stupid dick.
It's a good idea, but it's a sassy idea, and you're sure Tony won't break up with you after one or two visits?
In this way, the three of them sat on the audience one after another, watching the performance below.
By this time, Tony Stark had already entered a blue race car under the watchful eye of the crowd, and with a gunshot, the roar of the engine instantly resounded throughout the audience.
Buzz Buzz......
The tires spun sharply, pulling a black mark on the ground, and rushed forward at high speed amid wave after wave of cheers.
"Tony, come on!!"
"Rush, ——!!!"
"Iron Man!!"
“......”
......
"Iron Man? Tony Stark? ”
In a player's tunnel at the edge of the field, listening to the cheers from the arena, a man in a strange costume walked out of the passage with a sinister smile.
Armed with two flickering arc whips, he waved his hand to smash an oncoming car into the astonished gaze of the audience, and then cut Tony's car in half.
Peng! Peng!
The sudden situation frightened the audience, who stood up and screamed and fled outside, and in an instant, the whole arena was in chaos.
Tony rolled and flew off the field, fortunately unharmed.
"Tony Stark, you Stark owe our family and the disgrace you bring to our family.
Today, I, Ivan Vanke, am going to make you pay!! ”
With a strong hatred, Ivan Vanke held an electric whip in his hand and fiercely ......
Puff~
The tip of a knife came out of his chest, and he spat out blood and turned his head in disbelief to see a strange guy in a red leotard laughing at him.
"Man, I'm used to seeing Tony's armor, I have to say, your armor design is too low!"
Deadpool pulled out his long knife with a smile and kicked Ivan Vanko in the back with a heavy kick.
Peng!
This villain, who had just appeared on the stage and hadn't said a few lines, was suddenly intervened by Deadpool and fell to the ground with an aggrieved face.
The word too low was even more insulting to his dignity, and he trembled with anger, gritting his teeth and wanting to get up and teach this guy with bad breath a lesson.
Push your arms hard, once, twice, three times...... Well?
"This man, why did you stop with only three of you? Are you still not a man? Keep doing it~"
Twisting his ass and sitting on Ivan Vanko's back, Deadpool patted him on the shoulder and shouted encouragement.
Shet... Where did this guy come out of nowhere?!
Naturally, he wouldn't admit that he couldn't do it, Ivan Vanke blushed and exerted his arms, slowly supporting his body... Uh, didn't hold up.
Fack!!
See if I don't smoke you bastard!
He changed his strategy and tried twice to shake the whip with both hands, but he couldn't shake it.
“......”
Hateful, this posture can't swing the whip at all, Ivan Vanko blushed and shouted angrily.
"Shameless guy, get off me quickly, or I'll have to let you know it!!"
"Yo roar~ what's amazing? Play it out and let me see it! ”
The body pressed down violently, Ivan Vanke couldn't support it and stuck to the ground with a snap, he was extremely resentful in his heart, feeling how could he be so unlucky, the enemy was in front of him, but he couldn't slash the other party, this kind of aggrieved emotion made him crazy.
"Stark, you are a fame-seeker, your whole family is a thief, an executioner, I curse you for being poisoned by palladium, and you foul breath guy, I curse ......"
With red eyes and a loud pounding on the ground, Ivan Vanko's face was full of hatred, and his words were full of unwillingness.
But Deadpool wasn't in the mood to listen to him anymore and slammed the hilt into the back of his head, knocking him unconscious.
It was only then that Pepper and Harpy quickly reacted and dropped a box at Tony's feet.
"Thank you, but I hope you can move faster next time!"
Standing up, patting the dust off his body, Tony complained angrily.
He was almost going to see God.
Stepping on the case with one foot, activating the handy armor Mark 5, as the armor attaches to the body and deforms for a while, Iron Man Tony Stark finally shines.
Raising his hands, his palms glowed with dazzling white light, suddenly aimed in a certain direction.
"Who are you, friend?"
Leaning against the wall, the single-tailed blue-clad ronin turned slightly, his gaze glancing over Tony's armor like a sword, and then coldly spitting out his name.
"Nobunaga."