Chapter 171: Little Trumpet
Himalayas, Kama Taj.
In the huge courtyard, the mages chatted leisurely and walked around here.
"Hey~ Have you heard? Iron Man Stark is authorizing Iron Armor!"
"News from the outside world?"
"Well, it's been going on lately, and it's been going on all over the place."
"I've heard that there's a rumor that ... It seems that several armor manufacturing plants have been started to mass-produce armor ......."
"It's all mortals, what can it do with us mages?"
As soon as he entered from outside the hospital, Konstantin heard their conversation and greeted them warmly.
"Young~ Isn't this Jeter?"
"Jed, you're here too?"
"Lao Li, I haven't seen you for two days, why are you lame?"
The mages bent down one after another, their faces changed drastically, and they ran faster than rabbits, and in just a few days, Constantine's "great name" had resounded throughout Kama Taj.
"Jack, you can't do this, we've only seen each other for a few days, and you're so kidney-deficient?"
Pale and unable to walk, a young mage ran a little slower and was immediately stopped by Konstantin.
「......」
Depressed, he slapped his thigh, and the mage was a little devastated at the thought of the scene that day.
"Bastard, Konstantin, you fuck me!
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Isn't he just not convinced?
Seeing that some people have been falling on the little white face of Konstantin recently, they want to teach him a hard lesson and let him get out of Kama Taj!
The bold words of the departure on the day are like in the ears.
"Konstantin, little trash, see how I get him out!"
Which Cheng thought that Konstantin was so despicable, and he was stunned by a sycophant, saying that he wanted to find the best woman in the hotel to open his eyes.
Alas... This person is still too simple, and when he drinks too much, he will catch the way of others.
What are the best women you are looking for? That's 10 dinosaur-level aunts, okay!
At the thought of this, the young mage almost burst into tears.
Bitter... It's so bitter!
"Don't say that, business is not easy to do these days, you are considerate of the male boss, he is in his 50s, and he has not gone to your bed in order to make up a whole number."
Looking at his sad appearance, Konstantin patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, and said that his words were very informative.
"That's it, next time we change the house, I'll ask you to be the king of chicken heads......
"Wait, wait!"
Staring, the mage seemed, as if, indeed he had heard some great word.
He pointed at Konstantin, trembling with excitement, and his speech could not be articulate.
"You, what did you just say? Male, male, male boss?!"
"yes, what's the problem?"
Innocently winked his eyes, Konstantin admired.
"I'm a little older, but I'm very professional, and he secretly told me afterwards that next time you'll give you a 20% discount!"
"I... You ......."
The mage trembled, his face turned blue, he shrank his mouth and opened and closed, and suddenly let out a scream and rushed out of the courtyard.
The voice was very poignant, and it was really sad for the hearer, and the listener wept.
"I'm still young, and my psychological construction is not in place, I'll definitely find an opportunity to give advice to Gu Yi another day."
Pulling out a cigarette and putting it in his mouth, Konstantin smiled and took a few steps forward, just as he saw Leon coming out of the corner with his pants in his hand.
「......」
Brother, are you in the wrong place, there is no toilet there?
"Oh... A bunch of mages came to me, you know, everywhere, there were going to be some gangsters."
After listening to Leon's explanation, Konstantin nodded in understanding, that's right, these guys are tired, just now, he dealt with one.
"Those people wanted me to join a small group led by Casillas, but I refused, and when I saw that they wanted to do something but didn't dare to, they proposed that everyone be civilized and solve the problem through Wendou!"
"What Wendou?" Looking at Leon's pants, Konstantin was very interested.
Leon's reply was very light: "The king of urine!"
"The King of Urine?"
Stretching out his hand, Konstantin subconsciously fanned the air in front of him, and he always felt that there was already some smell of urine in the air.
"It's more than pee."
Seeing that he didn't understand, Li Ang tightened his pants and explained the situation.
"Let's go up together to see who has the longest peeing time, the farthest distance, and the most distinctive pee.
The winner can make a request that the other person cannot refuse."
"So... Is this Wendou?" Konstantin asked.
"That's right~"
"What about martial arts?"
"Fighting."
「......」
After a pause, Konstantin continued to ask.
"The mages, all agreed?"
He was well aware of the arrogance in the hearts of these mages.
"Well, they didn't agree at first, but they seemed to think it was an opportunity, so they happily agreed!"
Li Ang shrugged his shoulders, and the rampant and smug expressions of those mages were still vivid, in stark contrast to the expressions of "doubting life" after the end of the fight.
......
"Ahh x3
Several mages were hung upside down from a tree, where there was no village or shop, and they cursed as they endured the heavy snow in the sky.
"Fack! What the hell is going on with that Leon? Not scientific at all!
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The mage in the middle was indignant, and a mage stopped talking about magic and changed his words, which shows the impact on his heart.
"I can understand the long time and distance of urine, but I can't accept that thing spinning and sending people into the sky!
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The person on the left yelled and doubted life, and his three views were seriously impacted, in an ancient saying in the East, that is, the Dao heart collapsed.
"Gross... Don't say it, now that I have a mouthful of urine, that guy must be on fire, yellow and spicy!"
The mage on the right retched a few times, and he was so angry that anyone who drank it would collapse.
It's okay if he doesn't mention it, but when he mentions it, the two people on the left immediately remember it, and they subconsciously smash it twice.
And then.
"Gross-" x3
......
"What is this thing in your hand?"
"Oh, you say that?"
Showing the toy horn in his hand, Leon explained.
"Last time I was in a hurry, I didn't bring any gifts to Aniah, and after I came back, I pondered carefully for a while, and I was going to give her a little speaker~"
"So, what's the use of this horn?"
Konstantin took the horn and looked over and over again, and it looked like a low-quality little toy from a roadside stall, and it didn't cost much.
But is the gift given by Leon that kind of mediocre goods?
He was full of smugness, kept a little mysterious, and let Konstantin blow it.
Konstantin did not hesitate and shoved it into his own ... Ah, no, it's Strange who just walked over.