2007, half past three in the morning.

Yongji City, a good Internet café.

At the beginning of August, it was still hot and humid in the middle of the night, and the owner of the Internet café saw that there were not many people who stayed all night, so in order to save electricity bills, he directly turned off the air conditioner and fan.

The boss himself was sweating at the counter.

As a last resort, I had to open the door and let the natural wind blow away the heat and smoke in the Internet café...... Find a home for mosquitoes.

At this time.

Chen Li frowned, got up and walked into the bathroom, turned on the faucet and washed the oil stains on his face.

"Alas, it would have been nice if it had been a few years earlier or a few years later."

After Chen Li washed his face, he sighed deeply, and whispered with a painful expression:

"Why, why ......"

"Why be reborn at my most "trendy" age! ”

That's right, Chen Li is a reborn person, and he has just been here for half an hour.

If Rebirth could be rated as a star, he chose to give a bad rating.

Chen Li looked up at himself in the mirror, and his embarrassed toes were buttoned tightly in Doudou's shoes!

Chen Li in the mirror, with black and white tight long sleeves on the upper body, black glossy jeans with more than a dozen zippers on the lower body, and fake leather beanie shoes, coupled with the iron chain around the waist......

Kill Matt properly!

As a southerner, why did Chen Li wear not canvas shoes but beanie shoes on his feet?

That's because he combines the essence of the north-south trend.

As for hairstyles......

If the peacock opening screen is the most trendy hairstyle this year, then Chen Li's hairstyle is even higher than it.

He dyed his hair blonde, put on half a bottle of hairspray, and had a weird hairstyle.

If you have to describe it...... That's Super Saiyan 2.

Chen Li looked at himself in the mirror and pulled the corners of his mouth unlovely.

"Heh, invincible."

…………

This year is 2007, Chen Li is 17 years old and dropped out of high school in his first year.

The rebellious adolescence made him pursue individuality for a while, and lost himself in the trend of killing Matt.

Chen Li took a handful of water with both hands and threw it on his face, turned around and left the bathroom.

Out of the bathroom, the subwoofer in the Internet café was playing the hottest DJ shouting microphone music of the year.

This bass ampl...... I didn't know and thought it was in a disco!

I don't know if anyone will complain about the Internet café disturbing people late at night.

Chen Li listened to the music roughly...... Ho, MC Tu Kannon!

"Also...... It's really trendy. ”

He had no choice but to cover his ears and force himself to walk back to the computer with the music bursting.

casually clicked on a music player, searched for Jay Chou's songs, and prepared to brainwash.

Search: Qingtian, Geqian, Armpit ......

Page: No songs

No?

Chen Li was a little puzzled.

To be reasonable, Jay Chou has been popular for 7 years in 2007, and there should be songs related to him if you search for it.

It wasn't until he opened the browser and was about to search for Jay Chou's keywords that he found that things didn't seem to be simple.

Baidu has become white, and there is no relevant information about Zhou Jielun in the search engine!

"This ......"

Chen Li opened his mouth in confusion, stopped talking, and then lowered his brows and fell into deep thought.

No, he came back to his senses again.

Parallel universe?!

Chen Li, who racked his brains, only found this one explanation.

However, Chen Li thought again, why can MC Tuguanyin appear in a parallel universe?

At this time, the subwoofer of the Internet café played a second song that was familiar and unfamiliar to him.

“i miss you i miss you~”

“i miss you eve

yday。 ”

"Just want to see your face, miss you, miss you......"

“……”

The song ...... Chen Li was extremely impressed!

I miss you, this English accent is standard, and this song doesn't have this flavor.

However, this episode also revived "his" memory.

This memory made him understand that Chen Li was not reborn, but traveled to another self in parallel space.

In my memory, this place was called Blue Star.

There is no transcendent existence, just a proper copy of the earth.

His country is called Huaguo, and the history is basically the same.

Some of the world's celebrities have changed, though.

For example, the first text in the textbook of the first year of high school is not "Qinyuan Spring, Changsha", and there are no famous poems and articles such as Li Bai and Lu Xun in the textbooks from childhood to adulthood.

Chen Li, who was in his previous life, dropped out of high school for more than a year, resumed his studies and was admitted to a second-class college.

After graduating, I became the design director of a small company for a few years, with a house and a car, and healthy parents.

The only flaw is that he did not have a family.

If he hadn't traveled to this parallel universe, then "his" life trajectory would have been the same.

The trajectory of his previous life, Chen Li, who has a loose personality, doesn't feel bad, and he doesn't want to change anything.

The money is enough to spend, the parents are alive, the spiritual needs are handed over to the game, the physical needs are handed over to the club, and the life is beautiful.

But......

He can't tolerate being a Matt-killing boy!

So, he's going to make a little change.

……

Chen Li has been out of school for eight months, and according to his previous trajectory, he is about to return to campus in five months.

There were many reasons why he dropped out of school, but the reason why he got back to school was...... Lovelorn.

Yes!

Chen Li was qualified for early love at the age of seventeen.

Although I don't know what the other party looks like, online dating is also a kind of love.

"Dididi!"

At this moment, a chime came from his headphones.

Chen Li came back to his senses and controlled the mouse to click on the buckle.

A dark girl's avatar kept flashing, and the name of the note was: 蕞僾の恅嘙

This is his online love partner.

I've been talking for almost a year, I've never seen a video, I've never seen a photo, and he doesn't know his real name.

The only information I know is that I accidentally learned from her that she is a 20-year-old woman.

The corners of Chen Li's eyes twitched, and he clicked on the chat box.

[蕞僾の恅嘙]: 腄孒嬤?

It's really a non-mainstream font!

Although Chen Li had expected it in his heart, he still couldn't help but feel numb after seeing it.

This kind of text communication, which is almost as difficult as the Morse cipher, Chen Li said...... He's good at it.

After all, he is currently one of the members of the Matt family.

[Uncle's Anger and Confession]: Yes, what's wrong?

What a domineering buckle name!

After Chen Li saw his screen name, his toes were clasped again!

【蕞僾の恅嘙】: Huh? Husband, why don't you use personality words today?

Old...... Husband?!

Chen Li looked strange when he saw this title.

What tiger wolf words?!

But he thought about it again, online dating in this era, this name seems to be ...... No problem.

[Uncle's anger]: Well, I don't want to use it.

[蕞僾の恅嘙]: By the way, I'm on the train now, and I'll be there in two days. /Love

Yes?!

Chen Li suddenly remembered that the opportunity for him to return to school was here.

Breaking up with his first love, for a 17-year-old teenager who killed Matt, the mental blow suffered can be described as not small.

After all, the blow is not big, and it will not let him get lost.

Of course, the reason why the two broke up was not that they saw the light of day......

Because we've never met at all!

The girl is 20 years old, three years older than him, and is currently a sophomore at the Yenching Conservatory of Music, where the two met in the game.

Chen Li, who lost himself in the trend, spoke very much on the Internet.

He lied to the girl that he was 23 years old and was currently working in a music studio.

And this time, he was afraid of revealing his stuffing, and when the girl arrived, Chen Li gave up this buckle number and never landed again.

In fact, he had two reasons.

The first is that he is really afraid of revealing the stuffing, and the second is ...... He has no money to go online.

His current Internet fee is all in exchange for selling the mobile phone his parents bought for him.

Chen Li thought about it, he was really cowardly and stupid at this age!

[蕞僾の恅嘙]: Why don't you speak, husband?

[Uncle's Anger and Anger]: It's okay, you rest early, and I'll pick you up the day after tomorrow.

[蕞僾の恅嘙]: Then you tell me your mobile phone number, and I will call you when I arrive.

Chen Li: "......"

I can't tell her that I sold my phone to surf the Internet, right?

[Uncle's Anger and Confession]: You send your mobile phone number, and I will call you when the time comes.

[蕞僾の恅嘙]: Good husband, 137XXXXXXXX.

In the end, the two chatted about other topics, and ended with two kiss emojis, ending the scalp tingling conversation.

Close the chat box.

Chen Li collapsed on the chair as if he had collapsed.

What should I do if my online girlfriend wants to show up?!

Chen Li had heard her voice, which was sweet, but he really didn't know what people looked like.

If the train comes down with a three-foot man, and he usually uses a voice changer to talk to him all the time......

Chen Li thought of this chrysanthemum and shrank suddenly, and his back and neck were cold.

However, the girl who traveled thousands of miles from Yanjing to take a train to him, a third-tier city in the south, should not be a liar.

The non-mainstream girl's real name is Lu Yunyao.

has been dating online for more than a year, and she just told Chen Li her real name.

"Hoo ......"

Chen Li exhaled deeply, and couldn't help but feel a little irritable in his heart.

Because there are so many things he wants to do, big and small, that he needs to clear his mind.

Reading and making money were put in the first gear by him.

Reading is definitely about reading, and the idea of making money already has a prototype in his mind, but it will take some time.

Chen Li searched all over his body for only about ten yuan, and a week's Internet fees, food and drink, almost exhausted the more than 200 yuan he earned from selling his mobile phone.

So he has no way out...... How do you explain when you go home?

What should I do if Lu Yunyao arrives the day after tomorrow?

Now there are many problems in front of Chen Li.

But all he can do now is ...... Modify the buckle name and personalized signature.

He couldn't take it anymore!

Every time I look at it, I feel like there are ants crawling on his body!

Net name: 爺anger 灬丿誑謸

Personality signature: If the master is angry, then the master will kill all living beings in the world!

Oh, silly cup.

Embarrassed Chen Li, his toes are about to break the soles of Doudou's shoes!

Delete them all!

The deduction space can't be deleted, and it is directly blocked!

I, Chen Li, swear, will ...... from today

Permanently quit the Kill Matt family!!