Chapter 80: The Love Experience
New car?
Chen Li couldn't help but guess in his heart, it couldn't be that his mother threatened him with the condition that his father would change to a new car in order to pull his father into the gang, right?
He remembered that his father would change to a Camry of more than 200,000 yuan this year.
But the financial power of the family has always been in the hands of my mother.
Could it be that because of the butterfly's instigated wings, the result of this matter has already involved him?
Hiss - Mom, this is too ruthless!
With pity in his eyes, he looked at Chen Peng, who was swallowing his anger, and shook his head.
Dad has been defeated.
Chen Li saw that the situation was not good, so he had to hurry away.
"That'...... Mom, I'm back in my room. ”
With that, he walked towards the bedroom.
"Stop!"
Hearing this, Chen Li's footsteps faltered.
Alas, he knew that his mother would not let himself slip away so easily.
"Don't go back to your room, you sit down, we have something to talk to you about."
Mo Qian sat on the sofa fiercely and gave Chen Peng a look,
Immediately, Chen Peng also sat down silently.
This place is dangerous, but Chen Li has no choice but to sit back on the sofa with his head down.
Mo Qian's face softened and said:
"Let you sit down, not to teach you, but to teach you some love experience."
"Love experience?" Chen Li's expression was strange.
Mo Qian nodded, and said with a serious face:
"Yes, I talked to your dad last night, and since you've never been in a relationship, there's something I really want to tell you."
"Mom, it's really unnecessary." Chen Li hurriedly waved his hand and said.
He doesn't need this at all, because he has always been charismatic and conquers everything.
Mo Qian frowned and said:
"It's necessary, online dating is different from real love, don't think that if you talk about online dating once, you think you'll get along with girls."
"Online dating is all virtual, Xiao Li, you have no contact with that online dating partner, right?" Chen Peng pandered to the side.
Chen Li: "......"
What should this be said?
Online dating partner Lu Yunyao, he has even seen the woman's parents.
However, under the gaze of his parents, the pressure in his heart suddenly doubled!
Chen Li nodded lightly.
The two parents looked relieved and nodded their heads.
"That's good, the summary of my love experience with your dad will be taught to you one by one now......"
For the next two hours, the two began to transfer their experiences.
Chen Li listened, and the parents seemed to have done their homework.
It's not all about instilling in him the experience of their time, but combining the current economy, trends, and the behavior of boyfriends and girlfriends...... Wait a minute.
These experiences...... It's a bit outdated for Chen Li.
But he listened to it anyway.
Summary of two-hour experience: Mo Qian's love plan is warm-hearted, intimate, and careful; Chen Peng's plan is to spend money and be cheeky.
Mo Qian picked up a cup of tea from the coffee table, moistened her dry throat, and asked:
"Do you understand?"
"Understood!" Chen Li nodded heavily.
At this point, he just wanted to escape.
My mother not only taught him the old-fashioned way of getting along, but also taught him a lot of Internet words.
For example: I pour, I dizzy, give force, Yali ...... Wait a minute
Chen Li didn't know how his parents did it, and he could read out these Internet words one by one with a blank face.
His face is now a little numb with embarrassment, and his toes are clenched!
"True or false?" Mo Qian looked at him with a puzzled look in her eyes.
Chen Li solemnly boasted: "The words of the second elder are like an initiation, I understand!" ”
"What do you want to say now?"
Chen Peng sat aside and asked with a worried expression.
Xiao Li must not have expected that we are also keeping up with the trend of the times!
Hehe, I found all these materials.
"I'd like to go back to my room and digest it." Chen Li shook his head stiffly,
With that, he got up and walked towards his room.
His parents didn't stop him this time.
Wait for Chen Li to walk into the room.
The two of them complacently reviewed what they had just said.
Back to the room.
Chen Li was paralyzed on the bed and motionless.
With the contemporary Internet vocabulary accumulated from his parents, he could have written an "Autobiography of Killing Matt".
After the transmission of his parents' love experience just now, he opened the memory of killing Matt that had been sealed for many years.
At this time, Chen Li felt that he was going to brainwash.
He was afraid that if he continued like this, when he could speak, he would say "I'm dizzy" and "there is wood......
Then, he took out his mobile phone and immediately sent text messages to Lu Yunyao and An Simeng at the same time.
[Chen Li]: What are you doing?
[Meng Meng]: Just finished eating, you're drawing, what about you?
[Yaoyao]: Husband, I'm shopping with my mother, what about you?
Chen Li looked at the messages that the two of them replied in seconds and pondered for a while.
Seem...... It seems that it can also be sent in groups.
[Chen Li]: I'm lying on the bed resting, do you miss me?
[Yaoyao]: I want to!
[Meng Meng]: I thought about it......
Tut......
Chen Li smashed his mouth.
This is called love experience, communication is described in one word, that is called a relaxed!
[Chen Li]: Me too.
[Yaoyao]: Hee-hee! Husband, let's not talk about it, I'll accompany my mother to buy clothes first.
[Meng Meng]: Uh-huh...... I'll draw the draft first, and we'll meet in a few days.
Chen Li looked at the information, raised his hand and scratched his head, and the third sentence was still wrong.
He thought that he could send infinite group messages, but he didn't expect that in the third sentence, he had already talked to death.
I simply threw my phone aside, turned my head upside down and fell asleep.
……
In the following days, Chen Li followed his parents out to buy New Year's goods, paste couplets, and clean up the house.
Because this year's Spring Festival is different from usual, my mother decorates the house very carefully.
Chen Li and his father followed.
Time flies.
February 7, 2008, the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve.
Chinese New Year's Eve, happy celebration of reunion.
This is Chen Li's first year on Blue Star.
Although there are many differences in some places, he has left his body and mind here after the experience of half a year.
Since Chen Li came to this world, he has also paid attention to the news on weekdays.
To his surprise, the news reported on Earth in 2007 in his previous life was basically different from here.
In other words, Blue Star and the Earth do not belong to the same time and space, but are an independent world.
Well, in 2008, many catastrophic events will not happen.
Thinking of this, Chen Li's mood was a little complicated, and he simply didn't think much about it.
Because, now there is an embarrassing thing in front of his eyes.
Early this morning, Uncle An knocked on the door of his house with An Simeng and gifts.
At this time, he and An Simeng sat on the sofa, at a loss.
The three elders sat on the coffee table next to them, chatting about some things that were not there.
But he and An Simeng could see that the elders were chatting a little absent-mindedly, and their eyes unconsciously glanced at the two of them.
Mom also gave him a hard face, signaling him to hurry up and use the skills he learned a few days ago.
The three elders were anxious to death in their hearts, but on the surface, they still pretended to be "we talk about ours, and you talk about your own".
Alas......
Chen Li sighed inwardly, picked up the orange and handed it to An Simeng.
"Hello, Ann Simeng, do you eat oranges?"
An Simeng pretended to take it politely and thanked him.
"Thank you, Chen Li."
When the three elders saw the two talking, they unconsciously lowered their voices when chatting, and at the same time, they gave Chen Li a thumbs up in their hearts!
“……”
"Hello, Chen Li, do you eat oranges?"
An Simeng opened the orange peel, handed him half of the kernel, and asked politely.
"Thank you, Ellsimeng."
Chen Li stretched out his hand to take the nuts and thanked him.
“……”
The three of them looked at each other.
At this point, there was only one question in their minds.
"This conversation...... Did they just say that? ”