985 University is different, the dormitories are all air-conditioned.

It's summer, and the dormitory is refreshing.

A few people lay on their beds, and you and I discussed their impressions of the school one by one.

Everyone chatted very happily, and the relationship quickly became closer.

Young men chatting together and always can't escape several topics, games and women.

After experiencing the high-pressure study of the third year of high school, I am now free from the shackles of my parents.

This hard-won freedom made their young hearts begin to stir.

Especially when it comes to girls.

Except for Chen Li and Zhou Xiaoli, the other two were all with golden eyes.

Especially Haode.

He hadn't touched a girl's hand for more than ten years, and it was like a curse, which had been circling in his mind for a long time.

During the chat, he also swore a poisonous oath.

During his four years of college, he will definitely find a girlfriend......

Moreover! Take her hand!

Hao De's poisonous oath was issued.

I can't fix the other three.

Hand in hand?

That's it?

While speechless, Chen Li and Zhou Xiaoli still clapped their hands to show encouragement.

Cui Xiaojian smiled contemptuously instead.

"You eat more, grow taller and fatter, maybe there will be a girl who will throw a hug to you......"

Hao De is not tall and lean, Cui Xiaojian is tall and fat, and he can make up a "fat and thin combination".

In the end, they pulled the topic to Chen Li and Zhou Xiaoli.

"Brother Li, Oguri, do you have a girlfriend?"

Hao De asked curiously.

"Women are the obstacle to my dreams, and in addition to classes during college, I have to practice hard!"

Zhou Xiaoli's eyes were resolute.

After these two days of getting along, Hao De and the others already know that this is a "piano maniac" who puts the cart before the horse.

didn't want to ask more, so they shifted their attention to Chen Li.

"Ahem, there is ...... Female friends, girlfriends are not available for the time being. ”

Chen Li coughed lightly and replied in a serious tone.

Hear the words.

Cui Xiaojian and Hao De breathed a sigh of relief.

A dormitory is full of single dogs, so there is no such thing as feeding dog food or not, they are all good brothers in the trenches!

“……”

Zhou Xiaoli glanced at Chen Li with a strange face, smashed it, smashed it, and didn't say anything......

Lunch time.

Chen Li first took a few photos of the environment in the dormitory, and after sending them to his female friends to express his safety, he followed everyone downstairs to find a cafeteria to have some food.

On the way to the cafeteria, it is normal for four people to form groups and eight people.

An unfamiliar environment makes them habitually huddled with people close to them.

Freshmen haven't gone through military training, haven't taken courses yet, haven't had girlfriends yet, and the buddies in the dormitory are brothers!

When I find a girlfriend, there will be fewer and fewer full-time sleeper actions.

……

Next these days.

404 Eat and drink in the dormitory, and scatter wild everywhere.

Acquaintance is like a buddy in a pair of pants.

However, after a few days of getting along, everyone's problems naturally appeared.

Cui Xiaojian smokes a pack and a half every day, and the entire dormitory is smoked like a fairyland......

Even Chen Li and Zhou Xiaoli, two smokers, can't accept it, let alone Hao De, a non-smoker.

Turn off the air conditioner several times a day and open the doors and windows for ventilation.

Zhou Xiaoli's problem is that he practices the piano after dinner......

It's two or three o'clock in the morning!

In the end, Chen Li couldn't bear it anymore and asked him to rent a practice room outside the school, and come back after practicing.

Hao De usually has no problems at all, he is kind and has rules in life.

If I have to say something, it's that I talk about finding a girlfriend every day, but I never act.

Still, it doesn't hurt.

Until late at night two days ago, Cui Xiaojian and Zhou Xiaoli fell asleep, and Chen Li shrank into the blanket and sent ambiguous text messages to Lu Yunyao, and he was still asleep.

Suddenly, in the quiet dormitory, Hao De asked:

"Brother Li, second brother, did you sleep with the fourth?"

“……”

Chen Li thought that he was talking in his sleep, so he didn't reply.

Five minutes later, Haud asked again.

"Brother Li, second brother, are you asleep in the fourth?"

“……”

Chen Li frowned.

I thought, what is this kid doing?

If the tone is a little higher, it is estimated that everyone will wake up.

He still didn't reply, thinking about it to see what Hao De wanted to do......

Another five minutes passed.

Chen Li felt his bed shaking, and there was a slight "creaking" sound of wooden planks.

He lives in a row with Hao De, and this standard bed is connected by steel pipes, and Hao De's movement is a little bigger, and he can feel it from the bed on his side.

After another five minutes, the creaking of the planks became more frequent, and the shaking of the bed increased.

In the dark, Chen Li lay on the bed, looking at the ceiling with a loveless expression.

Until there was a heavy "um" from Hawd's bed.

Everything was quiet.

The bed was no longer swaying, and the crunching sound was no longer heard.

In the quiet and dark bedroom, there was a "rustle" sound of paper drawing......

Early the next morning.

Chen Li changed beds with Zhou Xiaoli.

"Boss, why do you suddenly want to change again?"

Zhou Xiaoli wondered.

On the first day, he said to change, and the boss swore that he would not change, why did he suddenly change his mind now.

Chen Li remade the bed, and seeing that everyone in the bedroom was present, he made up a reason:

"I had a nightmare last night and found myself standing in the spotlight on the stage, and the fans in the audience cheered for me......"

"Isn't that good?" Zhou Xiaoli interrupted happily.

"Hmm...... It's not a good fit for a salted fish like me, so I'm going to give you this position. ”

Chen Li patted him on the shoulder as a sign of encouragement.

After finding some free time, Chen Li walked up to Hao De and asked:

"Third child, I remember you majored in economic management, right?"

"yes, what's wrong?" Hao De gave him a puzzled look.

"Do you know calculus?"

Chen Li continued to ask.

"I know, I've heard it's hard......" Haud pouted.

Seeing Chen Li's hesitant eyes, he said heroically:

"Brother Li, what are you going to say, say it, it's all buddies!"

"Hmm......" Chen Li nodded, and then said:

"What about calculus, I've heard, this product, that's the more the derivation gets smaller...... Third, what do you think? ”

After that, he was afraid that he would be embarrassed, so he turned around and left.

However, Hao De didn't understand the meaning, and when he saw Chen Li leave the dormitory, he scratched his head, puzzled.

product, the more conductive the smaller?

Brother Li still knows calculus?

Forget it, what's the comparison with a genius like him.

When the time comes, I'll learn again.

Because he didn't understand the meaning of dissuasion in Chen Li's words, Zhou Xiaoli had to take a "rocking car" every three or five nights late at night.

It's a person, and there will be some habits.

In the 404 bedroom, Chen Li's problem is the smallest.

I reply to text messages every day, and I charge my phone when I am free.

Compared with them, Chen Li is not a problem at all.

The smaller the problem, the bigger the ranking.

His title as the boss is also well deserved.