"Do you think I won't be able to find you when you hide? It's useless..."

"You're that kind of man, no matter where you hide, you're like a firefly in the dark, so distinct, so outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, your split nose hair, your fat but not greasy beer belly, and that glass of Dry Martine all betrayed you clearly..."

"However, although you are so charming, no matter what, you are still responsible for what happened to Peanut last night, and you don't recognize anyone when you lift your pants?"

Outside the fruit shop, a female ninja with a southern accent from the village asked Tie Dan affectionately.

Iron Egg stands elegantly across from him with his toes crossed, shorts flip-flops, a rotten vest that has been washed translucent, and a cocktail in his hand.

"I'm sorry Ami..."

"I'm not called Ami." The female ninja frowned.

"Hmm..."Tie Dan scratched his head, thought for a long time and patted his head, "Oh~ Calamus is..."

"What calamus, I'm Shiho! Shiho! Shiho stomped his feet in anger.

"Shiho Shiho... I'm not the kind of man who goes around swaggering just because of a little bit of possibility. It's just that I heard that women who don't touch men for a long time will get acne, and they will get fatter and fatter, and I'm also thinking about your health..."

Tie Dan thought to herself that this name was so weird, what did her parents think.

Then I took a sip of Dry Martine through a straw, and the woman who was thousands of miles away came to mind.

～～

When I got closest to her, the distance was only 0.01 cm.

Three minutes later, I fell in love with the woman, but I didn't tell her at the time.

Every year on the seventh day of the seventh month, I would stand on the Hokage Rock and look in the direction of the Land of Rain.

I always thought it was beautiful, there was thunder, there was rain, there was cyberpunk.

It was a place called Yuyin Village.

It was there that I drank the acid rain of cyberpunk for the first time.

Listen to what the lame boss said:

"Cyberpunk rain is called 'Drunken Life and Dream Death'

After drinking, people will live forever in the rolling red dust. ”

Since then, I've become a very careful person.

Bring an umbrella with you every time you go out

Because you never know

Where the rain can't be shown, and where people can't see.

...

Remember that day

The black-hearted financial corner asked me to collect the monthly money and took me to a strange room

I pushed the door open and saw her, and it was the thirteenth time I had seen her

A minute and twenty-seven seconds later

Probably out of politeness, the woman named Xiao Nan wrapped herself in a bathrobe and walked towards me.

I didn't know until much later

That's not a favor, it's an accident.

...

In the middle of the night, lonely men and widows

I hurriedly explained that it was the dog thief in Kakudu who harmed me

Two seconds later, the distance between her palm and my face was only 0.01 centimeters

After three and a half turns, I fell on the seventh bluestone brick from front to back.

The next day I left, the one who ran away.

～～

"Ami, yes, it's useless to talk too much, take this banana and count it as last night's overnight fee."

Although Tie Dan loves her very much, he has loved her after all. I peeled a banana and handed it to her.

"No, you don't! You scumbag! Shiho slapped the banana on the ground, turned and stomped away.

"You can eat it if you don't need it, it's a waste..."

Tie Dan looked left and right, and when he saw that no one was paying attention, he quickly bent down to pick it up and eat it.

Wasting food and slandering me as a scumbag, I'm a Buffalo, and I'm the most single-minded in terms of feelings.

Autumn leaves, windy.

The streets are full of people, so it's not lively.

Seeing a familiar hot girl walking by, Tie Dan reached out and accosted him:

"Hey, who is that, do you want to come to my house at night to play, my cat will do a backflip..."

"Sick!" The babes glanced at him and walked away without looking back.

Tie Dan hurriedly retracted his hand, and replied politely with a little disgust: "Forget if you are sick, I wish you a speedy recovery." ”

...

"Pull out the mountains and cover the world!"

As Tie Dan was flirting with the women of the good family, a familiar voice came from behind him.

He frowned, and the banana peel snapped off his hand and fell to the ground.

Immediately took out the small note with the code and looked at it, and responded: "The times are not good... Horses don't die! ”

The code is barely right!

When I turned around, a guy who looked like a scale appeared behind him, five feet and half an inch tall, wide at the bottom and narrow at the top, and had a rounded chassis.

The Scales' voice was low and hoarse, "Iron Egg." ”

Iron Egg stepped forward and said in surprise, "Goblin." ”

The Weighing Monster said with a calm face, "I want you to call me by my real name, the Red Sand Scorpion." ”

"Okay goblins." Tie Dan looked serious and nodded heavily.

The Red Sand Scorpion mysteriously handed over a scroll, "The leader has a mission for you. ”

Tie Dan breathed quickly and said excitedly: "Really... Yes? The lame boss finally remembered me. ”

...

The Red Sand Scorpion left after explaining the task, and Tie Dan spent the morning in the store in a daze as usual.

Three years later, and three years later, the undercover identity was finally activated.

However, this time, the organization's mission turned out to be only to investigate the whereabouts of the Nine-Tails Pillar Force Naruto.

Does this still need to be investigated?

Looking at Hinata Sakura's development, you can see that Naruto is leveling up and gaining experience with Jiraiya at this time.

Alas~

I, the dignified Iron Nicholas Vladimir Dragon Trampling Horse Aotian Egg, and the Dawn Heaven Regiment carried the handle, and even arranged this low-level whereabouts mission for me.

How to evaluate key employees at the end of the year?

...

That's right

Doesn't the organization just want the tailed beast? I tied Naruto up and sent it back, so I guess I exceeded my mission!

Well... If you have free shipping, you may be able to get a five-star review.

"Hey, that's smart!" Tie Dan slapped his thigh, "That's it, let's make a Naruto trap first." ”

"Naruto trap?" At this time, another girl came in front of the fruit shop.

"Yo, Miss Hinata, the durian that I just entered yesterday is stinky, do you want to buy two?"

Tie Dan saw Hinata enter the store and quickly filled seven or eight durians.

Hinata couldn't eat so much, so she pushed back the profiteer's sack and asked, "Boss, what did you mean by Naruto's trap just now?" ”

Iron Dan suddenly became serious, poked his head out of the store and looked left and right, turned back to Hinata and whispered, "Use a bunch of delicious ramen to lure Naruto into the trap step by step, and then like this..."

It turned out to be this kind of childish method, Hinata Shiro was happy, rolled her eyes and said speechlessly: "Does this work..."

Tie Dan patted his beer belly and promised: "Don't worry, the salt I eat is saltier than the rice you eat, it must be fine." ”

Hinata is speechless, whose salt is not saltier than rice, which country's nonsense is this?

Seeing that Hinata cared so much about Naruto, Tetsudan's heart was also a little unbalanced.

The gap between me and Naruto is only half a ton and eight taels, why doesn't she like people like me? Hum!

Seeing an acquaintance passing by at the door, Tie Dan hurriedly beckoned and asked, "Sakura, come here, do you think I am handsome with Sasuke Muraka?"

"Sasuke for sure." Sakura said without thinking.

"Shhh - Definitely? Iron Dan frowned, thinking that Sakura must like Sasuke, so he made such an eccentric evaluation.

"Am I ugly? And so on, it can only be answered in two words. ”

Iron Egg is complacent, but he doesn't hear the answer he wants.

"Eat lotus root—"

Sakura looked him up and down, "Uncle Iron Egg, I didn't hit you, how old did you say you were?" My hair is almost bald, how embarrassed to compare with Sasuke..."

Tie Dan crossed his waist and was very unhappy, "Me? I'm seventeen years old, only a year older than you, and I'm called Uncle Chicken Feather..."

Sakura looked incredulous, "Uncle Chicken Feather is really only seventeen years old?" ”

Tie Dan's face flushed, and the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and argued: "Don't you understand the void age, you have to maintain a sense of mystery as a man, I can only tell you that you are seventeen years old, and the remaining seventeen years old have nothing to say." ”

Good guy, the first time I saw a virtual year, I can be empty for seventeen years.

Hinata and Sakura were shocked

This face is thicker than Rashomon! I can block the tailed beast jade.

...