Chapter 19 My name is Porridge Zhenxiang

Zi Ling sneered, and the meaning of the question made her very unhappy, and said, "Because I am a machine spirit, I am not so easily polluted." As he spoke, he slowly closed his eyes and said no more.

In a daze, he found that the sky flashed, and then his pupils suddenly shrank to the size of a needle's eye, and a streamer hit his forehead impartially, and he didn't even have time to react, and his body shot out backwards.

Evil Jun screamed, fell into the grass, leaned on his back, his eyes were confused, and he foamed at the mouth: You old lady, you are really not a good man and a woman, just do it. My head...... Evil Jun rubbed his forehead, which was almost torn apart, and was indignant, Damn, Lao Tzu is also a fierce man with horns......!

"Poof, cluck" Shangguan Ziling laughed so much that her shoulders trembled, the flowers and branches trembled, and the willow waist bent and almost broke, who made you speak disrespectfully?

Evil Jun barely sat up, the bad luck of nearly two hundred years seemed to have exploded on this night, right? I felt something sticking to my head, and when I touched it, it was a rune the size of a date. Brown-red, like rusty scrap iron, like a gossip map, but much more complicated than it, the mysterious and mysterious trajectories are staggered, very strange, but ...... But there is no strong horizontal fluctuation as imagined, and the material doesn't look special, it's not a spirit weapon, it shouldn't be......

I fiddled with it for a moment, but I couldn't see why, so I threw it aside, what a thing!

"You!" Shangguan Ziling gritted his silver teeth, "What are you doing! After eating dry food for a few days, you still have the courage to go up, begging for a beating!"

"Don't, don't, don't!" Evil Jun almost knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, how could this body bone still withstand tossing? He twisted his whole face into a bitter gourd phase, and blew and blew the floating soil that did not exist on the 'scrap iron', and he couldn't wait to take it in his mouth and lick it, and his aunt couldn't afford to provoke it!

The corners of Zi Ling's mouth twitched, and he said leisurely, "Even if you know each other, the gods of heaven and earth dare to blaspheme, I don't know if you are cowardly and fat-skinned or long-lived." For your ignorance's sake, I'll spare you for the time being. ”

"Thank you, senior for your extrajudicial kindness~" Evil Jun stretched out his voice, like an experienced eunuch in the palace......

"You must know that the real gods are all back to the basics, and the gods are introverted. Those who like to flaunt stinky farts are simply scrap copper and rotten iron, you know?" Zi Ling was condescending, with an ancestral style.

According to what you say, I will simply give all those scrap copper and rotten iron! Thinking so in my heart, I never dared to say this in my mouth, and said with a smile, "Eh, I know." ”

"Hahaha, you can teach! But remember that you have to do something for me?" she said proudly.

"But if you can do it, you will be willing to do the work of dogs and horses. ”

"Okay," Zi Ling was very excited, and said with blazing eyes, "I will tell you in the future, now your task is to keep this artifact well, it is best to swallow it, it will be absolutely fine......"

Evil Jun swallowed his saliva, and under the gaze of 'eagerness' and 'encouragement', he was extremely reluctant, swallowing alive 'dead rats with poison', his eyes closed, his throat rolled, and he grunted. If you don't swallow it, wouldn't that be looking for abuse? In the end, you still have to be obedient if you are beaten, and this thief ship will not be able to get off...... Love it!

It's good that it's not stuck......

"Ah, you can finally get out of this hellish place, take me to play. Shangguan Ziling jumped three feet high, and in the blink of an eye, she became a lively and lovely little girl. I have to say that the switching speed of her surname is really ...... Unique.

"You~, something that can generate machine spirits...... Doesn't it mean that you can act on your own?, besides, ...... just now," Evil Jun asked weakly.

Zi Ling's smiling face was in full bloom, and the dark clouds were suddenly thick, and his eyes shone with a ghostly light, "Do you have any questions?"

Evil Jun shrank his neck, "You are the boss, listen to you." ”

"That's pretty much it, let's go!"

Evil Jun is distressed, where should he go on this big night?

......

In the early morning, in the midst of a chirping birdsong, Evil Jun opened his eyes that had been confused for a night, and exhaled~, a slightly gray turbidity visible to the naked eye spit out of his mouth, refreshed!

Fortunately, it was a skin injury, and after a night of meditation, not only did the injury heal, but the body was also significantly larger, it should be the size of a one-year-old child, right? Two months at most, maybe a month can return to normal size. The premise is that the 'broken iron' that inexplicably sank in his dantian is willing to work.

I tasted a little sweetness, and finally believed that that thing was not mortal iron, maybe I really picked up the treasure this time. Once this person is lucky, he can pull out a piece of gold when he steps on a piece of shit, which is not undeniable. Evil Jun secretly enjoyed in his heart, and the small abacus crackled and crackled. As long as you think about it, let this girl recognize herself as the Lord...... Hehe, although it's a little difficult, but the building near the water gets the moon first, and she took the initiative to rely on me...... Ha ha.

As for last night, it was a massage, and Evil Jun thought of it with extreme brazenness and shamelessness.

"Is this going down, can you go? I knew that I would have made a light move last night, alas, I stayed in this ghost place for another night. Shangguan Ziling said with some dissatisfaction.

"Let's go!" said Evil Jun with great flattery, "Wherever you want to go, where you want to go!"

"Whatever, anyway, you can go wherever there are more people, I like to be lively, hehe. ”

"Okay, let's go!" Evil Jun did not hesitate, picked a straight and flat road, and left in high spirits. Fortunately, this place is in the middle of nowhere, and it is early in the morning, so there is no human figure at all, otherwise, seeing such a small short leg burst out at such a terrifying speed, I don't know how many pairs of eyeballs will fall to the ground.

This world is really wonderful, scrap copper and rotten iron can run, telephone, mobile phone and radio, and the sound transmission is only one second......

Evil Jun sat in a car, shook his head, and silently made a limerick poem in his heart. The people in this world are so good-hearted, and they want to give me a ride if they don't know each other......

"What do you call the little brother, my surname is Zhou, and my name is Zhou Zhenxiang. The ten-a** guy in a half-new Santana said in his loud voice.

What an interesting name, it seems that I grew up drinking porridge since I was a child, tsk, poor drops. "My name is Evil Jun, the evil of the evil sect, the evil of the talented Jun, your name is really a surname. ”

"Haha, each other, each other's surnames are easy to remember, if I enter the entertainment industry, I will definitely become popular!" Zhou Zhenxiang didn't blush at all, a surname is one thing, but you can't give a girl's name, right?

This young man, how can he be almost 180 tall, that pair of thick arms, good guy, just the dragon-like blood vessels are scary enough, can drive a car, it can't be a coolie, right?

Evil Jun wanted to peek into his memory, but he still gave up, if everything was mastered, then the world would be boring, and everything should be kept some mystery.

"Look at your face, you have to be sixteen or seventeen, right?" Zhou Zhenxiang said curiously.

Evil Jun nodded, "Sixteen years old." ”

"Are you born dwarfism, or what's going on?" he said with a big grin.

"Hehe" Evil Jun sneered, laughed but didn't answer, this guy, typical rough lines, did you ask people like this? If I hadn't had a good temper, I would definitely give you an upside-down onion and plant it in a pit!

"Where are you going, why are you alone, in the wilderness, it's not safe. Zhou Zhenxiang took out a pack of cigarettes and handed over one.

"I don't have anywhere to go, my family is in a disaster, there is no one, so I come out to ask for a way out. Evil Jun's face was not red, and his heart did not skip a beat. "Ahem...... took a puff of his cigarette in exchange for a violent cough.

"Haha, you can't smoke? China, it's a waste, it's a waste," he said, his eyes lit up first, and then he said with some pity.

"Hehe, I'll pay you back in the future. "Evil Jun doesn't care.

"What are your plans, if not, I can introduce you to a job, your body is too ...... after all It's a tenth-level cripple, and I think I'm the only one who can find you a way to live. He said as he shook off his uneven stubble.