Chapter 90: You're Fooling Me

The senior sister smiled, life and death were unpredictable. This is the truth that Zhou Yu only realized for a long time afterward, but Liuying has already spoken, and he does not dare to disobey his master's orders.

Although the current Zhou Yu thinks that Li Yunhan's smile is ill-intentioned, it is estimated that it should be similar to the military training when he first entered the university in his previous life. Although the instructor often uses the three major tortures of "saluting and not being rude, squatting and not standing, and kicking and not landing" to destroy them, but in fact, the instructor's people are still very good, and when a student faints from heat stroke, the instructors will immediately carry him to the infirmary, and usually secretly help everyone to connect the water, which belongs to the knife mouth tofu heart.

Obviously, Zhou Yu miscalculated the situation, and Li Yunhan's methods of torturing people were endless, but poor him didn't know anything about it.

After this matter was confirmed, Zhou Yu asked Liuying tentatively, "Master, will the practice of my basic skill start tomorrow?" ”

"Your senior sister and I still have some things to do these days, you don't know martial arts now, and it's inconvenient to walk with us, so it's better to settle down at home first. The next time we come back, you're going to go into retreat with us. Shadow said.

"I wonder how long it will take for Master and Senior Sister to make this trip?"

"It can be as little as ten days and a half months, or as long as a month, and you have to take advantage of this time to tell your family that when the retreat begins, you won't be able to go home for three months." Liuying's words made Zhou Yu a little apprehensive, he had never been away from home for so long. When he was not at home, Feng Liang also stayed in Shaolin Temple, he was afraid that there were some things that Feng Yue would not be able to deal with.

"Yes, I see." Zhou Yu did not show his worries.

"Since that's the case, then let's go first, the Demon Fist must be practiced, and it must not be wasted!" Liuying got up and wanted to leave. _o_m

"Eh, Master, you and Senior Sister must have worked hard these days, why don't you rest at home for one night today, and it's not too late to start tomorrow! Besides, if you have to stay overnight outside the apprentice's house, won't others say that the apprentice is not filial? Zhou Yu hurriedly asked the two to stay: "Today's dinner will be cooked by me personally, and let the master and sister taste my craftsmanship!" ”

"Ouch, I didn't think my little brother was a cook? This surprised me! Li Yunhan's eyes were full of smiles, but Zhou Yu always felt that there was a bit of mockery in that smile.

"I don't dare to be it, I just studied it for a few days." In front of Li Yunhan, Zhou Yu didn't dare to show his usual arrogant state, maybe because he couldn't beat her.

"I passed by Luozhou City a while ago, and I heard that there is a very powerful restaurant there, what is it called Juxian Lou, do you know?" Li Yunhan asked.

"Yes." Zhou Yu replied truthfully.

"I also heard that the cooking skills of the chef of Juxian Mansion are outstanding, and even the dishes of the palace are not as good as the level of Juxian Lou, and some people even say that the chef of Juxian Lou is not too much to be the imperial chef in the palace, how does your cooking skills compare with the group of people in Juxian Lou?"

Zhou Yu could hear it, Li Yunhan was making fun of him. But even so, he still didn't dare to talk back to her, who knows what the consequences would be if she started a fire...... It's better to be obscene and develop.

"Senior sister, I still know a thing or two about the level of the chefs in Juxian Building, if you want to say that they are better than the chefs in Yuwangfu, maybe there is still something to discuss; But to say that you can be a royal chef in the palace is an exaggeration! There is not only one restaurant in the world, Juxianlou, the dishes in other places also have their own characteristics, and it is not the turn of Juxianlou to point to the sky. Let's go back to the chefs in Juxian Building, I came from the same village as them, although they barely learned cooking, but they always looked arrogant, and it was difficult to become a big tool! Moreover, the dishes they make are flawed from time to time, and they are not as outrageous as the legend says! Zhou Yu said helplessly.

"Listen to what you mean, don't you pay attention to the chef of Juxian Tower?" Li Yunhan deliberately made it difficult for him.

"It's not that they don't pay attention to it, but their level is really limited, and the rumors outside are too much!" Zhou Yu shook his head and said.

Li Yunhan snorted, and then said to Liuying: "Master, since the junior brother is warmly invited, then we don't have to refuse, right?" Just try my great chef's craft! Li Yunhan deliberately bit the word "chef" very hard.

"Okay, then according to what you said, the two of us will stay at Xiao Yu's house for the time being, and we will set off early tomorrow morning!" Flowing Shadow also agreed.

"Senior brother, I'm waiting for your dinner!" Li Yunhan patted Zhou Yu's shoulder and said.

"Senior sister, please rest assured." If you want to talk about cooking, then Zhou Yu is too energetic.

Leaving the hall, Zhou Yu immediately summoned Li Erniu and asked him to prepare the ingredients in the kitchen, after all, Zhou Yu had to cook in person tonight.

Li Erniu is already familiar with doing these things now, first arrange the utensils in the kitchen according to Zhou Yu's habits, and then put the materials of several good dishes that Zhou Yu often makes in the most convenient position, and then prepare firewood and other consumables, which can be operated by Zhou Yu at any time.

To this day, the iron pot is still the great killer of the world's culinary skills, and the clay pot and copper pot determine the upper limit of cooking, but the iron pot gives other possibilities on this basis.

It is precisely because of this that the iron pot is the hole card used by Juxianlou to gain a foothold and compete, and the cooking methods and skills of the iron pot are the housekeeping skills of the chefs of Juxianlou.

At dinner, looking at the fragrant food on the table, Li Yunhan fell into deep contemplation.

"The dishes are ready, Master and Sister, please move the chopsticks!" Zhou Yu personally served the last plate of fried meat and said.

"Yes, looking at this posture, it's really a bit like gathering immortals, but I haven't eaten it either, so I don't know how his house tastes." Li Yunhan also had to admit that Zhou Yu's dishes were really good.

Li Erniu, who was on the side, listened to her words and couldn't help but smile: "Uncle Shi, the cooks in Juxian Mansion are all my master's apprentices, including me!" ”

Li Yunhan's head slowly turned around, and he looked at Zhou Yu with some resentment, and his eyes were saying, "You kid deliberately tricked me?" ”

What can Zhou Yu do? All he could do was an embarrassed but polite smile.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for Li Yunhan to be impressed by Zhou Yu's exquisite craftsmanship, and bluntly said that this dinner was the most delicious meal she had ever eaten since she was born.

Zhou Yu was not too surprised, after all, such an effect was completely within his expectations.

Although Liuying didn't praise too much rhetoric, the satisfied smile on his face said it all.

After the meal, Zhou Yu arranged a room for the two of them, and specially sent two maids to serve them, but they were all driven back, saying that the people in the rivers and lakes were not so hypocritical. The two girls thought that they had made a mistake, and when they talked to Zhou Yu about it, they were worried about being punished. Unexpectedly, Zhou Yu didn't care at all, and just let them rest earlier.

Only then did the girls remember that the uncle from home had always been understanding, and he didn't even have a word of weight on weekdays. However, a new question also arises, now that Feng Liang has stayed in Shaolin Temple, should he change his name to Master Zhou Yu? Shui'er told Zhou Yu what everyone thought, but Zhou Yu was very repulsive to the title of "master". Shui'er understood and told everyone that everything was as usual, and Master Feng would come back one day.

Late at night, Zhou Yu lay on the bed, thinking about the "retreat" that Liuying said. In his previous cognition, retreat was a very powerful word, a person with mediocre martial arts skills, went to a certain worldly fairyland for a year and a half, and then came back and became a master. Zhou Yu didn't know if going out to retreat with Liuying would have such an effect, but it should make a qualitative leap in his strength.

Thinking about it, Zhou Yu suddenly found that his door was pushed open. Because he had been kidnapped, Zhou Yu thought that it was another enemy who came to the door, so he immediately sat up vigilantly and asked, "Who is it?" ”

"Me!" Feng Yue's voice came from the darkness.

"You said you would come, why are you touching so quietly?" Zhou Yu said with a sigh of relief.

"What else do you say? That senior sister of yours is too strong, Shui Ling and I don't dare to look at her squarely! Feng Yue got into Zhou Yu's quilt and complained to him.

"She won't stare at you every day, what do you care about her?" Zhou Yu hugged Feng Yue into his arms.

"Yes, she won't stare at me every day, but she can't stand someone staring at people every day!" There was a hint of vinegar wafting from Feng Yue's words.

"Where is this?" Zhou Yu was not stupid, so he could naturally hear that Feng Yue was teasing him.

"Ouch, people's faces are good-looking, white *** tender, grow to your heart, right?" Feng Yue said angrily.

"Look at what you say, is she comparable to you? No matter how beautiful she is, in my heart, you are also the most beautiful. Besides, it's really comparable.

, is she far behind? Zhou Yu sighed.

"What's the difference?" Feng Yue was puzzled.

"Look at her chest, she is flat, and she has no femininity at all, what can you compare to?" Zhou Yu said that he was not honest when he said it, and began to rub against Feng Yue.

Feng Yue opened his hand dissatisfied, and said dissatisfiedly: "Tell me, how long have you not touched me?" Did you have a new love outside and forgot your bad wife at home? ”

"Give me a dozen of such a wife!" Zhou Yu kissed him as he spoke, and the two of them untied their clothes and gradually got better.

Maybe it's really because they haven't had sex for a long time, both of them look suffocated, venting their desires over and over again, tossing from lights out to almost four watches.

After picking the peaches, Feng Yue snuggled into Zhou Yu's arms like a lazy kitten, and Zhou Yu also hugged her tightly and refused to let go.

"Xiao Yue, I have something to tell you......" Zhou Yu said in a huttering voice.

"What's the matter?" Feng Yue could hear the hesitation in his words.

"Master said that the next time they come back, I will go out with them to retreat and practice, and I will come back after three months......

"It's been so long......" Feng Yue's eyes were filled with some loss, but unfortunately in the dark, Zhou Yu never found out. _o_m

"Don't worry, before I leave, I will definitely arrange everything at home. You stay at home with Shui Ling and wait for me to come back! Zhou Yu gently kissed Feng Yue's forehead.

"That senior sister of yours is also going to retreat with you?" Feng Yue asked a key question.