"Tiedan, it's time to go out for a run... You! Naipo changed into sportswear, and when he came to urge Tiedan, he was suddenly stunned, "Why did you suddenly become taller and thinner?" ”

The iron egg golden finger is back, how can he go running again and suffer the crime?

I opened the system panel on the spot and modified the height and weight data.

"You're going to run on your own starting today, little fat man." Iron Egg smacked and ripped off her fleshy face.

Naipo held out his hand to him, "Say it!" What elixir have you taken, bring me one too! ”

Tie Dan shrugged, "No, I ate one of them." ”

"Then I'm not going to run away." Naipo stretched his face and walked to the door.

Tie Dan asked, "Why are you going out if you don't run?" ”

"I'm going to take out the trash."

"You're going to buy fried chicken?"

"I'm going to take out the trash in the trash!"

"You want to buy a family bucket of fried chicken? Please bring one for me. ”

Naiho seriously suspects that the Iron Egg Villain is showing off his figure and deliberately stimulating her.

He walked back quickly, "You want to find a way to make me lose weight too, or don't touch me in the future!" ”

Tie Dan smiled wickedly, "Yes, but there is a price to be paid for being thinner and prettier..."

"Do you really have a way?" Naho's eyes widened.

Tie Dan opened his mouth and lowered his fist, and approached Naiho, who was in a daze, step by step.

Ahh Wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big ......

After a violent beating, Naipo began to cry and break up.

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful woman in the world." Iron Egg took out the magic mirror and placed it opposite Naibo.

The mirror has spoken!

"Beautiful Miss Naho, of course."

"Huh? Is this me? How did you become so pretty? Naho obsessively looked at the woman in the mirror with a 100-point face and a 100-point body.

Just kidding, 'Give me back my drifting fist' is a waste of fame? I played for fifteen minutes, and my hands were sore.

Naibo looked at the mirror and was narcissistic for a long time, and suddenly hugged Tie Dan and said coquettishly: "Tie Dan, you are so powerful, beat me for a while!" ”

"You've all heard it, it's not my domestic violence, this girl asked for it." Tie Dan explained to the reader in front of the screen, and went up to punch and kick again.

"Look at the punch! Ho... Ha... Ahh Pegasus Meteor Fist..."

After beating Naibao, he immediately climbed to the mirror and wondered: "No, Tiedan, why is your nose blue and swollen this time?" ”

Skills can only be used once, and the last time I reiterated, students with bad memories quickly took notes.

Tie Dan comforted: "Just wait for it to be swollen, after the swelling is gone, you will be the most beautiful woman in the world!" ”

Naiho rubbed the iron egg, and said angrily: "Iron egg, I love you to death!" ”

"Keep your mouth clean." Tie Dan punched the pig's head with a blue nose and swollen face, "I'll wait for the swelling to go down in two days." ”

Naipo crawled back again, "Iron Egg, I want a child. ”

Now that she's so beautiful, she's suddenly desperate to pass on her genes.

What a big heart! Tie Dan said: "Whose child can give it to you casually after raising it?" ”

Naipo said, "I mean we both have a baby together. ”

"I don't have that much face, where are I going?" Tie Dan thought about it for a long time, and he couldn't imagine that anyone could give him a child so generously.

"I mean, I mean... Forget it, this kid is also mentally retarded. Naho was so angry that he turned around to leave.

Iron Egg let out a long sigh, "I see... But I around a lot, and it seems like I'm infertile. ”

Naipo immediately turned around again and pointed at him angrily, "Okay! You've finally admitted that you're having an affair! Say, which shameless vixen is it! ”

"You wait, I'll count..."Tie Dan counted with his fingers, and then took off his shoes and toes when he was full, "Why is it not enough...... Anyway, there are more than twenty ex-girlfriends, thirteen of whom have adulterous affairs, and the rest are still cucumber girls. ”

"Shame on you! Woo woo woo..."Naiho cried out aggrievedly, "You have so many ex-girlfriends, I don't have an ex-boyfriend, it's so unfair..."

"Do you blame me?" Iron Egg slapped the table.

Naiho whimpered, "Why don't you blame you, how can you have so many girlfriends?" ”

What the quarrel wants is momentum, and Tie Dan is louder, "You think I want to?" All these years, I have been looking for someone who is not you, looking for someone who is not you! Where did you go? ”

"Huh? I..."Naipo was stunned, who am I? Where am I? Isn't he to blame, why am I being questioned?

"There's a call, I'll go to a meeting first..."The ring of the Dawn Organization on Iron Egg's hand suddenly flickered.

The lame boss is calling a meeting...

Back then, a real eye was inserted in the organization, and it could be teleported directly.

The purple pillar of light on the iron egg soared into the sky, and appeared inside the Xiao organization 4 seconds later.

The room was dimly lit, and the only light was the brazier on the central stone platform.

In addition to him, there are four entities, Payne, Konan, Obito, and Jue. The others were all on missions outside, and only the projection of the magic of the slide body came.

"Gather you today..."

Payne was interrupted by Tie Dan as soon as he spoke, "Dog thief, have you embezzled the organization's money again, why don't you even have a light in such an important place as the conference room?" ”

Tie Dan has a grudge for a long time, and it was this guy who caused him to leave the organization.

Jiaodu snorted, "Idiot, the magic of the slide body is to rely on that pot of fire projection, how can you cast the lights on?" ”

"Iron Egg, I heard that you kidnapped the Hokage and the Kazekage, why did you let them go?" The Red Sand Scorpion asked.

"Oops, what happened to my stuff... It turned out to be a bounty manual, you don't know, I have a bounty of 130 million, everyone wants to kill me, those cats and dogs are as annoying as flies, and if you don't release the two shadows, it's even more annoying. ”

Tie Dan looked distressed, and when he talked about the bounty amount, he specially accentuated his tone.

In this wave of Versailles, even Payne had nothing to say.

The old faces all know that Tie Dan loves to pretend, but the newcomers Fei Duan and Deidara are really frightened.

Secretly set a goal: to kidnap a shadow in his lifetime!

"Without further ado, let's get down to business." Payne spoke again, "Starting today, the organization will move to the next stage of development, capturing the ...... of the Nine Tailed Beasts."

Having said a lot, it's actually about arranging capture tasks.

One tail is in charge of Scorpion and Deidara; The second tail is in charge of Tie Dan and Ah Fei; The four tails are in charge of the ghost shark and the weasel; The five tails are in charge of the horns and the flying section; The Six Tails were shot by Heavenly Dao Payne; Xiao Nan is responsible for being as beautiful as a flower.

The other tailed beasts wait for the next round.

After the meeting, people left one after another, and Tie Dan spat on his hand and sorted out his hairstyle.

ran over and grabbed the door frame to stop Xiao Nan, and forced Ge to take off his sunglasses.

said coldly: "Woman, do you say that there is a possibility that you want to invite me to dinner, but you are embarrassed to speak." ”

"You're thinking too much." Xiao Nan was expressionless.

"I see that you have a bit of a look, it just so happens that I am also moved, and I happen to be free today, or I will simply get married." Tie Dan directly stretched out his fingers and blocked Xiao Nan who was about to speak halfway through speaking, "Shh, don't speak." Don't pity me at night when I'm a delicate flower..."

Xiao Nan rolled his eyes, too lazy to talk nonsense with him.

"Hey, your car door isn't closed." At this time, the yellow-haired Didara suddenly appeared.

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