It's time for lunch

Steel Dan led people into a restaurant, and Xiaolongnu pointed to the big man who occupied a table and said in surprise: "Dandan, he seems to be the one I almost bumped into yesterday." ”

When Steel Egg looked at it, it was really that Mr. Mighty, and this person was so familiar...

"It seems to be Qiao Feng..."

"He's Qiao Feng? Qiao Feng, who is as famous as Childe? Azhu couldn't help but look at it a few more times.

Gangdan smiled disdainfully, Murong Fu also deserves to be as famous as Qiao Feng?

Not to mention that Qiao Feng worshiped Xuanku as a teacher at the age of seven, and became an apprentice of Wang Jiantong, the leader of the beggar gang at the age of sixteen, and learned the beggar gang's unique dog stick method and the eighteen palms of the dragon, and his martial arts talent was recognized as the first in Tianlong.

His stereo alone is not something that ordinary people can have.

Just think about it, this is in the Song Dynasty, how expensive a stereo is!

Over there, Qiao Feng was ordering food from the waiter, "Xiao Er, come with half a catty of beef, and two catties of daughter red!" ”

Sure enough, it's a standard hero package!

The domineering between the eyebrows and eyes, the majesty between the expectations!

Steel Egg was stunned, what man didn't have a dream of being a hero since he was a child?

Oops, it's the feeling of heartbeat.

Ten years of drinking ice, it is difficult to cool the blood! I'm going to be a hero!

"Little Er!" The steel egg dragon slayer knife slapped on the table, full of momentum!

Xiao Er hurriedly came over, "Here is the guest officer, what do you want to eat?" ”

Steel Egg glanced at the configuration over there, it must not be copied, otherwise it will be Dong Shi Xiaofeng.

The standard configuration of heroes is to have wine and meat, you know...

"The whole iron pot stewed goose, and then two catties of two pots!"

No, the steel egg scratched his head again after ordering, how do you feel that she is not chivalrous at all? What the hell went wrong...

"Let's eat hot pot, sister." Xiaolongnu on the side patted Wang Yuyan's hand, turned her head and instructed Xiao Er: "Mandarin duck pot, all the ingredients are meat and vegetarian..."

Steel Egg interrupted her, "Is the mandarin duck pot delicious, I will also eat two more stews." ”

“... Stupid people can't eat hot pot. The little dragon girl replied speechlessly.

"Damn! There are also such requirements. "The steel egg hammer table is annoyed, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat it in this life.

Wang Yuyan and Azhu Abi once again refreshed their cognition of the IQ of steel eggs.

The wine and food of the steel egg point were quickly served, and seeing Qiao Feng drinking one bowl at a time, he also proudly slapped the lid of the second pot head and began to blow the bottle to his mouth.

Goo knock goo knock... Burst! ——

Azhu Abi wiped the wine on her body with a resentful expression.

Over there, Qiao Feng noticed that Gangdan had been looking at him, and he had some guesses in his heart, and shouted from the other table: "This brother, I think Your Excellency has a good internal strength, and he must not be a nameless, dare to ask his name?" ”

Gangdan drank a bottle of Wangzi milk to relieve hangover, and replied domineeringly: "Below is Murong Fu in the local area of Weizhen Gusu and Niujiazhuang. ”

"It turned out to be Murong Gongzi, disrespectful and disrespectful." Qiao Feng raised the wine bowl and saluted, "Help Qiao Feng under the beggar." ”

"It turned out to be Qiao's gang leader, and the dog raised the dog." The steel egg also raised a glass in return.

After confirming his identity, Qiao Feng squinted his eyes and continued: "My beggar gang deputy gang leader Ma died last month under his own famous stunt, I heard that the Murong family's martial arts are good at returning the favor to the other in his way, but the death of the deputy gang leader Ma was done by Murong Gongzi?" ”

"Nonsense! My son-in-law was still in Swallow Dock last month, how could it be that he did it? ”

Although Murong Fu was not here, Abi still stubbornly stood up to defend his innocence.

"He didn't talk nonsense, I am here today to claim full responsibility for the assassination of Ma Dayuan." Gangdan stood up, straightened his waist and said proudly: "Qiao Feng, in order to make you the helper, it took me a lot of effort to kill your competitor, and you don't have to be too polite... If you really want to thank me, just give 180,000 yuan..."

"Humph!" Qiao Feng's face turned dark, and he slapped the table with one palm.

Isn't it too much? Gangdan reluctantly changed his words: "If you don't set up ten tables and eight tables, you can take some sincerity..."

"Okay, you Murong Fu, you dare to bully me and help no one! Today, Qiao is going to learn and see if you are worthy of being on the same level as me! ”

Qiao Feng flew over with the eighteen palms of the dragon descending, and immediately withdrew his hand after hitting the steel egg's chest, and black blood flowed out of his palm in an instant, faintly painful.

It's more toxic than poisonous!

"How do you say do it?" Steel Egg pulled out the soft hedgehog armor and said indignantly, "The local gang is too rude. ”

Seeing that he was aggressive, Qiao Feng immediately changed to a defensive posture, not daring to underestimate the enemy.

The steel egg suddenly floated into the air and began to blingbling transform, wielding the Moonlight Power Scepter!

"Sailor Moon of love and justice, Sailor Moon, I'm going to punish you instead of the moon!"

Moon Spiral Heart Attack!

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"Hey, hey, hey, I heard Long Long say that you told a joke and it was funny, tell me about it." On the night when Qiao Feng was beaten away, Gangdan found Azhu and asked with great interest.

"Hmm..."Ah Zhu organized his language, "It's about the Three Kingdoms period, Liu Bei and..."

"Hahaha... Ha Quack Quack..."The Steel Egg began to laugh after listening to half of the sentence.

"I've just just started talking..."A crow flew over Azhu's head, and muttered again, "It's just a good listener, at least it won't be cold..."

"Three Kingdoms period hahahaha... Aha, oh my God, this is so funny hahaha..."The steel egg was about to laugh out of his eyes, and kept hammering the table.

Ah Zhu continued embarrassedly, "During the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei and Zhang Fei rode out on horseback to play..."

"Liu Bei and Zhang Fei hahaha... You say they ride horses, wahahahahaha, go out on horseback hahaha... No, no, no, my stomach hurts with laughter..."

"Uh... I haven't talked about the laughter yet..."Ah Zhu felt inexplicable, and wanted to finish the joke quickly and stay away from this neurotic," and then rode Zhang Fei saw a cliff in front of him, and quickly reminded Liu Bei: Big brother, you quickly rein in the horse! ”

"Cliff haha, cliff aha, red fire, trance... Ahh Azhu, are you going to laugh to death and I inherit my Huabei..."

"The laughing point is not in this sentence, oh my God......" Ah Zhu raised her forehead and sighed, she felt so tired of telling a joke for the first time, hurry up and finish it in one breath, "Zhang Fei said: Big brother, hurry up!" Then Liu Bei turned around and said: I am very happy! ”

The steel egg's laughter suddenly stopped, and after being stunned for two seconds, he wondered, "And then?" ”

Ah Zhu was stunned, do you have a smile on the stinky socks? Don't laugh where it's funny, and laugh endlessly where it's not funny.

"And then, what happened?" Steel Egg asked again solemnly.

"I don't know... Then Liu Bei may have fallen..."Ah Zhu was deflated for a while and replied casually.

Gangdan laughed even more when he heard this, "Ahhh Hahaha dusk figure skating haha... He actually fell down hahahaha... Hahaha, it's really amazing hahahaha..."

Ah Zhu wanted to say that you were really the one who stepped on the horse, and frowned slightly: "So you think that sentence just now is not a joke?" ”

"Wasn't that a joke?" Steel Egg was stunned for a second and began to laugh non-stop, "Hahaha drink box and haha... This joke also has a second season of hee-ha-hahahaha

Azhu: "......"

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Inside the RV, Steel Egg summoned one, two, three, four, four women.

Meeting.

"There are two things to announce: first, the joke that Azhu told yesterday was so funny, I will award you a Nobel Prize for jokes."

Azhu took a casually drawn award certificate, very disgusted, and did not have an acceptance speech.

"The second thing, I'm going out to have an affair, and you're free to move around during this time."

Xiaolongnu frowned, "Why are you having an affair?" ”

Gangdan said earnestly: "I've grown up, and my moral concepts have to keep up, I can't always force others, I want to find a sweet extramarital relationship." ”

The four of them disdain, isn't it just a change of tricks to find a woman, shameless...

Wang Yuyan said worriedly: "You injured Qiao Feng, and you confessed to killing Ma Dayuan." The beggars have been offended to death, what about our safety when you leave? ”

"Don't worry, my RV has its own defense system, it's very powerful."

After speaking, the steel egg began to pack his luggage.

Xiaolongnu couldn't help but complain, "One thing to say, with your IQ and appearance, it is difficult to succeed without force of force." ”

Steel Egg defended: "Nonsense! I've watched a lot of TV shows and already have a well-thought-out affair plan. ”

"Tell me about it." The people didn't believe it.

Gangdan proudly talked about his grand blueprint, "First find a beautiful heroine, and then find a bunch of fierce and vicious people to hunt her down, and then I will incarnate a chivalrous man who has seen injustice to save her..."

Wang Yuyan: "What a cliché hero saves beauty, and then what?" ”

Then I pretended I couldn't beat her and ran for my life with her. Running for her life, she will definitely break her foot and tell me: You go first. I said righteously: we want to walk together, we want to die together. Then I ran with her on my back, and it usually rained..."

"Why is it raining?" Abi was puzzled.

"Routines, TV series are all played like this. There must be a broken temple in front of the rain, the next shot must be a crackling fire, the camera must be far away, there must be two clothes drying, and then pull it away, the two of us must have found a stable stone to sit and chat, chatting and chatting about the past, the heroine will definitely cry, and then I will wipe her tears, at this time, the four eyes are facing each other, and the four eyes are facing each other, and then lie down naturally, the plot behind cannot be broadcast, and the camera is pulled to the fire. ”

Steel Egg danced and gestured, and finally clapped his hands, "Isn't this it?" ”

Good guy, how many bloody domestic dramas do you have to watch?

I can even memorize the order of moving the camera, why don't you become a director?

"I'll go first..."Steel Dan went out and reminded again: "Oh yes, this RV is really powerful, you guys take it easy, don't blow up the earth." ”

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